“Passenger 69” Has Class Like Business And An Ass Like Coach

Richard Branson beware: there's a new British airline in town and it's coming for you. It might not boast hip lighting or fancy snacks, but Bluebird Air has flight attendants who moonlight as pornstars and they are not afraid to disarm a terrorist with a handjob.

Yes, with the right training, a handjob can be like sexual krav maga! But we're getting ahead of ourselves; let's first focus on the various ladies who make the skies friendly with benefits.

Linsey Dawn McKenzie is the cover girl of this film, and as such she's taking her right of primae noctis and sleeping with all the girls she wants. She uses Puma Swede's sweet pussy to demonstrate how roomy the seats are in the economy section of the plane. How roomy are they? They're so roomy that these two tall, leggy beauties can successfully scissor using only two chairs as support! Of course, the same number of seats in first class provide enough leverage to let Puma peg Linsey with a big, ridged strap-on dildo, but the consumers don't need to know that.

Linsey also takes Gemma Massey's airborne V-card. The PR for/back cover of this movie tell us that this is Gemma's first girl-girl scene, but we know for a fact that isn't true because we saw her 69 (how ironic) with Linsey in "Inside Story." Maybe it's like how some stores have grand openings for years? Anyway, Linsey and Gemma play their scene close and comfy, jamming their noses, tongues, and toys as deep as they can in each other.

We're not sure who the terrorist in this story is, but we're going to guess that it's Madelyn Marie because she seems to be the only one threatening the pilot with her perfect ass. How did she even get in the cockpit? [Insert your own cockpit joke here.] As with every Bluebird movie, the serious conflict is solved with a big ol' orgy. Everyone hikes up their skirts, Briana Blair grabs a shotgun, and the recycled air slowly takes on the flavor of lube.

If you think "Passenger 69" presents an overly naughty picture of pilots and flight attendants, just wait till you see how they portray baggage handlers! (Just kidding. But really though, someone should do a porno about those people.)

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