“The Teacher 3” Is More Dangerous Than Michelle Pfeiffer And Twice As Dirty

We could be subtle and say something like "Michelle Lay takes hands-on approach when it comes to education," but it's hard to be subtle about the fact that Michelle Lay fucks her students and then possibly kills them. Related question: why is that so hot?

Xander Corvus isn't the smartest boy in his class, but he's got rakish looks and a penis large enough to make him walk funny, so he catches Michelle Lay's eye. He's in the middle of a committed relationship with Allie Haze, but since he's failing Ms. Lay's class, the scheming teacher can do whatever she wants to him. If you think it's absurd that a high school teacher has this much control over a young adult's life, then you clearly haven't applied to college in a while.

It's not like Michelle isn't a smoldering, delicious cougar—because she is—or that Xander isn't painfully attracted to his teacher; they have real chemistry between them! But when Michelle is rubbing her lean, tan body against Xander's, gripping the base of his cock as she lowers her mouth to it, and swirls her tongue around the tip, she knows that Xander is holding back. Perhaps he really loves Allie Haze? Too bad. Michelle whispers into his ear, "I can get you into UC Santa Barbara." Xander comes instantly.

Allie knows that something strange is going on with Xander and Michelle, so she goes to report it to Principal Randy Spears. When she walks into his office, she finds him completely naked, sitting in an armchair, sporting a giant erection. Allie figures, "What the hey?" and starts swabbing his dick around the inside of her cheeks. They get some serious mileage off Randy's desk, spooning and cowgirling all through lunch period. Right when they come, they start howling at the moon. No explanation why.

Anyway, Xander and Michelle become closer and closer, until Danny Wylde shows up with a tale about Michelle's sordid past. He was one of her former students, and he too had wild, reckless sex with her. They even snuck away to hotels so that Danny could pull her hair, slap her ass, and make her scream his name in peace. He says she has "chronic nymphomania," and although we can't find anything on that in the DSM-IV, we're inclined to believe Danny.

We're not sure what the details are on Michelle Lay killing people, or at least threatening to kill people, but we'll let it slide until we see "The Teacher 3" for ourselves. We have to know how it goes down. Also, we have to find out why Randy Spears is a werewolf.

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