Welcome To Barely Legaldom, Miley Cyrus!

And we'd also like to extend congratulations to all you patient perverts who waited through years of Hannah Montana movies and inane controversies. Now that Miley is eighteen, you can pretend you never had fantasies about a minor!

By tomorrow morning (at the latest) our usual celebrity upskirt/see-through clothing/cleavage websites will be brimming with fresh photos of Miley as she gallivants about town for her birthday. Or if you're impatient, you can always look at fake celebrity photos like these. Because it's, like, totally chill for you to be into these now, right?

Ambiguous ethical concerns, indeed. We still feel pretty weird about barely legal excitement. What difference does a day make? Yesterday she was off-limits, today she's considered fair game for websites like ours. We'll get used to it in time, but for now, we're just going to listen to "Party and Bullshit in the U.S.A" or something and ponder the future of Miley's legal life. Maybe she'll go from Hannah Montana to Montana Fishburne? Only time will tell.

· Photo by Pacific Coast News (pacificcoastnews.com)
· Creepy fake nude photos anyone? Hmm? Top Celeb Fakes (topcelebfakes.com)