Dana DeArmond Gets Method And Ejaculated On

It was the cover of "Interracial Pickups" that hooked me. Dana DeArmond, her lips pursed above the head of a very black penis, looking like a Max Kaus woodcut, except with gaping. But there was so much more.

As you well know, scripted pornography can be awful. But sometimes, when the performers just need to get from Point A to Point B and are left to their own devices, we can be treated to some great dialogue.

Blacks on Blondes (though DeArmond, as we can clearly see, is not blonde ... do black people think we all look the same?) is really good with their setups. In this one, an affable dude named Jay spies DeArmond spraypainting a Dear John letter on a mattress in the very neighborhood Fleshbot West is located.

Jay persuades her to get in the car, and they begin to improvise on a theme that is designed to get her to his place.

"I love to hear solutions," Dana says. "All I have is problems. I collect resentment and asshole boyfriends."

They turn onto Virgil, then Silverlake Boulevard, then Temple Street. Dana grouses.

"Maybe I should be a lesbian now."

"You gotta keep it over here," protests Jay, suggesting one way to "blow off steam is to perform in his personal pornography.

"It's my personal collection here. I keep it under my bed," he says.

They get back to his place and Dana does all the things Dana does. Afterward, she delivers this line:

"Look at my pussy. It's all banged out. You ruined it."

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