Angelic Shirley Is Waiting In A Tampa Gloryhole

October 3, 2009
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Somewhere in a dingy Tampa bookshop kneels naked, 20-year-old Shirley. She peers through a crudely cut hole in the sheetrock and waits for all comers. She doesn't have to wait long.

"Gloryhole Girlz 6" takes us back to a time when porn was just a little more sordid, unpolished, and local. Dirty D Productions is, after all, the same outfit that brings us the "Crack Whore Confessions" series.

The standard gloryhole is a very anonymous (save for the stray pubes one finds clinging to the wall) endeavor. One pokes one's dick through with the hope that whomever receives it takes good care of it. But the customer never sees who is servicing him.

In "GloryHole Girlz" Shirley (and four other Tampa natives) strip for the camera and then await the inevitable, which arrives at eye level. Shirley quickly dispatches with three customers, and her interview is utterly charming, made more so by the sassy/creepy interplay between herself and the cameraman.

I like movies like this because they get to a baser, non-airbrushed level of sex for money; we can smell the tiny cubicle in which Shirley kneels from here, and her guests are not putting on any Ed Hardy douchebag airs, either. All she'd need to do to put a cap on the delightful debasement is hum "On the Good Ship Lollipop" through a mouthful of spooge.

(Maybe for the Blu-ray edition.)