Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Phallix’ Dildo Bong

The delicious Trina Michaels is the type of person we of a certain age called "straight edge"; she doesn't drink, she doesn't smoke. What does she do? Well, she has sex for money and she stretches her acting chops by posing convincingly with glass dildos that are also bongs.

Now that you think of it, you probably wouldn't be amazed at how many purveyors of glass sex toys started out as purveyors of glass bongs. Sun Valley's Phallix is one such company, and has been featured everywhere from Playboy TV to Lanny Barby's labia in demonstration of its dildonic artistry.

But it hasn't been until now that the old has been combined with the new, and the poker is the smoker.

We usually have real people testing out our marital aids, real people who are shy but who actually use the products. In this case, we have Trina Michaels, who is not shy but who doesn't smoke pipeweed. The fact is that she could probably stand six to ten feet away from this product and it would still sell.

I handled it myself (the bong, not Michaels, alas) and found it pleasantly heavy, easy to clean (idf that's what you're into), and easy to pack. Much as Bill Clinton must have felt about that experienced cigar, so might you if you pack a Death Row Records-size bong after it has been used by a friendly neighbor, or vice versa.

Full disclosure: Fleshbot operatives never smoked anything out of this, knowing that paparazzi would show up as soon as we started lighting up a dildo, but we have a good feeling that it works.

· Phallix Glass (phallixglass.com)

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