Joe Gallant’s Lost Movie: “Screw”

When Joe Gallant was commissioned to create a movie for the legendary and troubled New York sex rag Screw in 2004, he delivered a signature trippy porn film that started out in Screw's offices and rambled from there, taking in, among other things, Simone Valentino's first appearance in a porn movie, Tommy Pistol's singing debut, and Heather Pink squirting someone out a window.

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"I delivered it last year," Gallant said, "but I don't know if it will ever be released."

Perhaps the world has moved away - if not past - the age of the sex newspaper, so we're not sure if Screw is still publishing, much less if it will press the DVDs to get this movie to the public at large or Gallant completists in particular. But "The Screw movie" has all the staples of what we have come to love and expect of Gallant 's ouevre, namely blowsy women peeing in catboxes and trysts in club bathrooms along with original music and "Sprockets"-worthy film collages.

This is Simone Valentino's first porn scene ever and the only one to feature a penis.

Club girl Tatiana Stone gets it on at NYC's late, lamented Club Apocalypse.

The delightful Olivia Saint in a pink wig. What is it about pink wigs that make people delightful?

Maybe Fleshbot readers can siphon a little from their Keeley Hazel fund to bring this movie to light lest it disappear forever (much like my own "Gram Ponante Presents Hesperia Goo Goblins by Gram Ponante with music by The Goblin").

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