Porno Plastic Surgery: Hall of Fame

Since the Village Voice was kind enough this week to call our occasional Porno Plastic Surgery feature one of their favorite "guilty pleasures" of the year. we thought we'd treat everyone who's been asking us about it today and coax our secret surgery correspondent (let's call him Deep Scalpel) out of semi-retirement to serve up a year-end helping of some of the most egregious cosmetic alterations in the adult business. Take it away, DS ...

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Thanks, Fleshbot Masters! First, let's look at sexy Sky Lopez, who's probably better known for her ever-increasing tattoo collection than her breasts ... though they've seen some changes too over the years. In this version, her boobs seem to be doing their best to run away from one another. Hey guys, what's the rush?

Ah, Chloe Jones. We think she's beautiful, although we can't say the same about her boob job ... which may be the reason she keeps them covered in many of her photosets you'll find floating around the web:

There's no doubt that Ashton Moore is a stunner too, but we're not sure when (or why) she let her boobs get to the point where they look like water balloons about to burst. Looks rather painful ...

Finally, no exposé on porn star plastic surgery would be complete without mention of the indefatigable Tabitha Stevens. Though she entered the industry with blonde hair and fake tits ...

... she soon fell in love with the Surgery Fairy and added a nose job, chin implant, cheek implants, an eye job, face lift, lipo, the works. You name it, Tabitha's had it done. In fact, we're pretty sure she's gotten an entirely new head installed at some point, though even Deep Scalpel's crack sources are unable to confirm this:

That's it for this year folks. Let's hope 2005 brings a wider appreciation of natural assets and a corresponding decline in the number of these sightings. (Ed. note: Somehow, we doubt that's going to happen.)

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Previously on Porno Plastic Surgery: Jill Kelly, Briana Banks, Monica Mayhem, Tera Patrick, Jenna Jameson