Fleshbot Holiday Gift Guide: The GloThong

November 30, 2004 | Posted in Editorial Features by jonnobot

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We don't know about you, but we hate losing track of our partners in the dark—they always seem to disappear when we're not watching carefully enough. Such nocturnal mishaps are a thing of the past with the advent of the GloThong, the perfect sartorial accessory to the light-up bras we posted about a few weeks ago. Our electronic panty-sniffing sibling site Gizmodo weighs in with some thoughts on the technology involved: "Sure, the two-hour rechargeable battery will have to go somewhere, most likely in between inconspicuous folds of flesh, leaving only a tantalizing mound of mystery behind. Is it a woman with a battery? A pre-op transsexual in need of an organ origami lesson? Prolapse? Half the fun of GloThong ... is never knowing for sure." Meanwhile, we're already waiting for GloThong porn to become the next big trend.

The GloThong (product and ordering info @ glothong.com, via Gizmodo)
"MBA student develops glow-in-the-dark thong" (lufkindailynews.com)

See also: Women's Glow In The Dark Thong (product info @ bettersex.com)

Previously: FHGG: Ballsies, The Thong Thread, The $599 Thong?, AntiPanties, Eurovision Thong Contest, Whale Tails, Thongs Daily

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