Olivia Mojica Sex Tape: Resistance Is Futile

OK, so we totally tried to downplay the significance of that Olivia Mojica sex tape when we heard about it this morning despite TMZ's "source" (read: Vivid shill) who told them that it was "the nastiest tape I've ever seen", mostly because (1) after that whole Antonella Barba business, our interest has waned when it comes to the sex lives of "Amercian Idol" contestants, especially ones who were kicked off the show two four years ago, and (2) after that whole Kim Kardashian business, our lingering disappointment has led us to declare a moratorium on talking about any sex tapes involving celebrities below, say, Britney Spears' or Linda Hunt's order of magnitude. Still, since a full-fledged promotional website hawking the tape's release mysteriously launched this morning less than a day after TMZ alerted everyone that it existed in the first place, we can't really compromise our status as a website of record if we didn't say something about it here. We promise that's all you'll be hearing from us about it from now on. (Unless, of course, it really does turn out to be really nasty when it's released on May 3, in which case we'll have no choice but to tell you all the juicy details. You know we can never keep things from you where hot porn is concerned.)

· Olivia Mojica Hardcore Idol (video preview and release info @ hardcoreidol.com)
· Vivid (vivid.com)

Previously: DVD Review: Everything You Wanted To Know About "Kim Kardashian, Superstar" But Were Afraid To Watch, Update: American Idol Contestant Not As Slutty As Advertised