Sex Toy of the Week: Ejaculating Dildo

October 22, 2004 | Posted in Editorial Features by jonnobot

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Before you shell out sixty bucks for the curiously named Peter North "Decorator" ejaculating dildo, make sure you read the caveat about the Cum Recipe (= sweetened condensed milk and egg white) that comes inside the box: "Sugar in vaginas can cause instant yeast infections, and it can't be that great of an idea to load one's ass up with it either. A preferred substance would be plain yogurt. The PH balance more closely resembles that inside the body. Add water to reach desired thickness." We suppose you should also be careful if you decide to use any of those herbal semen sweetener supplements we keep getting spammed about too.

"Peter North Decorator - Ejaculating Cock" (sextoysex.com, via Coolio's)
See also: "Featured Spam:
New Pill makes your semen taste sweet-she'll swallow and love it"
(fruitcakeoutlet.com)

Previously: Vividblurry vs. Jeremy Penn, Singapore Dildo Candy, Chin Dong, Ron Jeremy Dildo

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