The Ijaculater

September 1, 2004 | Posted in Editorial Features by fleshbot-com


Call us thrifty, but we think there are a lot more cheaper ways to get off than by spending $300 on the Ijaculater ("Patented in 2001!"); last we checked, watermelons were only .39 a pound at our local supermarket, and the hooker on our corner was still giving $20 hand job specials. Still, if you have the cash to spare, want to avoid the "expense, awkwardness, and disease risk" of "real human interaction", and really need something "better than the HAND to get the job done", we suppose you could do worse.

Ijaculater: The Male Masturbation Machine (Flash videos and information @ - thanks Rob)

Previously: DIY Masturbator, Hand Job Machines, The Machine Project, Cup O' Pussy, Bangin' the Bacon, King Stroker, The Kinky Consumer, Fleshlights

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