Morning Wood

· Arkansas senator introduces "smut tax" bill "to fund efforts to protect children from inappropriate material—and sexual predators—online". And here we were thinking it was just a part of that research firm's strategy to help Democrats "reach out to more conservative voters" ... but as long as it's really for the children, it's totally OK. (CBS News - thanks AJ; more @ AVN)

· Meanwhile, the Japanese continue to focus their priorities on more important matters, like perfecting ultrarealistic sex doll female android technology. Uncanny valley, here we come! (BBC News - thanks A.)

· More immediately, we wish that someone would get to work and make this badonkadonk mouse prototype a reality. Our spreadsheets are getting all hot and bothered just thinking about it. (syncmag.com, via geekblue.net)

· Pity poor Sienna Miller, who now has to worry that a lot more than her nipple will be exposed following the theft of nude photos from her ex-boyfriend's apartment ... all on top of breaking her engagement with Jude Law recently. (Confidential to Sienna: We've had bad weeks too, babe. Call us.) (The Sun UK + news.com.au - thanks Spencer)

· Burger King pulls "sexual captions" from new viral ad campaign: "Malfunctions in the Flash and XML programming were responsible for putting the 'Groupies love the Coq' on the photos of the young women." We couldn't have come up with a better punch line ourselves. (AdAge)

· Finally, check out what's on the menu at this Ukranian Czech restaurant. Or just check out the menu. (redlightarea.com, via Jaggle - and thanks to Radek for the correction)

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