The Olympics may be well over, but there are plenty more gymnastics to be had. This must be training for those underground events that are kept from prying general public eyes. Yes, this is for the perverse amongst sporting enthusiasts, the ones who think a cock makes for a much more dynamic balance beam than the standard fare. And there’s a whole team that’s practicing the art of the naked couples floor exercise!

We saw Brynn Jay’s first ever boy-girl scene last week in “Cougars, Kittens, and Cock 2,” so we assume this is her second time handling dongs on camera. However, she doesn’t have Tory Lane’s help this time; she has to entertain Bruce Venture all by her lonesome. Can she do it? Will her fabulous ass and tiny titties let her down?

Since running away, Zoey Foxx has been living in the Hollywood Hills (or at least Hollywood Hills-adjacent, er, Sunland) off her wits. And this inevitably leads her to Otto’s house.

We’ve been watching the Republican National Convention, and we have to say, there are a lot of good looking people hanging out in Tampa Bay, and we think they know it. Plus, everybody knows that Paul Ryan was chosen to be Romney’s running mate because he’s a cutie. Anyway, we don’t want to diss Romney’s choice, but he obviously should run with Dillon Harper because she’s relatable, she has great panties, she sucks a mean penis, and she’s way cuter than Ryan.