Also ears, those are spared, too. And tear ducts and urethras. Also pores. Let’s be honest, there are a lot of holes that are barred from intercourse, but the ones that aren’t barred see a lot of action and you’ll be happier without the sight of nasal nookie.

Furthermore, it’s better to spend decent quality time with the mouth, pussy, and ass than it is to diversify and try to tap every hole on the body. You have to be economic in the bedroom otherwise you end up with half-fucked asses, and we all know there’s nothing sadder than a half-fucked ass.

Cindy Dollar likes whole milk, whole wheat bread, and having her ass 100% fucked, so she must feel quite happy about Keni Styles coming over and sticking it to her. Heck, we feel happy about seeing Keni Styles, and we’re not anywhere near him–it’s always a pleasure to see that guy! He lays his pipe like a master plumber, first in Cindy’s mouth, then her muff, and once she begs for it, in her backdoor. She teases her twat while Keni burrows his way in her butt, and they both lose themselves in the moment. They were never found. (This could be the plot to the next “Blair Witch” movie.)

Hennessy gets split between Zenza Raggi and Thomas Stone (who are dressed identically alike) in a freight elevator because, you know, elevators are kinky. They take spitroasting to a whole new level by having Thomas hop up on a conveniently placed ladder so his cock is level with Hennessy’s mouth as Zenza drills her derriere from below. We’re somewhat surprised they don’t try to doubly penetrate her, but at least she rubs Zenza’s dick on her third eye while she sucks Thomas. Indeed, chakras were not barred from penetration.

How many movies will show you raw, uncensored, and totally real intercourse with the energy nodes of the body? Only “No Holes Barred 2″ will. If you can’t see them chakras gaping, that’s your own fault.

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What does Shalina Devine have up her butt? A dragon? A castle? Or just a tight, warm, and tasty space where you want to put things? One thing’s for sure: you’ll never know if you don’t check it out. So, if you’re ready, put on your magic helmet and grab the twenty-sided die, because you’re about to have an adventure!

More precisely, you’re about to see pictures from a movie in which people have adventures. Feel free to put down the dice for this one, but you should probably keep the helmet on. (We’re all about safety here.)

Anyway, we want to emphasize the fact that this adventure isn’t just for the object going into the ass, but also for the ass. Imagine how Donna Bell feels when she’s hanging out on a big fancy boat and she pulls down her bikini bottoms for the first time and the salty air whips across her butt cheeks. Imagine the chill that takes her and doesn’t go away, but transforms into anticipation. Donna knows that a cock is going in her derriere, and she can see its size, but she doesn’t yet understand it. To truly understand a dick, she must feel the glans pass through her pucker, squeeze the shaft, and take it balls deep. Once she has her gape going on, she knows that she has conquered the cock. You’re a hero, Donna Bell.

You’re probably wondering if “Adventures in Anal” has anything to do with the 1987 classic “Adventures in Babysitting.” While we don’t see any immediately obvious parody or satire at work, we suppose there are parallels. For example, in “Adventures in Babysitting,” Elizabeth Shue has to look after a bunch of kids at once and she finds it’s more than she can handle, while in “Adventures in Anal,” Alexa has to fit a huge dick in her ass and a large glass dildo in her pussy. However, Alexa can totally handle her burden and she doesn’t have to deal with Vincent D’Onofrio in the process. Advantage: Alexa.

We know there are times when all you want to do is kick back with a drink and watch some butts get casually played with, but now is not that time. This is pace-quickening booty pounding, real dangerous derriere banging, and if you’re not ready for “Adventures in Anal,” then we suggest you step aside and let the big kids have fun.

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Look at Barbie White, sucking James Brossman’s cock as if he was interested in her mouth. James isn’t even acknowledging the blowjob! In any other movie, we’d be chastising him for being rude, but come on, this is “When Only Ass Will Do.”

Is this Barbie White’s fault? No, certainly not. She’s only trying to show James a good time with her mouth and all of her other lovely body parts. The real culprit here is a lack of communication. When James finally says, “Girl, I’m really only after your booty, but I’m willing to please that pussy as well,” everything gets better: Barbie gets both of her holes filled, James satisfies his anal craving, and everybody has a good time.

Speaking of anal cravings, check out Bianca’s scene: she only deigns to suck cock if she can stick a vibrator in her butt as well. Yes, it’s important to recognize that “Only Ass Will Do” is uttered by the ladies as well. It’s not that Bianca isn’t interested in having her other orifices pleased–far from it, she has her man tap her G-spot with a couple of fingers whilst he fucks her ass–but she only feels alive when she’s face down in the pillows with her butt getting banged. Oh, and she needs to have her pink socks on; that’s the only way she gets off.

What is it about fresh air and warm sun that makes people want to have anal sex? Three of the five scenes in “When Only Ass Will Do” take place outside, and we think this sends a great message to viewers. Whether you’re hanging out poolside like Myra Lyon, kicking it on the Patio like Samy, or riding ATVs like Sabrina Rose, there’s no better way to get a little exercise and get rid of tan lines than by fingering, licking, and screwing a booty. These girls get dick and Vitamin D. Can your daily supplement do that?

No it cannot. Don’t even try to replace the anus “When Only Ass Will Do.”

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As far as we know, no one’s first foray into anal stimulation involved immediate ecstasy. Some people enjoy the sensitivity of the rim, others find pleasure in the growing fullness that a couple well-lubed fingers can provide, but the true joys of backdoor banging always take some time to discover.

The world today is all about instant gratification, and we’re damn grateful that no one has invented a way to make anal sex instantly easy and fun the first time. You might think we’re being miserly about fun with the butt, but hear us out: good things come to those who wait. More to the point, good things come to those who exercise and prepare their assholes over a period of time.

Take Bea Stiel for example. She probably woke up on the day of her scene, hit her booty with an enema, and worked it out with some toys of varying sizes. You know what she gets for her preparation? She gets to have anal sex with Frank Gun in a cage; that’s, like, one of the most exciting ways to get it in the ass. Thanks to her foresight, she can focus on her go-go dancing routine while Frank focuses on filling her tight asshole with cock, and their teamwork is the reason they make the big bucks.

Sonja takes ass preparation so seriously that she starts her scene with a butt plug inside her while she sucks Choky Ice’s cock. Choky takes advantage of the toy to get a little artificial double penetration going, and the feeling of his thick dick pushing against the membrane between ass and pussy (which, as we know from our exploration of double penetration, is called the rectovaginal fascia) makes Sonja cry out with unabashed joy. When Choky takes the toy out and slips his cock in her ass, Sonja responds by filling her pussy with her fingers. The girl is addicted to double penetration. We can totally empathize with that.

If you have yet to be introduced to “The Joys of Anal,” then we strongly recommend watching this fine film. It certainly takes a while to access the level of comfort these performers display, but we hope their exploits will inspire you to make the long and arduous journey to asstown.

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That naughty spot won’t know what hit it once we show up. We’re gonna hit it deep, hard, and often, and women all over the Western Hemisphere–and yes, even a percentage of honeys in the Eastern Hemisphere–will recognize what kind of naught spot-accessing freaks we are. You bet. Just, you know, give us a hint where it is. (Is it in the vagina?)

For real, female bodies are straight-up complicated.

We are fairly sure that Addison Dark’s naughty spot is in her pussy, but that doesn’t really tell us much. God bless David Perry for taking it upon himself to poke his divining rod deep inside her and relay the information to us. Preliminary poundings suggest that it can be touched during missionary position, but we suspect her open-mouthed wonder is the product of her clit rubbing. No, the only way to get at Addison’s naughty spot is to let her ride cowgirl; it’s not just the way David’s cock hits her G-spot, it’s the control she feels riding that man like she owns him.

Erica Fontes tried to find her naughty spot by asking her gynecologist to search with a speculum, and in the course of his examination, he gets a little excited and ended up with his cock in Erica’s mouth. Unprofessional, yes, we know, but his hard, hot dick makes for a much better fuck than a cold, steel speculum! Incidentally, she discovers that her naughty spot is in the back of her throat–just like that chick from that movie that everyone saw–and so Erica spends the majority of her appointment sucking the doctor’s cock.

“Bangin’ the Naughty Spot” features the debut of a woman named Panther, and when your name is Panther, your entire body is a naughty spot. So Zenza Raggi wastes no time getting to the deep and dirty: he nibbles on her arm, he pops his dick in and out of her lips, he cups her ass, circles her clit, and pushes balls-deep inside her pussy, all while Panther’s nerves flood her brain with ecstasy. Sure, it sounds nice, but poor Panther can’t shake her pastor’s hand without coming.

Let us all remember that finding the naughty spot doesn’t mean you own it. Sure, you worked hard to get there, and it’s a thrill when you suddenly send your partner to a new level of pleasure, but even though you’re “Bangin’ the Naughty Spot” today, tomorrow it could be banging you.

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If Klarisa Leone has two dicks in her hands and she’s going to put one in her mouth, what fraction of dicks will remain in her hands? If Klarisa Leone has two hands, an ass, and a pussy, her mouth is occupied with cock, and a second cock will go somewhere else, what is the probability that she will be spitroasted?

Don’t worry, you guys; this will be much easier to figure out now than it was when you were learning this stuff the first time. You’re older, wiser, and you’re dealing with real world issues that concern you on a day to day basis, like double penetration, and lubricant, and facials.

Here’s Andy Brown. She likes it in the ass. However, she doesn’t feel like having something deep in her ass, she only wants to feel herself stretched out, so she finds a guy whose length isn’t as impressive as his girth. Now is a good time to remind all of our readers that it takes penises of all sizes to make the world go round (and vaginas, too, but that’s another discussion). Anyway, here’s your word problem. David Perry’s cock is twice as long as Nick Lang’s, but only half of it fits in Andy’s mouth, while Nick’s member goes all the way inside Andy’s ass. If Andy is being spitroasted, what fraction of the total available cock (TAC) is not being utilized?

In Blanche’s perfect world, David Perry would stay in her pussy forever, holding her legs to his chest, pounding her through orgasm after breath-stealing orgasm, but today she’s decided to get Mugur in her backdoor while Perry does his thing, and this will take a lot of lubricant. Let’s say she uses four ounces of lube every time she gets doubly penetrated, she wants to switch between cocks every five minutes (to test David’s girth against Mugur’s impressive turgidity), and she only has fourteen ounces of lube left in the bottle. How long until she’s unable to be fucked by both men at once? What fraction of lube will be left over? Extra credit question: which man will be sent out to buy more lubricant?

Klarisa Leone is one of those girls who gets off on taste more than anything else, and in order to amplify her tasting powers, she’s donning a blindfold. As an extra thrill, she’s walking into the boy’s bathroom and letting whoever comes in have their way with her. Guys come in, two at a time, and one jams his dick in her mouth, letting her soak up his flavors, while the other works with her tight yet inviting asshole, and each duo gets about ten minutes to fool around before their time is up. If there are thirty guys in the bar waiting to get a piece of Klarisa, and closing time is in an hour, what fraction of gentlemen will handle her unholiest of holes before the bouncer gets pissed and throws them all out?

Trick question: the bouncer is waiting in line, too.

Are you finished with the problems? Did you show you work on the page? That’s cool, but our copy of “2 Dicks in 1 Girl” didn’t come with the answers. Oh well! Next time: New Sensations teaches us about binary code (because genitals look like a bunch of ones and zeroes)!

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In fact, life never hands you “Big Sexy Titties.” Women like Alanah Rae and Katie Kox hand them to you and then… Well, what do you do with them?

Don’t panic, that’s the first thing you do. Take a breath and assess the situation. Who is attached to these titties?

If it’s Katie Kox, beware: her nipples are pierced and she’s so eager to put her titties on you that she might not even take her clothing off before it begins. When Rocco Reed runs into her, she forces him down to the ground (politely) and wraps her knockers around his cock, just to delight in the feeling of fullness between her boobs. Banging Katie is missionary is always a delight, but as mesmerizing as it is to watch her breasts shake with every pump, Rocco has to make sure he doesn’t hump too hard; the recoil on them boobs can fly back and hit Katie in the mouth! Yes, BSTs are even dangerous to their owners.

If Alanah Rae shows up, you’re in luck, because she knows how to keep her mammaries from maiming those around her. Charles Dera demonstrates that you can watch her titties shake just by banging her from behind or throatfucking her, and if Alanah wants to climb aboard his rod, she knows to torque her torso and reduce the chance of knocking Charles out. Yes, it is possible. The guy risks losing a tooth or two just by chowing down on those delicious nipples of hers!

Experts agree that the best way to enjoy “Big Sexy Titties” is with the help of a friend. Two (currently faceless) gentlemen use this tactic to take on Candy Alexa: they restrain the swing of her funbags with a pulled-down top and they approach her from either side. That way, they can play with her clit, spitroast her, pound her asshole, and even juggle her jugs without any risk of injury. Sure, it takes a lot of planning and coordination, but safety is everything.

So maybe you’re not ready to handle “Big Sexy Titties” just yet; that’s totally fine. They take some getting used to! For now, study this accurately-titled piece of pornography and practice making small talk with a couple of Butterball turkeys at the grocery store.

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After looking through these pictures, we can’t help feeling that we could’ve had an-aaaaaaaaaaaaall sex, and then we would’ve been rolling in the deeeee-ee-eep (tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep).

We know Adele is a super talented and classy lady with a very kind heart, so we shouldn’t poke fun, but come on: the song is called “Rolling In The Deep” and not a single porn company has tried to make a joke out of it. Really, guys, don’t you want people to guffaw at/be intrigued by your anal movies?

Anyway, Victoria Tiffani might not have a vocal range as glorious as Adele’s, but she certainly hits some high notes when David Perry plunges into her asshole. She had never before shown an interest in anal sex, but something on this day changes her mind; maybe it’s the fresh air and sunshine, maybe it’s the way the sunscreen conveniently doubles as cheap lubricant, but whatever it is, Victoria runs with it works her tight, squeezable butt slowly down David’s cock.

Amirah, after spending a meditative hour in her zen rock garden, is feeling a little too empty, so she asks Bruno SX to fill her asshole with dick. Just like that, all of the quiet and infinite nothingness she had worked hard to obtain make way for the unique, unyielding density of a stiff cock sliding in her rear end, and Amirah discovers a new level of peace to escape into. Her tired frame suddenly becomes enlivened, she gains the energy to take Bruno’s relentless booty banging while standing, and when he switches to pounding her pussy, she shoved a few fingers in her empty ass. Such are the wonders of nirvanal sex.

Speaking of wonders, let’s talk about the way Choky Ice miraculously keeps his towel on while screwing Betty Style. This guy simply walks in the kitchen, pulls Betty’s skirt down, and sticks his cock in her ass, all while wearing a Winnie the Pooh bath towel. Does he say hello to Betty? Does he compliment her cooking? Do these two have some agreement in which a naked Choky + a towel featuring a beloved children’s story character = immediate and exciting anal sex? We wouldn’t be surprised if this were so.

“Deep In The Butt” is full of surprises, but none of them pertain to where/how deeply cocks are placed in other body parts, so we’re happy.

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This all-out carnal cage match proves once and for all that yes, despite sassy criticism from pro-censorship pundits, you can fill up the empty spaces in your heart by engaging in triple penetration scenes, but you don’t necessarily have to.

“No Holes Barred” might not be the most original name we’ve ever seen, but we don’t care; we love the emotions behind it all the same. Every gal in this movie has the opportunity to fill both face and fanny with fat cocks, but there is no pressure to do so. Incidentally, New Sensations hired a bunch of girls who are all about the anus.

How shall we describe Cristal May’s face? (That is, besides “stretched-out by cock.”) She looks blissful, and she has every reason to be so. She’s hanging out on a fancy couch, she has her hands, mouth, and ass filled with dick, the boys are playing with her curves and stretching her cheeks for the camera, and she’s wearing a feather boa for chrissakes. This is the opposite of an existential crisis; Cristal May is doing exactly what she ought to be doing, and it’s a shame that the scene has to end. Then again, all’s well that ends with three salvos of facials!

Upon first viewing this gallery, we thought, “Damn, that Henessy girl makes the same face in almost every picture.” The following perusal was most enlightening, and we then thought, “Wait, no, she just sucks a lot of dick and happens to make the same blowjob face in almost every picture.” Henessy has to negotiate the cocks in her ass and pussy, and she doesn’t have the time to be inventing new eyebrow expressions for our amusement. And how many blowjob faces do we expect a girl to have? We’re being unreasonable. Henessy’s blowjob face is the little black dress of blowjob faces: appropriate for all occasions.

Even though Bianca Lovely and Bianca Arden only handle one cock at a time, their scene is easily our favorite. Look at it! Two blonde girls with the same name, sunglasses, jewelry, thongs, and non-smearing lipgloss fuck and get fucked by a faceless man next to a pool. When people hear the word “porn,” they think of scenes like this. Yet the Biancas are not content to coast by on the graces of the archetypal imagery, they give all of their energy to each other, making sure that asses are spanked and spread, and that all holes are well-licked, and every member of this threesome feels supported and encouraged. This is the kind of scene that reminds you why porn is so popular.

All this reminds us of a line from Terry Southern’s “Candy,” the novel about an eighteen year-old who seems to trip and fall on every cock she comes across:

“[Candy's father] had even dreamed once that she asked him if it were true that there was a small uncovered opening in the pupil of the eye, because if it were, she had said, she would have room there (during the finale) for a miniscule organ, like that of a praying mantis to enter her as well!”

To that end, there are certainly a few holes barred from use in this movie. Even though there’s no nostril or ear banging, and the tear ducts are severely underrepresented, “No Holes Barred” reminds us of all the wonderful options present in each and every human body.

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The real question here is if the opposite holds true. Do unsexy women like it small? Logically, you cannot deduce that from the “Sexy Girls Like It Big” theorum. We guess we could find out with an experiment, but this is porn, and unsexy women and small penises are nowhere to be found.

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Victoria Tiffany and Erica Fontes are, objectively, sexy girls, so they should be attracted to Zenza Raggi even though Zenza has the dark features and goatee of a cartoon devil. Then again, maybe that’s exactly what Victoria and Erica like about him! We shouldn’t assume that these two girls are only treating his fat cock like a lollipop because they appreciate its size; maybe they like his rakish good looks. For all we know, Victoria’s full pussy may only be the product of her olfactory senses—we’ve heard that Zenza smells awesome.

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We mean no disrespect, but we’re a tad worried about the titles that New Sensations has been coming up with. It seems like what you read is what you get, but really, this porn is so much more nuanced! It should be called “Of The Ass.”

Really though, let’s briefly reflect on some past titles. Although small, “Lust” was vague enough to sound mysterious. “The Anal Teens” was equally cryptic, but less enticing (still reminds us of “The Roaring ’20s” though). Then we have the straightforward “Sweet Tits” and the extremely honest “Butt Sex.” “In The Ass” feels a lot like “Butt Sex,” but we’re getting ahead of ourselves already.

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When we see the hairless, lush pussy of a willing European barmaid presented to us as frankly as a UN resolution we wonder, “Why did we ever leave?“

Orgy at the Villa

Studio: Private
Director: Andrew Newman
Cast: Madison Parker, Simone Peach, Jasmyne Black, Mike Angelo, Natalli di Angelo, Kid Jamaica, Naomy, Sandy, Eve Angel, Zenza Raggi

Review by: Gram Ponante

When I received Private’s “Orgy at the Villa,” I assumed the venerable Barcelona-based porn giant was getting into the parody market and taking aim at Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi’s flabby adulterous escapades. Luckily I was wrong.

Instead, this delightful Euroromp follows Mario, described in voiceover as a Chicago nightclub owner who turned state’s witness (don’t worry – this bit of subtext is never mentioned again) as he beds bartenders and exotic dancers in tandem with his Brazilian buddy Marcos in sunny Portugal.

I am not as familiar with Europe’s porn talent as I am with America’s resources. But I want to be.

As Mario and Marcos reunite at the latter’s villa with their dates, we watch in fascination as the blonde who just sucked her own ass off Marcos’ dick greets the couples’ guests. Luckily it is in the European way, with kisses on the cheeks, rather than full on the mouth.

Mario takes a nap after his trip but his girlfriend greets Marcos for a tryst on the balcony. We get the sense that Mario wouldn’t mind, as everyone knows there will be an orgy later anyway. And even though Marcos doesn’t seem like the brightest bulb (after his guests have been at his villa for several minutes, he announces “this is my house!”), we understand implicitly that the two men have shared much in their lives.

And, as guests filter in with a voiceover describing their relationship with one another (“Eve left Marcos’ huge cock for Sandy’s plump pussy lips”), we are again reminded that socialized healthcare is not the only reason to live in Europe.

The voiceovers are charming. Private releases movies in several languages so we are happy for the effort, even if, narratively, we know that no backstory will matter if there’s going to be a giant poolside fuckfest at the end of the movie (which there is).

A character is introduced later in the movie, Mike (the dramatis personae are not really made clear, but it is easy to tell from the credits that Marcos, the black guy, is Kid Jamaica, and Mario, who speaks with a Hungarian accent, is the multi-pseudonymned Zenza Raggi, so that the person identified by the voiceover as “Mike” must be the only other man listed in the credits: Mike Angelo. No one said reviewing porn was easy. Oh, someone did? Well it’s not) who has the best job of the movie: he picks up a stunning large-breasted girl on the beach and takes her to the orgy at the villa. At press time I can’t figure out who she is, but she is the type of woman who can box your ears with her breasts, like she was the porn version of Mr. Gower from “It’s A Wonderful Life.”

The characters thus assembled, each with his or her own backstory provided by a narratrix who may or may not be in the movie, the event described in the title happens after an awkward mimosa toast. Poolside, on lounges, with high heels, drinks in hand, they fuck, and fuck, and fuck.

I don’t know what else to say about this movie other than I believed it. I think this actually happened. If only Silvio Berlusconi could have been there.

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