We wish we could reach out and comfort Yvonne Catterfeld, but honestly, if having sex and taking showers isn’t doing the trick, we don’t know what will. Weed? Maybe we’ll give this character from a German TV-movie some weed. It’s Friday.

At long last, and after many boobs, our topless TV world tour has finally left France, venturing across the country’s eastern border and into Germany—and just in time for the premiere of “Schatten der Gerechtigkeit”! We’re a little hazy on what the premise of the show is, and what exact