Well, consider this one of the weirdest most interesting things we’ve seen this week: a lovely little collection of hats, designed specifically to be worn by the head downstairs. Hey, if ladies get pasties, why can’t penises wear hats? Ranging from top hats for formal days to viking hats for

We are better people when we don’t, upon hearing a close friend’s sexual fetish, do a spit take (unless our friend gets off on spit takes). That is why we approached this Hegar Sound Set with respect and fascination. The sound fetish, in which rods of increasing circumference are inserted

Meet the Cobra Libre: it’s a one-of-a-kind vibrating gadget for guys, it’s modeled after the sleek and sexy AC Cobra sports car, and it’ll be best friends with your frenulum preputii penis. What’s a frenulum? You’re about to find out. This toy represents a new direction for Fun Factory, the

Pills require a prescription, and those sketchy packets of bodega “male enhancer” are just, well, sketchy. So why not source your erection enhancing needs out to a chewing gum? A sexy chewing gum, that is. Sexlets Gum—differentiated from other gums by the sexy lady on the package—is chock full of

Sure, as a connoisseur of adult film, you’ve seen a lot of penises: but how well do you know penises from other parts of the animal kingdom? In partnership with the Sundance Channel, we’re giving you a chance to show ofr your P.Q.—and win a prize, too. The picture to

“One Eyed Monster” (aka the horror-comedy starring Carmen Hart and Ron Jeremy that’s not a porn) has a release date… and the wangiest set of (unofficial) movie posters we’ve seen, um, ever. · “One Eyed Monster” (oneeyedmonstermovie.com)

Yesterday we mentioned a certain flaccid penis making an appearance in a certain video game. Today we’ve gotten screencaps of said wang: behold it in all its digital glory. · Grand Theft Auto 4: The Lost and Damned ‘Full Frontal’ clip (gamevideos.1up.com, thanks Kotaku!)

Well, it looks like the GTA is going the way of “Walk Hard” and stirring up controversy with—gasp!—a flaccid penis. We haven’t been this shocked since Evan Stone’s flaccid penis interrupted the Super Bowl. To put some context to this: the flaccid penis, shown in Grand Theft Auto IV: The

Censorship may have forced our friend Dan Lacey to remove his last cartoon from eBay, but he’s back this week with two, count em, two erotic artworks. · Missile Defense Original Art (ebay.com) ·Erect Penis With A Pancake On Its Head (ebay.com) · Dan Lacey (faithmouse.com)

We’ve often prayed for a way to combine our two favorite activities (playing videogames and masturbating, of course). Aside from just sticking our hands down our pants during Rock Band, that is. Well, thanks to SF Media Labs, our dreams may come true even sooner than we’d hoped: the cleverly

I admit that I have never asked myself how things might change if I only had an extra four inches (though I sometimes wish bank machines would dispense five dollar bills again). But I was intrigued at the thought of my parts being a third black, like I had vitaligo

Plagued by premature ejaculation? Good news: it’s not your fault! Hardworking scientists have discovered that there’s a gene that’s correlated to premature ejaculation. We’re not sure why that’s supposed to make anyone feel any better–but hey, at least you know what’s to blame for your two minutes in heaven. (bbc.co.uk,

If you’re like a lot of dudes out there—or ladies with a particular dude that they’ve become, uh … attached to—you may have at one point bestowed a cute moniker on the special little friend who lives below your waist. You also probably spent a lot of time thinking about

This is the end result of global warming—an ocean full of giant penis icebergs. Yes, our coastlines will be underwater, but at least it we’ll be slightly amused by it. (metro.co.uk)

Remember those Spore penis monsters everyone was going crazy making when the hotly anticipated game’s creature generator was released a few months ago? Well it seems that Spore’s designer Will Wright is perfectly okay with them — in fact, he’s even impressed by what he’s seen. Maybe he should have

The founder of the company that makes the fake penis enlargement pill Enzyte has been sentenced to 25 years in prison for fraud (!). That’s what you get for making people feel bad about their small penises … and defrauding the public of about $400 million. Now will people stop

When we assembled our round up of hot straight men in porn, we ran into a bit of a problem. See, we needed photos that would showcase their bodies and faces without the distractions of, you know, boobs and stuff–and photos like that are a bit rare in straight porn,

The poor fellow underneath the sheet here is not dead–he’s merely being extracted from a rather delicate situation. And by that we mean his penis is being extracted from the steel bench that he tried to hump. Just so you know, if you’re desperate to try a metal cock ring

Spanish artist Jaime del Val makes his art by walking around Madrid with a camera strapped to his (exposed) penis and then projecting giant images of his member on the sides of building and churches. We guess that’s as good a way to express yourself as any. (metro.co.uk, via nerve.com)

If you can’t afford an expensive prescription, you might be able to find a natural solution to your boner problems at your local grocery store: recent studies have shown that watermelons contain ingredients that work like Viagra. Which explains that one night after our Fourth of July picnic last year