Wolf Hudson is, without a doubt, one of the most charming and delightful men on the planet. But when he wants to be evil, damn is he good at it. Case in point, Wolf’s mother hired him to shoot his stepsister, Presley Hart, but when he confronts her, he leaves fate in Presley’s hands: either he kills her or she fucks him. So dark! So non-consensual! So absurdly hot!

Dana Vespoli’s first (and highly anticipated) feature for Evil Angel is as economical as it is trippy; it’s the type of movie informed by the Golden Age of Porn but executed with 21st century sensibilities; there’s a clear—if surreal—narrative that shapes itself around the sex, which is both hard and compelling. No arty cutaways that make us forget it’s a porn film.

So at AEE, Fleshbot decided to do some serious investigating with our favorite pornstar paramours and proposed a question — out of all the folks in the biz, past and present, whether you’ve already stuck it to ‘em on set or just wish to — who brings a smile to your face and a fire to your loins? Like, who you mega-crushin’ on? Some answers were straightforward, others more a surprise, but one thing’s for sure: Porntopia is one big, beautiful, sleazy fucking family.

Although we’re not sure we could compete with the ultimate butt-beguiling tongue-twirling moves Mr. Wolf Hudson whips out. It’s somehow delicate yet self-assured, determined yet subdued, strong yet full of grace. Wolf serenades this asshole with the style and panache of Sinatra wooing Monroe — but probably with a lot more breathless face-smothering involved (though you never know). All we can say is this is a partnership that gets our smuttastic seal of approval; we hope these two go on to make lovely ass-music together for some time. It’s a beautiful thing.

Some couples take tours of the National Parks or do Guy Fieri’s triple D road trip to get closer together. Others engage in bisexual funky times with sexy studs like Danny Wylde. Apparently it’s all in the name of becoming a better cocksucker — a great boon to any union — but we think it’s also just to be insanely hot.

There is something really progressively cool about this movie (yeah, we watch porn to get hard and get off just like the rest of ya, but we like our politics in the right place too, ok?). It humanizes them by giving them actual storylines that exist in the real world – including the ever-watchable ever-lovable Wolf Hudson as a guy whose childhood best friend has transitioned since the last time they hung out. The thing we love about these scenarios is that in each case when the dude discovers the woman he’s attracted to is trans, he’s just like “Fuck it, you’re hot, I like you, let’s bone like bunnies”.

The role of “mean babysitter who gets what’s coming to her years later in consensual non-consent revenge fantasy ” was so juicy that Nica Noelle reserved the role for herself in a slightly-rarer-than-writing-and-directing in front of the camera performance. And you can see why. Even in this preview the hate-fucking is so passionate it makes you wish someone would send you straight to bed with no TV privileges.

We wish we lived in Wolf Hudson’s world — well, for several reasons. But one of them is that when he gets in trouble for jacking off into his stepmom’s panties, her means of getting even is making him put those suckers right on. And then she (who happens to be sexy MILF Zoey Holloway) strokes his cock ’til he comes all over both of them. Um, if it were us we think we’d have gotten kicked out of the house, or been made to write a note of apology, or something far less… orgasmic. But when you’re Wolf, we suppose these kinds of things just happen. Lucky dog!

What happens when you put Wolf Hudson and Jiz Lee in the same room? Well, strap-ons and fishnets go flying amidst copious heavy breathing, dick sucking, and body rocking. All while gender norms go out the window! These are just two sexy fucking creatures that do some very sexy fucking when paired together. Wolf looks fly all done up, and Jiz is a sensual beauty that just emanates dark gorgeousness and lust. The whole thing is so dirty-hot we feel like we need a shower to cool off — and whack off — in. And, hey, we’re all about making our dreams come true.

The way Wolf Hudson devours a pretty pussy is the same way we take down an ice cream sundae with chocolate fudge and brownie bits. But his feast involves a lot fewer calories, and a lot more hands-down, hot-damn sexiness. Pretty Katie Summers looks like she can barely keep it together once Wolf brings out his special kiss. We’ve heard of dudes being pussy-whipped, but this is just a straight up pussy being whipped. Flagellated all to heaven with the bullwhip that is that crazy Wolf-tongue. He’s a regular minge-eating matador, that one.

There’s nothing that makes us feel cheerier than a good bout of cunnilingus, so as your puss is getting pleasured why wouldn’t you break into a full-on smile? When we first chose this gem of an oral treat, we didn’t even realize it featured the objectively sexy hunk of man that is Wolf Hudson. So, you know, if it were we who were being licked up and down by the guy, we’d surely be grinning from ear to ear. Although Wolf’s not in too bad a shape himself — Draven Star is a catch and a half. So, may all of our collective body be smiling from end to end at beholding this beautiful clash of the (cunnilingus-loving) titans.

The big news was revealed when my good friend Dylan Ryan and I did Tristan Taormino’s radio show Sex Out Loud together last week: we’re making a (queer) straight film together.

Perhaps the other 9,995 She-Males left, but the ones who remained are intriguing.

In her ten years in the business, Courtney Trouble has worked with a lot of super hot talent…and admired a whole lot more from afar. Here are some of her favorite performers.

Old and busted: sharing a bowl of spaghetti and slurping up the same noodle as your sweetheart. New hotness: sharing your enormous cock with Francesca Le and sucking it at the same time. That’s right, Wolf Hudson can suck his own dick while Francesca Le sucks it as well, and that’s not even a quarter of the coolness that goes down in their newest scene.

As part of our effort to hand-deliver the finest smut the wide web has to offer, we at Fleshbot are embarking on a little series to expose what makes our hearts flutter. Which sites are dirty enough, sexy enough, and overall top notch enough to warrant breaking out the credit card? Welcome to installment one, with yours truly, Ms. Florabel Mulvaney.

Like a sparkling rosé of the porn world, Wolf Hudson has earned a reputation of near universal appeal. Fucking his way into the hearts and genitals of straight ladies and lesbians, hetero bros and gay dudes, and friends across the whole gamut of queerdom, we all want a piece of Wolf. As luck would have it, Wolf is a man who gives the people what they want. Let us all herald the arrival of Wolf Hudson Is Bad.