Marriage is basically another way of saying, “I am happy fucking you, and only you, for the rest of time, unless we’ve agreed otherwise.” So, you’re handing control of your sex life over to another person, which is a very serious decision. Perhaps that’s what so abruptly ended Kim Kardashian’s

On today’s episode, one of the housewives decides to make a sex tape with her honey. She only has one request: “Don’t come on my hair.” Will there be come on her hair? Tune in to Bravo tonight Fleshbot now! We think that’s a perfectly reasonable request, don’t you? Are

We also hope you don’t mind having Bob Marley’s “Jammin’” stuck in your head because that’s what we thought of when we heard that this woman enjoys “double jamming.” We struggle to connect double penetration with reggae music, but we will try to make it work. Our first guess was

We guess if we were going to fuck our husband’s best friend on film, we’d want to use a fish eye lens, too. It turns any hot blowjob into a hot blowjob filmed by Puff Daddy in the 1990s. And then when the husband comes home and sees the video

For the longest time, sex within the bonds of marriage was the only sex you were supposed to be having. Thank goodness we’re past that, but it’s still fun to return to the traditional once in a while…well, kinda traditional. We’re fairly certain that recording your married sex life hasn’t

And they have super-sexy sex! But mostly an awesome bedroom. Or hotel room. We’re really jealous that this guy gets to fuck his wife in this harem-esque sanctuary, complete with gaudy headboard and snazzy wallpaper. If this is some sort of marriage-restoring hotel getaway, we’d like this couple to email

Maybe they weren’t quite up to sharing the full exploits of their marriage with the world, but filming your wife masturbating is a gateway drug to sharing your kinkiest sexual adventures on the internet. It’s only a matter of time… What we’re really curious about is how he kept himself

A creampie, that is. Because she is inventive and progressive, which is why you married her in the first place. That and her amazingly pink pussy. Who cares if she can bake when she can fuck? Usually we hate when the camera jostles around in an amateur vid, but we

This isn’t a Hardy Boy mystery right here. We need to figure out how this guy got so lucky! His wife’s ass doesn’t have a lot of clues, but feel free to train your giant magnifying glass on it anyway. Did you figure it out? No? Eh, neither did we.

The POV camera handling, the glasses, and the intimate couple-chat are all familiar tropes of blowjob videos. However, this couple has a really unique attitude towards giving and receiving head: they’re actually kind of cutesy about it. At first we were like, “Hmm, this baby voice isn’t so sexy. Why

This has the vibes of an after-work stress-dispelling blowjob; it’s businesslike, perhaps even a bit routine, but still performed with love, care, and a good amount of ball-handling in the mix. There are few sexual acts in the world that revitalize the weary worker quite like a tender testicle tug.

It’s not just a super hot volcanic tongue bath for the cock; it’s a tongue bath from somebody you love, and that is infinitely more valuable to the horny, curious perverts of XTube. Unless we’re wrong about this and the title “Wife giving blowjob” masks the fact that it’s somebody

What? Look, when you’re dealing with certain penises, you have to be realistic about a girl’s limits. As much as we love it when pornstars impale themselves for our amusement, we appreciate a more ginger approach with amateur actors. Especially in cuckold situations like these, in which the wife eventually