Maybe you have your own system, but we’re not satisfied with a squirting video unless the camera gets blasted with lady come. We literally fast forward through the entire DVD and stop whenever our vision is obscured by dew droplets. You’re welcome. We prefer these sorts of clips for a

We’ve always been impressed with people who can multi-task, but normally we’re talking about a blowjob + masturbation, or even sex + filming. Never before have we seen someone brush her pubes while sucking cock. How exciting! This is, after all, “Pubic Hair for Sale 3,” so we can understand

He figured that, you know, if everyone was getting a piece of the action and smashing this couple’s marital vows, he might as well be there! Cut out the middle man! Nothing says “this is sinful” like having Satan shtup your wife with four other dudes. And if Satan RSVPs

Dear fledgling pornstars: are you having trouble getting recognition in the industry? Why not pick a pseudonym that resembles a very famous, very close to dying actor? That’s what Lizz Tayler did, and now she’s riding high on Hollywood’s grief on a surfboard made of creampie videos. Of course, you

Is White Ghetto trying to capitalize on the popularity of MTV’s “Teen Mom” with the title “Teen Moms”? More importantly, how can this young mother put up with such a tiny kitchen? It’s practically impossible to have sex in there. And once again, we have to give you an excerpt

We just need to point out that there are a lot of movies called “Cum On My Face” by many different companies, but there is only one franchise called “Please Cum On My Face” and it belongs to White Ghetto. Who knew? Kita Zen is always quite pretty to us,

This young woman is among men who truly appreciate bushy beavers, and she feels like she really needs to take advantage of their eager loving. What better time to engage in some double vaginal penetration? Why, we couldn’t possibly think of a better time. Sure, they’re all pornstars, but that

How many times do we have to tell people that candy is not made for masturbating? Yes, it looks delightful, and yes, we love to see something go from your mouth to your pussy, but there are so many good sex toys in the world, people. Maybe we missed a

We’re not sure what team it is, but their locker room conveniently had a gym mat on the floor. Way to be prepared, boys! You never know when a MILF might show up wanting to fuck you. Is a MILF still a MILF if you’re the same age as she?

Whoa, who knew that Marco Banderas was White Kong Dong? We also never knew: he’s from Uruguay, he’s 44, and Jada Fire makes him come multiple times. In fact, she can make him squirt just by slapping his dick. Fascinating stuff! If only porn films came with director’s commentary, or

And she’s also getting fucked by the other three guys hanging around. However, she will not be getting fucked by the doctor. Instead, he will be kicked in the balls and humiliated. Such is the itinerary for “Cuckold Gang Bang.” We’re not sure if the nurse and doctor had a

We’re not here to judge (oh, who are we kidding, yes we are), but “No Pill, No Condom… No Problem!” has to be one of White Ghetto’s sketchiest titles yet. It’s like, we get it, pregnancy is a risk. Is that supposed to arouse us? Spreading the seed around? Come

Economists have always theorized that all masturbation is secretly driven by an invisible hand with a sex toy. Now, for the first time ever, we have that hand on video! And we didn’t even have to use the infrared lens. The best way to watch this Hand in action is

Or else what? Ball-biting. Yes, this girl is a bit aggressive about her love for jizz, but you have to respect a woman who knows what she wants and isn’t afraid to get it. We, however, are totally afraid of her because those teeth mean business. Can one ejaculate on

Sometimes you hit a sweet spot in the middle of sex, where, even if you’re tired and drying out, you suddenly feel that you can do no wrong. That’s when you dig in, slap asses, and pull hair. During moments like these, you get bonus points if you get your

Because this chick has a rainbow tattoo shooting out of her pussy and onto her leg and, to be honest, it’s one of the most marvelous and porn appropriate tattoos we’ve seen in a long time. This is like a understated version of the that tattoo Asia Argento has peeking

So we guess that makes these Ass Eating Lesbians…Ass Eating Lesbians. At least they’re consistent! And entertaining! And, in our opinion, quite beautiful as they lovingly eat each other’s asses. · Buy “Ass Eating Lesbians 3″ (store.fleshbot.com)

It’s like a jungle down there! We can’t see anything! Help! (Ok, it’s not that intense; this woman’s pubic hair is one of the more managed bushes we’ve seen in the hairy category. We’re just trying to hype this movie.) Because it’s a good movie whether or not you’re looking

Mr. Kong Dong needed a weekend off, so he spent time with his fiancee in Napa. It was no use though. No cozy bed and breakfast could make him forget that somewhere was a mouth that needed stretching. Ever the workaholic, he pocketed a couple of his favorite scones and

We admire people who have the stamina and physical compatibility to have sex standing up. It’s not for everyone, but it looks damn good when it’s done right. Take Ana Nova here: she can fucking standing with or without something to prop her up, and yet she always manages to