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Bloody Orgies not your thing? What if we told you that Lady Gaga was involved, and that alone was enough to make all of the weird gorey-ness completely worth it! Last night, Lady Gaga-- or shall we say, 'The Countess' kicked off the American Horror Story Hotel premiere with a whole lot of blood, and a shit load of raw un-inhibited fucking! You know, via a super hot, and totally weird bloody throat-slitting orgy scene! NBD.
I don't think I fully understood that we live in a terrifying world until I came across a clown-shaped dildo, though perhaps it was the Edward Cullen vibrator. It's hard to tell these days.
OK—I'd be lying if I said I didn't think that these photos of Kim K were super fucking hot. But I won't lie. Kim's new System Magazine photos are a tad bit on the weird side. Maybe it's the blonde ambition—I'm not sure. But regardless of her hair color or the relative normacly of the shoot, Kim K and her curves sure are fierce.
The truth is, Elizabeth Banks has always kind of rocked that whole weirdo thing like a real sexy lady boss. Remember her role in the 40 year old virgin in which she plays that crazy book store bitch who is DTF just about anyone and everyone? Embracing that sexy weird girl side of herself truly has been one of the sexiest things about this hot and crazy blonde. Her new Flaunt Magazine spread, well, it's just further proof of the fact that Elizabeth truly is one hot little weirdo.
It's important to have a sense of humor, but it's just as important to maintain sight of the line between funny and disturbing. The new "erotic short story" Conquered by Clippy takes everyone's favorite anthropomorphic paper clip and—some might say unnecessarily—eroticizes him. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to rock bottom.
Guns and burgers are obviously the key to survival. Oh, and getting naked, that's a big one too! In all reality, Kate Compton is so fine she can do what ever she wants as long as her ass is in plain view. So stock up the guns and snag a few burgers, it's about damn time we all got lost and naked in the desert!
What? Doesn't activism make you horny too? Obviously, these London college students were sick and tired of not being heard. So what do you do when you're all about protesting climate change and no one seems to be listening? You strip off your clothes, start pouring oil all over your half naked body, and throw a wild oil drenched orgy to get your point across! Nothing says 'this is a problem' loud and clear like some dirty hot group sex, right?
Vagina yogurt? Could it be that we've actually found a real life dietary benefit of eating pussy? When grad student Cecilia Westbrook set out on a quest to make yogurt with her very own vaginal secretions, it wasn't the first time that she'd considered digging into her pussy with a spoon and serving up a home made breakfast treat to her friends. She had joked about the health benefits of 'eating pussy' for months saying that ‘Queeffer’ would be the perfect name. That is, until she decided to actually take the reigns and create a batch from scratch. No, this is not a joke and yes, it actually worked! Vagina yogurt anyone?
One of my favorite things about writing for Fleshbot is all of the weird sex related stories that I get to share with you guys. I legitimately hope that you guys enjoy reading these things as much as I enjoy writing them. Here now are the Top 10 Weirdest Sex-Related Posts for 2014.
Remember that weird girl in high school who you thought was one hot piece of ass? You know, the one that you wouldn't admit to your friends that you secretly wanted to bang? Yeah, I'm pretty sure that if that girl had a face in modern society Lady Gaga would be her name! She's weird, she's outrageous, and we never know what she's going to do next-- but damn she's hot!
As frequent readers of this site already know, the Japanese are into some weird shit. This video comes to us courtesy of Playboy, who helpfully pointed out that it's from a film titled "As The Gods Will." The clip shows some buxom Japanese babes in skimpy bikinis playing a game of red light/green light with some sort of telepathic idol.
Attention true believers! Anyone who's ever wanted to climb up on Stan's Soapbox can now do so. That's right ladies, and select gentlemen, your wildest comic book writer fantasies can now come to life with the Stan Lee talking plush doll!
Tijuana, the capital of "laying low while the heat dies down," is also home to the world's only five-story tall naked woman house.
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