Well, a whole freakin’ eyeful, that’s for sure. Yes, this is one of the more hardcore things my (hardly) innocent young eyes have beheld. Known to me only as CMC_109, there’s a whole world of dank and dirty smut in this particular file. Pig-faced bondage! Slave maids in closets! Operatic sensual food-eating! Forced massive enemas! I don’t know whether to feel aroused or exhausted.
Who says that kids are the only ones who like to connect the dots and color with in the lines? Certainly not us–why, just the other day, we passed an afternoon with a very lovely Dora the Explorer activity book. But for those who wish that their coloring books were a little more, ahem, adult…well, allow us to present the Eroticolor Sexual Activity Book.
I want to take a little break from myself and showcase a performer/director that I am just totally in love with. James Darling, I think that you are just the cat’s meow, or shall I say, the unicorn’s cumbucket?
If you’re sexually open minded (and, as a reader of this site, I’m sure you are), you probably have a sex toy or two (or couple hundred) lying around the house, and you’re probably quite proud of this fact. Nevertheless, that doesn’t mean you want everyone and their mother (or your mother) to see your sex toys–and you might be in the market for something that discreetly disguises them, while still keeping them easily in reach. Enter L’Intimate.
As the phenomenal information resource known as the internet is largely used for the distribution and consumption of erotic adult material and feline photography (or, you know, porn and cat pictures), it only makes sense that someone would eventually combine the two into one amazing online project. Thankfully, it’s in the form of photos of indifferent cats who wander on camera during amateur porn…and not, ahem, some other, creepier way.
In the mainstream porn world, hyperrealism is all the rage: whether it’s the super high definition of Blu-Ray or the encompassing experience of 3D porn; companies seem bent on making your smut seem as good as–if not better than–the real thing. Geometric Porn, on the other hand, takes a completely different tack.
As you may be aware, the internet is teaming up to protest some evil pieces of legislation known as SOPA and PIPA, respectively. You’ve probably guessed that we’re against it—and as far as we’re concerned, this gif pretty much sums up why. So far as we understand it, if these
We don’t much care for this Tim Tebow fellow (because, well, obviously), but we gotta admit that his signature pose does happen to be a pretty good way to show off the female form. We’re not sure how Mr. Tebow’s lord and savior would female about Samantha Saint coopting the
Last November, we were fortunate enough to discover this beautiful spread of model Camille Rowe as a stunning sea creature, snatched from the waters by a team of unscrupulous fishermen. Today we’ve discovered the photo set’s companion video—which, if you can believe it, is even more haunting and compelling than
Longtime readers of this site are doubtless aware of my fascination with, and deep love of, the female form—but perhaps less aware of my equally strong love of board and card games. The combination of these two passions would seem to make me the perfect audience for a newly released
Akihabara is full of electronics and anime. It’s the Tokyo that American fans of manga imagine, home to the world’s first dedicated robot store and covered in signs depicting cartoon girls with giant eyes and inhuman waist to hip ratios. Epileptic fit-inducing displays of flashing lights lure customers into shops
Have you ever dreamed of seeing yourself (or your loved one) on the cover of a dirty magazine…but lack the professional modeling career to make that happen for real (and the photoshop skills to make it happen for fake)? Well, Mag My Porn is here to help out: with a
If one is a curious sort of person, one occasionally finds one’s mind turning towards odd and unusual topics—like, for instance, vaginas, and what sort of odd and unusual things can be inserted into them. And, if one is properly dedicated, said curiosity can, in fact, lead to the creation
The same way that pornographers get their product approved in Japan: careful use of the blur tool. Lords of Acid, who’ve released their first new music in nearly a decade, wanted to get the PR train rolling, so they loaded up their brand spanking (and we do mean spanking) new
Depending on your point of view, these photos are either further proof of rule 34 or a loving hymn to the erotic sport that is fly fishing. We’re not really sure which we think it is, but then again, we don’t actually know that much about fly fishing…or its potentially
Take Japanese softcore master Shinji Imaoka, add a dose of acclaimed cinematographer Christopher Doyle, recruit the special effects talents of Tokyo Gore Police director Yoshihiro Nishimura and the musical stylings of Stereo Total, and what do you get? An adorable soft porn story about a young woman who falls in
Back in the days of our youth, when the first pangs of sexual curiosity were infiltrating our budding young brain, we took a Ken doll, laid him on top of a Barbie, and forced them to writhe around in a simulation of what we assumed sexual ecstasy must be like.
In the weeks since Pippa Middleton became a household name, we’ve seen her bra, her boobs, and her panties. But somehow, none of that compares to seeing her dolled up as a beautiful fawn, peeing in the woods for all the forest to see. According to artist Alexsandro Palombo, this
We know that most gyms use the promise of better/more sex as a lure—whether it’s as explicit as David Barton’s “Look Better Naked” slogan, or more subtle claims about “performance” and “health”—but there’s still something a bit startling about seeing an actual, factual pair of boobs in a gym ad.
There’s your garden variety, normal degree of narcissism, and then there’s the level of narcissism that results in a photographer dressing up a beautiful model in his clothes, and photographing her as a busty, topless, female version of himself. It should come as no surprise to anyone that Terry Richardson