We’re not saying Andy (Justin Kirk) is a bad looking guy or doesn’t deserve all his luck with women, but we’ve often wondered what it is about him that makes him so universally appealing. Well, last night we got to hear Andy wax existential on this topic, and we got a little input from Jessica Kiper, and then, naturally, we got to see Jessica totally naked on the roller derby rink.

We have to admit it: we were worried that Mary-Louise Parker didn’t want to show any nudity this season and was going to leave the skin and kink up to ladies like Kat Foster. We’re so happy to be wrong! Look at Mary-Louise’s boobs as she glides through the water, and then say a little prayer of thanks to the gods of Showtime.

We know that there was bondage long before there was “Fifty Shades of Grey,” but we can’t help draw a line between “Weeds” (which is about a total MILF who sells pot) and E.L. James’s novel (which is read by MILFs all over the world). Are we a little bummed that Nancy isn’t the one in shackles? Yes, a little, but we can’t complain when Kiki looks so hot in that position.

How do you wrap up a season that’s involved popsicle-infused cunnilingus, handjobs, and chokey sex? If you’re “Weeds,” you opt to go back to basics. By which we mean: have Mary-Louise Parker flash her ass in an attempt to prove her identity to drug dealers who recognize her from a

Actually, they’re suggesting that Nancy Botwin enjoys a bit of choking, but considering how long she’s been doing this role—and how often freaky sex is a factor—we imagine the lines get a little blurry, if you know what we mean. The blanket blocking Mary Louise Parker’s boobs is a bit

Some people were complaining to Showtime that “Weeds” is too bleak too often, and that last year’s season finale needed a happier ending. “Oh yeah?” said a drunk and sassy Showtime, “Boom. Handjobs.” So that solved that issue. Now Showtime only has to deal with the fallout from showing hundreds

Looking for a good way to start your day? Try this clip from “Weeds”: it has Lindsay Sloane moaning as she lets Andy go down on her with a popsicle. Highbrow humor and a hot babe? We feel blessed. If you haven’t been keeping up with “Weeds,” this is all

We’ve been enjoying the hell out of “Camelot,” “Game of Thrones,” and “The Borgias,” but we know that all good TV must end. It’s ok though, it’s summer! That means it’s time for new seasons of “Adult Content,” “Adult Situations,” and other things that earn TV-MA ratings. Truth be told,

Oh “Weeds,” it’s been so long since you featured a hot sex scene that showcased Mary Louise Parker’s boobs, we’d almost forgotten that you used to be one of our favorite sexy shows. But last night…oh, how we remembered. For those of you who didn’t tune in, here’s what you

We’ve often wondered how today’s college experience compares to the one we lived through in days of yore. if last night’s episode of “Weeds” is to be believed, there’ve been a few changes—but a lot’s still the same. For instance: not a single member of our class endured the painful

The days are getting shorter and colder; summer is winding down. But look on the bright side: now you have an excuse to stay indoors and watch sexy television until the holidays roll around! As the season changes, you can rest your sunburnt and sweaty body in front of the

It’s far too hot to go outside anymore. Luckily, your summer will be blessed by new seasons of shows that are absolutely jam-packed with warnings of “Adult Content”, “Adult Situations”, and of course, “Nudity”! So if you’re looking for a way to beat the heat, take our advice. Stay inside,

Months ago, we heard a rumor that Alanis Morissette had shot a nude sceen for “Weeds.” You might say it got us excited (you could definitely say it got us to subscribe to Showtime). Well, last night we finally saw the scene in question. Technically, it is a topless scene,

It seems the rumors that Mary Louise Parker regretted showing her breasts on “Weeds” were greatly exaggerated: last night, she showed them again. And engaged in some adult breastfeeding action, to boot (is it any wonder we love this show?) · “Weeds” (sho.com)

“Weeds” returns this Monday—and with rumors of a naked Alanis Morissette floating around, you know we’re excited. To get extra pumped for the awesomeness, we’ve compiled this collection of some of the best boob moments of previous seasons. Enjoy it responsibly. · “Weeds” (sho.com) · Clips via Deep At Sea

Lest you think the highlights of the last two episodes of “Weeds” this season were restricted to glimpses of hot man booty, loyal viewers were also treated to yet another extended naked shot of Mary Louise Parker in a bathtub during Sunday’s finale—so extended, in fact, that the producers almost

After Nancy’s spankalicious tryst on last week’s episode of “Weeds”, we thought we’d have to wait until the season finale drew closer to see more of Mary Louise Parker aside from what she’s been showing off in those insanely short skirts she’s been sporting all season–after all, while the show

While we continue to love our “Weeds”, we have to admit it’s been going to some pretty dark places this season–not to mention a few implausible ones. Why did Nancy decide to save the doublecrossing Celia from being offed by her mota-smuggling overlords anyway? Is it really possible to dig