In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.
There are a lot of things I like about being high, but there's one that strikes me as the most poetic in retrospect.
"Chloe." It's almost a drawl, the syllables thick and heavy. "Don't leave yet." He's as high as I am, maybe even more so. I squint, willing myself to focus on his face for a second or two. He approaches me languidly, his hands on my shoulders suddenly. They're as heavy as his voice.
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If you haven't been reading my award winning daily column Don't Take it Personally, you've missed out on a ton of stories that involve men casually mentioning that it's cool if a woman wants to smoke weed with him in addition to fucking him. Now there's a product sure to make the days of keeping those activities separate are a thing of the past. Meet The Cockpipe!
These three GILFs gathered together in Washington state, where weed is now legal, and all took a hit from a bong for the very first time. It's god damned adorable to see three hot older women blaze up and wax philosophical about how it was better to take a hit from a bong, and not from a joint—or a cigarette, as the one in the middle calls it.
Long story short, Igor wanted to shoot Skin and Asphyxia (brilliant pornstars, adorable lovers, the symbol of the future of America) after the AVN Awards, but the girls just wanted to get stoned and take their high heels off. Igor was down with that plan and thus we have the giggliest and hottest hotel pics in existence.
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