Dudes can find dudes with their smartphones, hetero individuals can find other heteros too, but what about ladies looking for ladies? Why isn’t there a lusty locator app for the vaginally-inclined among us? There is! (Or there soon will be!) It’s called The Sizzr, and it needs your help getting off the ground.
This right here is really unusual but also a real treat. Jonathan Harris spent ten days following around nine different women, attaching himself to each for about twenty-four solid hours, and took ten-second video clips every five minutes. The resulting six hours of footage is now online in an interactive interface and it’s hands-down one of the coolest documentaries we’ve ever seen.
As more people realize that you can’t fight free porn or stem the tide of piracy, more pornographers and distributors will turn to innovation as a way to survive in the adult industry. Paint Bottle TV, like Woodrocket before it, is a tube site that legally owns the professional smut it offers; though it’s no great leap forward, it’s still a big sexy step and a darn beautiful website to visit.
I’ve been asked on more than one occasion to speak about size and sexuality. I’m certainly not super political; there are plenty of “activists” who do the work of anti-size-discrimination so much better than I. But something I do have interest and passion about is communication and relationships. I’ve learned over the years that the best way to understanding is communication.
Wanna see what’s distracting us from doing our work? It’s the Porn MD interactive map of Global Internet Porn Habits. You can see the top ten pornographic search terms from (nearly) every country in the world and every state in America. It is so fucking fun, and oh my God, it’s taken us twenty minutes to write this opening statement.
If you’re a loyal reader of Fleshbot (and you are, aren’t you?), then you’re doubtless aware that–though we tend to devote a lot of focus to smut of the visual sort–we’re pretty big fans of dirty stories. And now, we’re giving our readers a whole new way to enjoy them: say hello to Fleshbot Fiction, the newest member of the Fleshbot family.
It’s hard to talk about MyGirlFund without comparing it to other sites. It’s like GrubHub where you can order meals from your penis. It’s Etsy that mated with a strip club. It’s OkCupid with way, way, way less desperation and loneliness in the air. I’m both smitten and wary of it, but I think you’ll enjoy it!
Are you familiar with the super groovy and often hairy queer pornstar named Bianca Stone? We must admit, even though we’ve encountered her work here and there, we’ve never spent any quality time with the gal. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or hearing the name for the first time, we strongly urge you to spend a lazy afternoon with your heart in your crotch as you browse Bianca’s personal blog.
Their site hasn’t been up for all that long, but the Lane Sisters are making a sultry splash, having already clinched an XBIZ nom for Web Star(s) of the Year. Impressive! Plus, it always makes us feel warm and fuzzy when sisters have a close relationship. These chickies, Roxy and Shana Lane, boast some next level intimacy — and that makes us feel warm and fuzzy in certain specific places.
The porn industry has spent years trying to steer fans away from pirated content, doing everything they can to get people to pay for porn. They’ve started lawsuits, released guilt laden PSAs, and done just about everything short actually begging. But it’s become pretty clear that it’s hard to compete with free–so at least one pioneer is looking to completely upend porn’s traditional business model by giving people what they want…legally. Say hello to Wood Rocket, our new favorite tube site. It’s all free, all legal, and really fucking hot.
Who watches the watchers? On tumblog Watching You Watch Porn–a collection of erotic photos of people enjoying adult material–the answer is apparently us (or anyone else who happens to stumble upon the blog).
We love it when couples decide to post pictures from their sexual adventures online, even when–no, especially when–we envy them. So you can imagine how we felt when we stumbled upon two blogs dedicated to the shared sexiness of one couple. One site belongs to her, the other to him, and they each get to present their respective visions on the same erotic ideas and images. Yay, independence!
If you had lived your life a little differently, you could be in the French countryside right now, living with a MILF of your very own. Or maybe we’re wrong; there are only so many MILFs and so many chateaus in the world. At least we can all enjoy ogling Audrey–she’s a beautiful mature lady who gracious blogs her bod without any clothing on. Hooray for living vicariously!
Our first impulse was to say it like “posey” the flower, as if there was sexuality blossoming on that website (which there is), but it’s actually supposed to be “paw-si,” as in positive. Regardless, Sexy-Posi Punks is a sweet little place where people of all different genders, colors, and sizes can submit pictures of themselves and feel good about their hot bods being placed on a pedestal.
The Kink Armory in San Francisco is obviously designed for all sorts of crazy bondage, but sometimes the building itself can feel too constrictive and claustrophobic. Claire Adams found herself feeling this way when she was handed the reins for her first Hogtied feature, so she took a whole crew out to the Grand Canyon, suspended Penny Pax and Cherry Torn from some rocks, and let Danny Wylde do his thing. It’s a magical scene.
Internet porn is great. Don’t get me wrong. I totally dig it, but I think that there is always room for something new. I don’t mean in the context of brand new barely legal babes… I mean a site with a unique blend of disparate but ultimately united kinks sprung from the mind (and loins) of a really awesome and innovative performer. Ladies and gentleman, may I present Miss Brookelynne Briar.
Orgasm.com is having a contest at their website, but the prize isn’t for us civilians, it’s for the pornstars who make our days bright and our nights squishy! The Orgasm Girl Contest will give twelve lucky stars $1,000 and exclusive photoshoots for every month of the year, and one grand prize winner will receive $10,000 and the title of Orgasm Girl. Don’t you feel like giving your favorite fucker a few extra bucks?
This artist, whoever they are, spends their time making obscene doodles of hijab-wearing women with cartoonishly huge tits getting joyfully impaled on massive dicks. In the wrong light, this seems childish and silly, but really it’s all quite funny and well-drawn, and makes us think about the carnal ideals that porn attains to.
One of the most common questions we get when we discuss our work with fine young ladies: “How can I bang James Deen?” (We’re not kidding. We’ve been asked this many times. And we’re not the only ones.)
Usually, we just smile and tell the girls they should find an agent and start working in porn–but at long last, we have a much more satisfying answer.
The people behind Naked Me recently hopped on a scooter bare-ass naked (save for helmets) and rode it across Sydney Harbour Bridge in full view of dozens of cars and cops and God knows how many surveillance cameras. Why? Because they’re down with “body rights and sharing [their] naked selves.” That’s a good enough reason for us. We’re sure the wind felt great, too.