It’s that time of year, when you can find a disgusting rusted metal boat floating in some isolated lake, tear off all the trappings of society, lay back, and make sure your inner labia is just the right shade of whatever.
Sometimes we think the purpose of bathing suits is just to make vaginas colorful. I mean, we love vaginas whatever color they are, but having the nice jewel tone of this one-piece bikini thingie Katherine Webb is rocking pressed tight against her lovely and oh so visible crotch just makes it more festive!
We’re not even trying to get all up on her bod and be lusty about it; we simply want to be a piece of sea salt that gets locked in the weave of her swimsuit and stays tucked against her skin as she glides through the waves. Is that really so much to ask? It’s 2012, when will we start getting what we want?
Can we really call this a nip slip? Can we call the judoka’s exposure a nip slip? Both of these moments have been revealing accidents, but we always figured nip slips were the cause of clothing or perhaps a strong wave from the ocean. These are man-made nip slips created by fists.
We have to admit it: we were worried that Mary-Louise Parker didn’t want to show any nudity this season and was going to leave the skin and kink up to ladies like Kat Foster. We’re so happy to be wrong! Look at Mary-Louise’s boobs as she glides through the water, and then say a little prayer of thanks to the gods of Showtime.
In Bobbi’s first film, we watched as the sinister Ms. Starr subjected Lea Lexis, Chanel Preston, and Phoenix Marie to a panoply of teases and tortures under a high-powered hose, and even though the three girls were all tied up, it seemed fine because they were together united in bondage and submission. However, in this new scene, Bobbi frees Chanel and Phoenix from their ropes and has them take advantage of Lea. So much for that solidarity!
Chanel Preston, Phoenix Marie, and Lea Lexis are all taking a nice, pleasant shower together (completely bound, naturally), kissing, rubbing their legs together (trying to untie each other with their teeth), the usual. That all changes when Bobbi Starr shows up and trains a high-powered hose on their defenseless bodies–then they start squealing and coming and oh damn this video looks hot.
As we round the corner into August, the temperature goes up even further and the clothes come off more frequently. It’s getting to that point where it might even be too hot for sex! That’s where pools come in. Obviously there are some tricky practical issues, but we feel confident
That’s how you know he must be some prehistoric monster. We’re not saying fake breasts are for evil, human-eating beasts; we’re just saying that boob prejudice is appalling and must be stopped now. We never saw this movie (partially because it was made for TV) so as far as we
It seems that every Sunday we stumble across a flame-haired beauty that we put in the “Future Girlfriends” file. We’re just such suckers for the pale skin/bright hair combo. Oh, and creamy bare breasts. This is the second water sprite we’ve posted today, and it just reinforces our view that
We love Victoria’s Secret models, and we love them even more when they’re dancing around in outdoor showers in transparent white tank tops. Alessandra Ambrosio, one of our favorite Brazilians, has rhythm and tremendous sex appeal. Hooray! Let’s usher in summer with near-nudity, and smokin’ hot babes! Fingers crossed we
“Sois sage,” the name of this film, means “be good” or “behave yourself” in French. Well, it appears that Ingrid Strelkoff missed the message, because we’re pretty sure that naked bathing with two men in a lake isn’t traditionally “good.” It is Fleshbot good, though! She’s so lucky we’re here
Slippery sex! What could be any better? Well, we’re not entirely sure that we safely can endorse the practicing of water sports (in all forms), but we sure do enjoy watching it. Don’t you find the sound of splashing erotic? Okay, it might just be us. But there are lots
Tanya Roberts only wants you to get naked and bathe with her in a clear, refreshing lake, and all you want to do is make snarky comments about where you bought your tie? Where are your priorities? We realize there’s probably more than a cultural barrier to overcome when courting
Remember those days when carefree nudity and joy turned to young love and heartbreak? Here’s yet another reason to: install a pool, learn French, stop watching American television, reverse time and be eighteen again, etc. We don’t know much about “L’amour, c’est la honte” besides the fact that it means
Pool sex: it seems like a sexy idea, but is it? As part of our Fleshbot Summer Fun Fest, we’ve decided to dive into the captivating, chlorinated world of aquatic sexual activities. Let’s hope the lifeguard doesn’t notice. Care for a dip? There are a lot of fun reasons to
