Or at least across the ethereal bod of this babe. And if heaven could suck our balls like this chick does, we’d probably come a lot like this guy. He’s fervid, he’s rhapsodic, he’s got a cock that’s unleashed a whole symphony of spooge into the world. It’s paradise on earth, we tell ya.
Sunglasses always just impart some consummate sorta coolness to their wearers — although it’s usually douchey to wear sunglasses at night, unless you’ve just gotten your pupils dilated or something. But breakin’ out the shades during facial time? That’s not only cool, it’s responsible.
It’s May, and that means it’s also National Masturbation Month! We like to spend this month thinking about how important masturbation is as an emblem of self-love, personal exploration, and safe sex; we also like to watch videos of women masturbating, and that’s what we’re going to do right now (and pay attention, because you will be tested).
Bittersweet news from the floor of AEE: Crush Object Uber Alles Belladonna told us that she’s decided to give up performing and focus on her directing. We’re obviously excited to see more wonderful smut come out of the house that Belladonna built…but, yeah, we’re going to miss seeing her get
We’ve often fantasized about happening upon a sleeping girl, undressing her, and waking her up with a good, hard fuck. It seems Amateur Crush Object Lilith is similarly aroused by thoughts of sleep sex…we knew there was a reason we liked her. · Sleep Creep by Lilith (xtube.com)
Professional Sensationalist and Burlesque Superstar Amber Ray was inspired by Ron English to put together one of the best git-ups we’ve seen at Dr. Sketchy’s. Video clip of Amber in action after the jump. We just love Molly Crabapple and Dr Sketchy’s Anti Art School. Because really, what’s better than
In a continuance of our Porn vs. Music Video series, we’re pitting the disturbingly sexy Evan Stone against the disturbingly, uh, sexy Rick James. Who would YOU rather “Give It To?” The Porn: The Music Video: Which is hotter: Rick James or Evan Stone? ( surveys) They’ve both got long,
Remember when MTV still showed hot music videos that nurtured your young and confused porn obsession? Maybe that was just us. But anyway, help us decide which is hotter—The Porn or The Music Video. The Porn: The Music Video: Which is hotter: the porn or the music video? ( polls)
There’s a reason why so many pornstars come in little packages: you can pick them up, you can throw them around, you can twist them into a pretzel—these ladies can do it all. After our celebration of BBWs, we decided to come at you from the other side of the
Sure, summer has its charms—bikinis, topless sunbathing, sex on the beach, bikinis—but we’ve always had a place in our hearts for winter. There’s something about the cold weather that just makes us want to get all cuddly with the ones we love (or lust for), and sometimes we can’t even
What makes a music video sexy? Apparently, more than just booty shaking and lowcut tops. Nerve has compiled a list of the “50 Sexiest Music Videos Of All Time,” and though we might not classify all of them as “sexy,” with everything from New York lesbians rapping about eating pussy
Do you Hulu? Well, unless you’re a fan of old “The A-Team” reruns, you probably don’t spend a lot of time on NBC Universal’s copyrighted video service. You’re probably also not a 13-year-old boy, which it turns out is a big chunk of their audience. Why do you suppose that
We know how much you guys like redheads, so we did you a favor and went out and found the best kind of redhead of all: the kind that likes to have sex on camera. You might want to be a little careful with this one, though–we hear she squirts
We wish we’d thought of it first: hop into a van, drive around looking for hot math geek girls, and lure them into the van to go down on all of our outflow columns, make them do math in their heads, and then go looking for the next willing subject.
Since we first fell in lust with Brandi Belle, it seems she’s gone almost exclusively into creating high quality hardcore CFNM (clothed female, naked male) porn with her (gorgeous, and occasionally naked) girlfriends: yesterday’s hot new installment The Delivery Man says it all, and damned if he doesn’t look like
Question: If a pervy looking amateur voyeur video of a hot babe catching some rays in a bikini seemingly unaware that she’s being filmed was, in fact, filmed with the model’s permission, does it still count as a pervy amateur voyeur video? Ponder the subtleties while you peruse the small
We know the first reaction a lot of guys will have when this video first starts will be something aong the lines of "There is no way that thing is real." Well, special effects have a come long way, but the truth is that some guys just get lucky down
Today’s clip revisits one of our all-time favorite sites: I Feel Myself, which features pretty much exactly what its title describes. You see, today is Valentine’s Day and we’re not sure how to put this delicately, but … a lot of us are going to be flying solo this evening.
Getting something caught on the shifter—or the turn signals or the windshield wipers or any of the other knobs and levers on your dashboard—has always been a traditional danger when having sex in a car. Of course, that usually means having sex with another person, not having sex with the
After last week’s post on the subject gave us a new appreciation for musclebound ladies, we had to share this video of two female bodybuilders giving each other the respect they deserve. Judging by the hairstyles (circa 1987) and the music (circa 1952) this clip seems a bit dated, but