Of Course Katharine McPhee Makes Dog Walking Sexy Screen shot 2017 01 17 at 6.20.15 am featured

Normally whenever I see a baby stroller filled with dogs I can't help, but roll my eyes. Come on, they are dogs. Dogs walk. Dogs are supposed to walk, it's good for them. Sorry everyone out there with dog strollers, it's just something I can't behind...except for when it's Katharine McPhee. I can get behind Katharine McPhee doing just about anything, especially in slow motion.

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Kate Upton Plays Hide and Seek, Her Cleavage Does Not Screen shot 2017 01 16 at 9.47.08 am featured

The game of Hide and Seek is the classic adventure of one person doing their best to find one or more individuals hiding in various locations. Normally this game is played by children, and as you get older the game becomes less and less appealing, especially if you are someone who often loses things. But now that it seems Kate Upton is willing to play Hide and Seek - and play it very badly, I must point out - while wearing some pretty sexy lingerie. I have to admit this game looks pretty damn awesome.

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"The Great Undressing" Is Both Great and Undressed Screen shot 2017 01 06 at 9.41.16 am featured

There are few things better in life in finding a new musician whose music really touches you. And today is one of those days because I have discovered Jenny Hval and her latest song "The Great Undressing" and man, this song is going to stick with me for a long time. Well, maybe not the song, but the music video. Honestly, I have no idea what the song sounds like because the only thing I could pay attention to was a completely nude Jenny Hval.

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Once Again Kate Beckinsale Leaves Us Speechless Screen shot 2017 01 04 at 7.19.12 am featured

I used to believe that few things in the world left me speechless, but I'm starting to think that's just not true. I would say I'm finding myself at a loss for words once, if not twice a week. Then again, if you got to look at sexy Kate Beckinsale videos all the time you'd probably run out of things to say as well. Wait a minute, you are looking at sexy Kate Beckinsale videos - does that mean the entire world is speechless?

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Hailee Steinfeld Is Sexy on a Boat, She Would Be Sexy Near a Moat Hs1 featured

To say that Hailee Steinfeld is constantly sexy, especially when wearing a bikini on the bow of a boat with the wind weaving through her hair, is putting it mildly. Really, the only way to truly describe Hailee Steinfeld's beauty is through rhyme. Hailee Steinfeld is sexy on a boat, Hailee Steinfeld would be sexy near a moat, Hailee Steinfeld is sexy with wind-blown hair, Hailee Steinfeld is sexy everywhere!

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Which Is Hotter: Kylie Jenner In A Wet T-Shirt or Kylie Jenner In A Hand Bra? Kylie jenner edit 1 featured

So Much Kylie Jenner Sexiness

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Nina Dobrev's Fake O Will Change How We See A Classic Movie Screen shot 2016 12 27 at 12.00.58 pm featured

It is always surprising to find out that two celebrities are friends, like Nina Dobrev and Julianne Hough. Alas, they are friends and apparently when they hang out they enjoy laughing, joking around, and filming fake orgasms. Yes, Nina Dobrev, might have one of the greatest fake O's in the history of fake O's.

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Even In Fast Forward Eva Longoria Is Super Sexy El n featured

Moving fast, going slow, standing still, when it comes to Eva Longoria it simply doesn't matter, she is one hell of a sexy lady.

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Soak Up All The Great Nudity in "Soak" Screen shot 2016 12 12 at 7.46.05 pm featured

I've said it a million times before and I'll say it a million times again: If you want to make an awesome music video, you've got to throw in some nudity. Thank you GEMS for listening. Thank you so, so much for listening.

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All I Want For Christmas Is Emily Ratajkowski Screen shot 2016 12 09 at 10.03.53 am featured

Let's be honest, LOVE advent is the reason we all get out of bed this time of year. It's cold, it gets dark earlier and earlier, people are slightly crazier - this time of year can be no fun at all. But thankfully it's Day 8 and it's time for Emily Ratajkowski. And honestly, this video so amazing the only thing I can do is sing. So, here is my rendition of "All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth" which I have changed to "All I want for Christmas is Emily Ratajkowski". Seriously people, it totally works.

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What if a Porn Star Was President? Screen shot 2016 12 09 at 9.43.10 am featured

I don't know if anyone noticed, but we totally just had a presidential election. And regardless of how you feel about said election, we are all left with one question that just never seems to go away, one we truly need answered as citizens of this great country. That question is: What would a porn star do as president? Luckily the wonderful people over at Wood Rocket gathered some of the hottest porn stars working today and asked them that very question.

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Bella Hadid Will Make You Sweat on the First Day of Love's Advent Calendar Screen shot 2016 12 02 at 7.08.28 am featured

First used by German Lutherans back in the 19th century, the Advent Calendar is a special calendar used to countdown the days to the Christmas. And while the point of an advent calendar is to build anticipation to Christmas, thanks to Love Magazine we all could care less about the holiday. It's all about the super sexy, model-filled videos that come out each and every day. Day one starts off with a sweaty bang, thanks to Bella Hadid doing the sexiest workout ever.

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Jennifer Lopez Only Needs 15 Seconds to Drive Us Wild Screen shot 2016 11 28 at 5.27.46 pm featured

There isn’t much one can do in 15 seconds. Maybe you can scream a bad word or close all your internet tabs, but with anything of true value, 15 seconds is just too little time… or is it? My friends, I’m here to tell you that in 15 seconds, all Jennifer Lopez used to drive us wild was her ass shake.

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Joanna Krupa's Mannequin Challenge Is a Work of Art Screen shot 2016 11 28 at 7.20.58 am featured

I’m not trying to sound like the “get off my lawn” grouchy old man, but when I was a kid the mannequin challenge was called “stand still while I take this picture.” But hey, if everyone is having fun, who am I to complain? Besides, if the mannequin challenge gives us another reason to stare at a naked Joanna Krupa, then I’m all for it.

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It Must Be Hard to Be Emily Ratajkowski Screen shot 2016 11 22 at 1.57.20 pm featured

Follow me on this one people - when it comes to Emily Ratajkowski, we don’t ever think about how hard it must be to be her.

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