I, Tonya’s Margot Robbie Delivers Less Skating, More ’Bating
From what I can tell, Alexis Ren decided to take a little trip to somewhere while wearing a bikini, then took a bike ride in a different yet still sexy bikini, and finished up her adventure with a dip in the ocean in an even sexier bikini than before. Seriously, why doesn't someone turn this into a movie?
We've all been told to take the stairs for the exercise. No doubt there are times when we do and times when we don't. But did you know that taking the stairs could be sexy? It's true. If you don't believe me, then watch Evangeline Lilly running up and down the stairs in a bra and shorts.
Look, I have no idea what skills one needs to drive a race car, other than good vision. But if yoga helps Danica Patrick drive fast, then I am all for it. Hell, if it doesn't help, I still want Danica Patrick to be doing yoga every day because my god, she's one hell of a flexible woman.
Maybe it's because this Instagram video is sped up or maybe it's because Eva Longoria is soaking wet. Maybe it's because Eva Longoria is on a boat, or maybe it's a combination of all of the above - I have no idea what is going on, but damn it, Eva Longoria is sexy as hell.
For a moment, a brief moment, I believed that McKayla Maroney was shaking her hips and turning her sexy body in some kind of track suit. Then I realized McKayla Maroney was not wearing a track suit, she was wearing... something else. I have no idea what you would call what McKayla Maroney has on, but damn it, it is sexy as hell.
From my limited understanding of cowboy wear, the chaps are worn over your pants and meant to help keep them clean and prevent rocks or other objects from injuring you as you ride. Also, they just look cool as hell. But I have to say that I think Candice Swanepoel may not be wearing them correctly - but she is totally making it work.
It's not fair, Elizabeth Hurley. It's not fair to all the other Instagram users, Instagram watchers, and casual Instagram fans. Every single time you put on a bikini or sexy one-piece bathing suit, it's not fair to all the others who want to do the same. You are just way, way, way hotter than all the rest. Stop it, Elizabeth Hurley - just stop it.
Let's be honest, if there was a "Spend the Day with Charlotte McKinney" contest, we'd all enter as many times as possible and/or find a way to win at all cost. Since that will probably never happen we can still totally get a look into what it might be like to spend a couple hours with one of the world's hottest models thanks to this pretty awesome video.
I've often heard that one of things everyone needs to see before they die are the Northern Lights, or the Aurora Borealis. While I'm sure it's a wonderful sight of nature, I think I'll be okay if I never manage to see them. I mean, I've now seen Aurora De Leon completely nude and that's one hell an amazing sight of nature.
Honestly, I don't know if I'm asking a question or stating a fact. Can Britney Spears not be sexy? Like can she do something in real life or on stage and have it not be completely and utterly sexy? I'm serious I don't believe it's possible for Britney to not be so damn sexy.
It is often said that talent attracts talent, love attracts loves, but does hotness attract hotness? I don't know if the others are true, but I think that if you happen to be super hot like Jenna Dewan Tatum than odds are you are going to attract super hot people like Jennifer Lopez to be your friends.
There is only one Sara Jean Underwood, and there is only one Margot Robbie, but if anyone was every going to pull off a Margot Robbie in a bubble bath talking about stocks look, it would be Sara Jean Underwood. They say that intimidation is the sincerest form of flattery, but this might be the sexiest form of flattery.
The sensation of leaping into cold water is one of life's best thrills. As kids, we did it for no other reason than wanting to go swimming, no matter the temperature, but as we get older, we do it to feel our skin come alive with goosebumps. To get to feel that sensation without having to get wet, just look at Gracie Carvalho's amazing body.
We need no reminders of Gal Gadot's bad-assery - she's kicking ass in the Wonder Woman movie and she'll no doubt be kicking ass in more movies to come. But just because we know Gal Gadot is one of the sexiest ass-kickers on the planet doesn't mean we wouldn't mind a little reminder. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy Gal Gadot showing off her workout and combat skills.
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