Salome Agrippa was killed (or re-killed? extra-killed?) before the end of the last season of “True Blood,” so we no longer get to see the master seductress at work on HBO. Fortunately, the actress who plays her, Valentina Cervi, is totally down to do the dirty in other films. You can just pretend she’s a vampire! It’s like nothing’s changed!
Another season of “True Blood” has come and gone, and it will be about nine months or more until we next see such a symphony of breasts and blood. But don’t fret: Janina Gavankar is with us in these final moments, as is Valentina Cervi, and their respective boyfriends have a few surprises for us.
This season of “True Blood” is coming to an end, so this last episode begins the process of tying up certain story lines. We’re bummed that there are only a few weeks of southern supernatural sluttiness left, but episodes like this sugar coat the doom with the one thing we love best: gratuitous nudity. This show knows us so well!
We love it when there are flashbacks on “True Blood,” especially when we get to see Bill in his wild days with Lorena. Look how happy he is obeying her, how much he enjoys feasting on that gorgeous woman’s thigh–he was so young and eager to stick his fangs in people. Memories! Of course, the present is just as sexy, what with Salome bedding Bill, Eric, and
Detective Elliot Stabler Roman.