Westgate’s vagina does not look small to me, come to think of it. It also does not look huge. It looks just right.
It’s pubic pandemonium down at Crazy White Ghetto’s Pubic Farm and Merkin Emporium! Prices are being cut, buzzed, and shaved down to their baldest, most affordable levels yet! Also, you can watch some people have sex. Pubic Hair for Sale 2 Studio: White Ghetto Films Cast: Anastasia Devine, Tanja, Victoria
You know, you’d think with all the porn we watch, we’d be able to tell a vagina when we see one. Fact is, it’s somewhat ambiguous. What do you think? Why must everything be so complicated with Tila Tequila ? First we had the whole sextape debacle, and now this.
The art of eating pussy does not come naturally to everyone. We must learn to love the vagina, to treat it as we would a beautiful, blooming rose or a slowly melting ice cream sandwich. Or we could just fuck the shit out of her with our tongue. Regardless of
We’re all for walking to work whenever we can–but if artist Mimosa Pale rode up to us on the sidewalk and cooed “Wouldn’t you like to ride in my beautiful vagina bike taxi?”, we’d have a hard time turning her down, if only to see what it felt like slipping
Ladies, what’s the weirdest thing your gynecologist has ever said to you about your vagina? If it involved a lot of pointing and uncontrollable giggling, you might want to check that diploma on the wall a little more closely. (radaronline.com, “exam” photos via mctgalleries.com via askjolene.com)
Someone on eBay may have actually paid $34 for a Sun Chip that looks (sorta) like a vagina. For that kind of money you could pay to see a real one, but we suppose in either case you still wouldn’t be able to eat it. (ebay.com, via gorillamask.net)
We all have bad habits — whether it’s snoring or not picking up your socks or forgetting to wear pants to the opera — but the important thing to remember is that you can change. Do you have trouble staying monogamous? Try a threesome! Do you have foul tasting spunk?
Fox News is not afraid to take on the toughest issues facing our nation today, like asking whether your vagina is depressed. Maybe it just has a case of the Mondays? (foxnews.com, more @ nerve.com + Gawker)
Advertising is such a subtle art form that you may not have realized that the “box” this ad is referring to is actually the little one that has been Photoshopped in front of this lady’s vagina. You see, because “box” is a euphemism for vagina! Aren’t you glad we’re here
Are these Mexican pastries (found in Phoenix, of course) really supposed to look like what we think they look like … or have we been working here so long that our brain just sees something dirty in everything we look at? If that’s the case, why are we so hungry
Full frontal is like the Holy Grail of movie nudity—elusive, thrilling and occasionally just a myth. Yet, a simple glimpse of below the belt flesh will also make you feel young again, mostly because Hollywood seemed to do it best in the 80s and 90s when on-screen nudity was a
The problem with sex is that there are boy parts and girl parts, and sometimes it’s hard for boys to make the girl parts happy (and vice versa) since boys only know how to make their own boy parts happy. Of course, sometimes he wants to make another boy’s parts
Italian scientists—who really don’t get enough credit for the brave work they do—using a lot of nerdy things like urethrovaginal ultrasounds and biochemical markers have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that the mythical Gräfenberg spot, birthplace of mindblowing female pleasure and soul-crushing male frustration, does in fact exist!
Any dudes who are still smarting over that ball busting video from the other day can work out a little bit of their sympathetic pain with some virtual vagina punching. We promise no vaginas were harmed in the making of this clip. (Click image for video.) . . . ·
Everyone’s favorite English-language Japanese newspaper, the Mainichi Daily News, brings us the sad tale of the distressing number of men who suffer from vaginal ejaculation disorder—or “an inability to ejaculate inside the vagina.” It’s true. They’re called virgins. (mainichi.jp)
With all the talk surrounding “Teeth,” the horror-comedy about a girl with some bite in her bush, we’ve found that we can’t stop thinking about vagina dentata … and it would seem that we’re not alone. Dentata.net (which, like the legend itself, predates the movie) collects info, artsy photos and
We have no plans to see the new vagina dentata scarefest “Teeth,” even if we can totally appreciate a good “women are evil creatures who will eat you alive” metaphor. Here are some more subtle examples of Hollywood screenwriters working out their personal issues with the ladies. By the way,
Sienna Miller already punished the tabloids for publishing full frontal shots from last movie, now she’s beaten the photographer who snapped them in a lawsuit. The moral of the story? If you want to see her naked just rent one of her movies, ok? (metro.co.uk)
Good news! The “vagina couch” somehow went from banned on Craigslist to Best of Craigslist. (Funny how that works!) The bad news? It’s still $600 for a couch that looks like a giant vagina. (craigslist.org)