You have to hand it to Extreme Comixxx, they are on top of their superhero porn parody game. They produced a live action Justice League film before Hollywood, and they’re upping the ante with this live action Hawkman and Hawkgirl parody. Where’s your game at, Hollywood? Where’s your story of death-defying love between two human-like Accipitriformes with hardcore sex and threesomes and mace poundings?
Vampires and sex go together like chocolate and peanut butter, and no matter how full we are, we know there’s always room left for some fanged fucking. Harry Sparks’s latest is a new take on this classic combo, a tale of ladies who go bump in the night and hump on each other, and we here at Fleshbot have been given the XXX trailer!
No jokes! No belated April Fools! Danny Boyle’s newest film, “Trance,” stars Rosario Dawson as a hypnotherapist who, at one point, goes completely bare-ass naked. That’s not really the main thing her character does–she actually gets hired by a mob boss, and there begins the drama–but we’re obviously only fixated on the full frontal nudity.
The fans asked for more and more is what they get: Remy LaCroix and Elegant Angel are coming out with “Remy 2.” How will they drum up excitement about the film? Exactly the same way they did the first time, except with pretty lights!
We’ve seen about a billion photos of babes in bikinis from the upcoming “Spring Breakers” film, and we’ve even been blessed with pictures of many topless extras partying on a balcony, but this is the first time we’ve seen any boobage from the protagonists! Harmony Korine, we knew you’d keep it real.
Next Friday, we’re having our monthly burlesque show, Fleshbot Friday at Headquarters Gentlemen’s Club, and Lisa Ann is going to be our very special host. We saw her at AEE, and as soon as she learned we’re with Fleshbot, she started going on about how stoked she is to host. We’re so touched! She’s a legend and she digs us! So here’s a shameless plug out of the mouth of Lisa Ann.
Come December 21st, “This Is 40″ will be in theaters and Leslie Mann’s breasts will appear in two different scenes: one involves her getting a mammogram (steamy) and the other shows her trying to seduce Paul Rudd. One must ask, will Leslie be wearing prosthetics like she was in “The Change-Up”? One must then answer, does it matter? Her boobs looked awesome in that movie and we’re about to look at them again!
Remember how B. Skow signed a contract to direct boy-girl porn for Girlfriends Films? Well, this special union is about to bear new fruit in the shape of a passionate tale called “Paint,” and we’ve been blessed with the chance to share the hardcore trailer with you. Prepare yourself for drama and D-cups!
The Kink Armory in San Francisco is obviously designed for all sorts of crazy bondage, but sometimes the building itself can feel too constrictive and claustrophobic. Claire Adams found herself feeling this way when she was handed the reins for her first Hogtied feature, so she took a whole crew out to the Grand Canyon, suspended Penny Pax and Cherry Torn from some rocks, and let Danny Wylde do his thing. It’s a magical scene.
Marin Ireland and Chris Messina are both traveling for work in a strange city, and though they have prior relationships, they sleep together. Then the same thing happens to them in a different city, and they decide to keep meeting. Their love blossoms on the move, from bed to bed, and we here at Fleshbot are lucky enough to have a glimpse into one such steamy bedroom encounter!
What is this gorgeous young model/actor doing with a brutish sex master like Manuel Ferrara? Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. What you’re looking at is a fresh clip from “Starlet,” a new independent movie starring Dree Hemingway, Besedka Johnson, and a literal truckload of pornstars. It’s set in San Fernando Valley, there is a hardcore scene, and Zoe Voss plays Dree’s body double. Hell yes.
Lola Creton is quickly becoming one of those French actresses we can’t pull our eyes off. We feel for her when we saw her puffy nipples in “Goodbye First Love,” we felt closer to her when she showed up all rain-drenched and glorious on “Hollyoaks Later,” and now she’s going to be in a new film about 1960s counterculture in Europe. Lola, girl, please don’t ever stop what you’re doing.
A little birdy told us that mega-hottie Nadine Velazquez is going to spend some time caressing your eyeballs with her totally naked body in the upcoming Denzel Washington movie, “Flight.” We know we shouldn’t trust birds with stuff like this, but in this case, the little birdy is a professional film critic, so we’re good.
As you definitely know by now, James Deen and Lindsay Lohan
totally need to start dating because they’re obviously a power couple waiting to happen are in a movie together called “The Canyons.” The studio is releasing three teaser trailers in different styles, and first up is the grainy and grimy ’70s thriller version chock full of sex, death, and innuendo about James Deen’s dick.
In “Excision,” which comes out November 2nd, AnnaLynne McCord plays a delusional high school student who aspires to attend medical school. We guess that explains why she’s sexily writhing on top of a mutilated body and crawling across a sea of flesh in order to bathe in blood. Med students, you know how they are.
We’ve seen Agyness Deyn’s boobs in various fashion magazines before, but this very well may be her topless cinematic debut! How exciting! What’s the vehicle for said boobage? It’s an English-language remake of Nicolas Winding Refn’s 1996 film “Pusher,” a look at a week in the life of a big time London drug dealer named Frank.
Hey, America! Were you satisfied watching Olivia Wilde be a stripper and makeout with Ashley Greene in “Butter”? You were? Oh, well, in that case, you probably don’t care about Olivia Wilde taking her tits out in an upcoming movie. Guess we’ll just keep the photo to ourselves then.
Hey, Bay Area homies! If you’re not doing anything tonight, you should head to the Castro Theater to see Stephen Elliott and Lorelei Lee’s love letter to the porn industry and San Francisco, “About Cherry.” It’s got boobs galore, big name celebrities, and it’s playing at 7:00 and 9:30 for one night only!
Yes, yes, yes! A thousand more times, yes! Lexi Belle has been in the porn game since 2006, IAFD estimates she has around 400 titles under her belt, and yet she’s never done anal on camera. Friends, it’s finally happened, and as soon as Elegant Angel releases “LEXI” to the public, we’ll all bear witness to the historic moment when James Deen slipped his dick in her backdoor. That feeling you have in your chest right now? It’s normal, we all feel it.
Old and busted: sharing a bowl of spaghetti and slurping up the same noodle as your sweetheart. New hotness: sharing your enormous cock with Francesca Le and sucking it at the same time. That’s right, Wolf Hudson can suck his own dick while Francesca Le sucks it as well, and that’s not even a quarter of the coolness that goes down in their newest scene.