It’s April, and the eighteen year-old Catholic schoolgirls of America are anxiously counting down the days until they can get out of their uniforms and join reality. Why don’t you give them a hand? Let your cock be their beacon and your balls the standard bearers of the big wide world that awaits them!

Students these days are stressing so hard that they end up with OCD and ADHD and other wack acronyms weighing their brains down, and we think someone needs to tell them, “Yo, youths between the ages of eighteen and twenty-six, you should skip school today and have a lot of anal sex with Mark Ashley. You will learn nothing save for the unique joys that come from awakening the delicate nerves of your ass.”

Is that a schoolgirl uniform we see? What’s hiding under there? Is it schoolgirl ass? It is! And no panties to get in the way, just smooth, squeezable, spreadable flesh. This is like peek-a-boo for adults. If you feel like your computer screen is too dirty, pull this GIF up and you will have licked the screen clean in zero time.

From the gang called Schoolgirls With Game! When she’s called off, she’ll lick your balls off, take a facial then movies get hauled off! We’re sorry. We’ll stop rapping over the porn (that’s Brian Pumper’s territory anyway).

If there’s a sinister senator siphoning money into his own pocket, you can impeach him and it’s over. But what do you do when a corrupt schoolgirl? Put her in detention? Yeah, great, then she’ll fuck everyone in detention and stage a coup against the school administration. You can’t win with these girls.

How are we supposed to get schoolgirls to attend their 18+ classes with mandatory uniforms when the teachers are banning vibrators in the classroom? I mean, really. Can we in the PTA give this girl something to support her in her time of need? No, coming on her ass isn’t

2011 was full of examples of cops doing stupid, malicious, and otherwise unnecessary things to civilians, and we want to make sure that all officers aren’t vilified because of the actions of a few shmucks. Cops are people, too! They want to be groped and boned in the bathroom just

After watching “Worship My Schoolgirl Ass,” we felt pretty envious of those pornstars who got to embody the studious sexuality. Then we realized: we can totally do that. And now, so can you! But it’s not as simple as going out, buying a school uniform, and calling your significant other

In honor of the launch of our hot new video store, we’d like to provide you with five clips to help you with your weekend. It’s almost that solemn, studious time of year, so here are our favorite schoolgirl scenes! 1. Nicole Ray and Mr. Pete in “Bree’s College Daze

Why are people obsessed with schoolgirl outfits? Is it part of our addiction to youth? Does every uniform hide a world of repressed sexual desires? Regardless, here’s your chance to fuck a schoolgirl (like Ashlyn Rae!) by proxy. Schoolgirl P.O.V. 8 Studio: New Sensations Director: Mike Adriano Cast: Ashlyn Rae,

Here’s what we know: These sluts wear uniforms, take it in the ass, and there are six of them. I don’t know what else you expected from “6 Sluts in Uniform Take It Up the Ass.” I am loving the Europorn lately because there is a refreshing lack of anyone

Here’s something the anarchists don’t realize: in order to fuck the cops, the cops must first fuck you. Frisk Me Studio: Heartcore Films Director: Madison Young Cast: Madison Young, Satine Phoenix, Syd Blakovich, Malia Mojado, Raina DeGrey, Mickey Mod, Maestro, Tyler Knight, James Mogul If “1984″ were a million times

When is despair with fortune and the question of the usefulness of writing about porn, now and then it all makes sense, as with this description of the 1991 Sandra Scream video “Nurse Nancy”: Nurses Sandra and Alicyn start by sucking and playing with one and other’s plump breasts, before

Sure, we’ve drooled over our fair share of eBay items before here on Fleshbot, but our collective glands are working overtime today after peeping this rather astounding one-of-a-kind collection of goodies related to Playboy’s legendary 1970 “Big Bunny” DC-9 aircraft. Described in press materials at the time of its inaugural

In that glossy twilight world that lies between fashion photography and good old fashioned highbrow smut, Sante D’Orazio‘s latest book project finds itself firmly on the side of the latter: “Katlick School” explores everyone’s favorite barely legal good-girl-gone-bad fantasy archetype, the naughty Catholic schoolgirl. According to the publisher, “With ‘Katlick