That’s basically the bottom line here. But we’ll make some commentary because, hey, that’s what we do. Your room is a little messy, girls. Maybe it’s clothes and undies strewn about from deciding what to wear for a night out to the club. Or maybe those are bags full of lovely new dildos just waiting to be tested out. Hell, maybe you’re gonna squeeze both these activities into the same evening… So, you better get a move on! There’s no time to just sit around fondling each other and all deep-tonguing each other’s throats. Just kidding — there’s always time for that.

Honestly, the composition of this image is just so captivating! It feels like it’s missing a little something, but it’s eerie and the way the light plays over her hair and dress and skin is damn moody. And then: panties! Win-win, nahmean?

Via The Other Images

We dig the vibe you’re going for here, Vanessa. We’re not sure if this is your all-around steez now, how you dress for all concerts, or merely how you dress to see the Rolling Stones, but this look works for you in a lot of ways. The skirt, however, doesn’t seem to function properly. Unless we don’t understand how skirts are supposed to work.

It seems Abbey Lee Kershaw wasn’t the only one keeping it punk at the recent Met Gala. Sarah Jessica Parker went all out with a mohawk-style crest, a huge gown, plaid boots, and well, her panties.

Abbey Lee Kershaw went to the punk-themed Met Gala on Monday with a mission. While browsing and shmoozing and casually boozing, she lifted up her dress and revealed the words GUN CONTROL written across her stomach–along with some underboob and her pretty panties. Never has a celebrity announced his or her stance on a hot issue in such a brilliant way.

It’s that time of the year when everybody is dressing in layers because the light and warmth change drastically from block to block. Some layers are a little stuffier than others; some layers are much more revealing than others. Fortunately for the people of New York, one of Jessica Alba’s layers is a sheer bra no darker than thin obsidian.

Danielle Panabaker was originally a big hit with the younger audiences when she appeared in a few Disney Channel films. She then got some recurring roles on CBS shows and made enough appearances in horror films to become a Scream Queen. And now look at her! She’s a stewardess showing sideboob and nipple after having sex with Roger Sterling!

What do we know about Julianne Hough? We know that she keeps her smut well hidden; she was hacked by the Anonymous offshoot dedicated to digging through celebrity dirt, and all that came out were some cleavage-rich pics. We also know she used to date Ryan Seacrest, and she supported Romney in the last election. And now we know she has nice panties!

Or, from another angle, she’s nearly naked and that makes us go “Daaaamn, girl.” It’s not that we’re surprised–we expect Miley to keep pushing the envelope and we know Mario Testino always brings the raunch dressing–it’s just that Miley is about a skip, hop, and a jump away from being the next alt queer pornstar of your dreams and we wonder if she knows that.

Her butt might not be able to dribble, but it sure makes us drool! “The things Ill do to get my mans attention when the Lakers r playing…” writes Aubrey. At first glance, we thought she was walking around in a thong just to distract her man from the TV, but maybe her butt somehow caused the Spurs to win last night’s game. Who can say?

Julia at the Piano by Lena Tsibizov, Via O What a Q

You’ll have to forgive Commissario Montalbano, he’s a serious man with a serious job. He doesn’t see you walking around in thin cotton with stiff nipples and a thong. He’s not aware of your cutoffs, the legs beneath them, or how you’re undressing him with your eyes. Fleshbot’s not very serious though; we know what’s up, Margareth.

It’s long been thought that certain video games, such as Tetris, can help improve hand-eye coordination, and recent studies suggest they can even improve the vision of people with a lazy eye. We’ve just discovered that when Mel Clarke and Rebecca Crow play with Tetris blocks, it’s improves our hand-genital coordination!

It really makes a body feel quite sparkling and refreshed, let us tell you! This chick knows what we’re talking about. Why only mess about in the mouth when you can take that sucker all the way down and get your throat involved in the works? They’re an underappreciated part, we feel, and quite versatile. Sure, we use them to swallow (also useful in this circumstance) but we can also use them to do… well, whatever it is this chick is doing with hers here. It’s pretty cool.

We’ve always doubted whether or not diamonds are actually forever, but we’ve always been certain that Molly Ringwald is eternally a babe. Case in point, here she is reading from her new book, “When It Happens to You,” and accidentally exposing her lacy panties to a crowd that happens to be beneath her at crotch level.

It’s been a while since we’ve seen any skin from Helen Flanagan, but damn, when she delivers, she does so in abundance. Cleavage, thighs, and a little panty peek! Some people think the peek is an inferior version of a bonafide upskirt, but we think those folks don’t appreciate the joys of pushing your eyeballs down the orthogonal plane, past Helen’s fantastic legs, and spying the lacy pattern beneath.

Right about now we could use a sprawling California mansion that comes complete with drop-dead gorgeous babes with boobs for dayyyys. Actually though, now that we think about it, you can’t really measure boobs (or any other body parts) in spans of time, can you? Maybe that precise quantification is referring to how long one could gaze lovingly at a particular part. That makes sense. And these saucy juggs? Yeah, it’s dayyyys.