It truly is the gift that keeps on giving. We definitely appreciate the opulence and artistry of avant garde design, but clothing generally looks best if the whole tit-region is allowed some room to breathe. This is basically a fact.

We were so close! Everything was perfect: the lights were bright, the dress was translucent, the bra was taken out by a hitman weeks ago, and there was a camera standing by to take a picture at chest level. Then Katy went ahead and put pasties on her nipples. You know what the ironic part is? Those pasties are nipple-colored.

We know Rihanna wasn’t looking for our approval (or anyone’s, really, for she is a powerful and independent woman who knows what she wants), but we figured that we’d lend our support to her gorgeous new tattoo. We like the art, we like the symbolism behind it, and we really like the location she chose for it. Yes, everything about this Instagram picture works.

We didn’t even know we were hosting The Cleavage Contest until we saw these pictures of Jordan Hinson by photographer Chris Heads, but damn, this girl fucking won. She gets the tiara, the sash, the flowers, and the sideboob scholarship to Underboob University.

Look at her bending over, showing off the way her bikini bottoms hug her ass, exposing her lean and muscular back, flashing just a hint of side/underboob as she changes her top. Jennifer Nicole Lee is marvelous, but we wonder (and worry) what this beachy-keen MILF will do when cold weather rolls around.

Carlos Nunez took some pictures of the lovely Keeley Hazell, and as photographers do, he got rid of the outtakes by releasing them to the public. We can’t help but wonder what it means that these outtakes are filled with crazy amounts of cleavage (of the chest and butt variety).

One of the rarer boobs to be found in the wild, we’re pleased to see rock’n'roll Taylor sporting this unorthodox angle. Unorthodox is her middle name! Our only question is… what’s with the pants?

She may not actually know capoeira or anything, but Adrianne Curry’s Christie Monteiro costume has more than enough knock out power to defeat any martial arts champion around…if you know what we mean.

What’s that? You’ve never heard of topless sunbathing season? Well, it’s a lot like bikini season…only way, way more fun.

Let us count the ways: she wears the most barely there of panties, manages to sneak nipples into FHM, takes the sexiest vacations…and may have a sex tape. If that weren’t enough to drive us crazy, she’s also featured in these sexy photos in Vanity Fair Italy this month. Oh Belen, you’re our favoritest model/actress/showgirl ever.

There are many reasons to love Aisha Tyler—but we think one of the best is that she’s the voice of “Archer”‘s Lana Kane, aka one of TV’s most awesome female characters. The other best reason? Girl wears outfits like this on the red carpet. A-mazing.

The November issue of GQ has a profile of photographer Annie Leibovitz; predictably, we find ourselves enthralled by the headline photo of Scarlett Johansson in silky panties, a jewelled breast plate, and nothing else. If we can’t have those topless photos of her anymore…this is certainly a pleasant substitute.

You might think that after her phenomenal Playboy shoot, our raging lust for Daisy Lowe’s breasts might have finally been sated. You would be thinking wrong: if anything, seeing Daisy Lowe all sultry and naked has just made the world more crazy for Daisy—so much so that even a photo

Once upon a time, it was shocking to think that we might get a glimpse at Rihanna’s beautiful breasts. Flash forward two years, and Riri’s running topless through fields. Since our telepathic powers seem to be on the fritz, we can’t say for sure what happened; but we think it’s

If you’ve been wondering what Abigail “Abbey” Clancy has been up to these days, you’ll be pleased to hear that the answer is…more of the same. Looking hot, flashing bits of boobs in magazines…and frankly, we wouldn’t have it any other way. (Hollywood Tuna)

You may love (or hate) Gwyneth for GOOP, you may love (or hate) her “Glee” cameos, you may love (or hate) her cheerful obliviousness to her own privilege and assumption that everything that’s been handed to her is something she’s earned through hard work. But put all those feelings aside:

Though we’ve long been fans of Leelee Sobieski, we must admit we had no idea that she’d had a child (or moved to the woods, though that’s a separate issue). But motherhood seems to be treating her well: based on this photo from I Love You Magazine, Leelee looks, well,

Underboob is magical, sideboob divine. Put them both together, and what have you got? This magical take on cleavage that Olivia Munn is sporting. Brilliant! (bustedcoverage.com)

Maybe you’re Team Quinn, maybe you’re Team Rachel; heck, you may even be Team Brittany/Santana. But wherever your loyalties lie, you can’t deny that Lea Michele looks fetching in this photo (who knew Marie Claire was so racy?). (thesun.co.uk)

Only there’s one catch: it’s not her underboob. Through some sort of high tech voodoo, Lindsay’s head was superimposed upon the body of an underboob flashing model (seen here). Welcome to the future, people.