When I'm in my death bed and my final moments are upon me, I really don't want to see my life flash before my eyes. I'd much rather have Elizabeth Hurley's Instagram account whiz by. Seriously, I don't think Elizabeth Hurley has had an un-sexy moment in her whole life. Or if she has, she hasn't posted it on Instagram.
When it comes to bikinis, I know there are tons of different styles of bikini bottoms. You have low-rise, hipster, boy shorts, high-waisted, and of course, the favorite of everyone, the thong bikini. But when it comes to the tops, it's always just a bikini top. I really think we need to come up some other phrases for bikini tops because Josephine Skriver is wearing something, but I don't think we can call it a bikini top.
Lady Gaga has never been one to shy away from getting nude inside the pages of many, many magazines. So, it's not all that surprising that she's showing off a little nipple of the cover of V Magazine. Seriously, if this is the cover, I can't wait to see the full spread on the inside!
Technically speaking, Ashley James is wearing a one-piece bathing suit. It just also happens to be a one-piece bathing suit that believes it's a bikini. One has to imagine that the tan lines on Ashley James after spending a day out in the fun and sun are slightly odd, but very, very sexy.
It's not her fault really, there is nothing Cami Romero can do about it. When she's topless at the beach or nude at the beach or wearing a soaking wet Budweiser t-shirt at the beach, Cami Romero is smoking. You can't ask her to quit. I would be that even doing normal every day tasks Cami Romero is smoking. That's just how she is. Though, I wish she'd give up the cigarettes.
There is something about fishnets that we all love. Something about the way the look, the way feel, the way move, just drives each and everyone of us crazy. I don't know if I'll ever be able to put my finger on it, but it could possibly be Kate Sekker's ass in them.
Oh, Alexis Ren, you are lovely. Let me count the ways we love you; flexing while wearing a thong, showering, wearing a shirt that's kind of small, and sunbathing topless. I'm sure there are other ways we love you, but those are the only ones coming to mind right now.
When applied to what someone is wearing (or not wearing, depending on the situation) typically means that one doesn't have to pretend what's under said clothing. Yet, Alexis Ren is wearing very little in this spread for Maxim and I have to say my imagination is lighting up like the 4th of the July.
Let's be honest we could all use a little more fruits and veggies in our diets, maybe a little sleep, and probably a bit more exercise than walking to the bathroom. All of that sounds like a lot of work so let's just get a little more Nina Agdal in our lives and call it day.
Normally when one hears the word "outtakes," they picture actors screwing up in a scene, maybe a light falling into view, or just general goofiness that happens. Yet when you apply outtakes to a recent photo shoot with Doutzen Kroes and Lara Stone, it kind of takes on a different meaning altogether. That meaning is: two of the hottest of models on the planet completely nude.
There's nothing like getting a little more than you expected, like when you go to get a bag of chips from the vending machine only to end up with two bags of chips. Ashley Greene gave us a something extra in this Instagram post. We thought we were only going to get cleavage, but instead of got cleavage and some underboob. What a pleasant surprise!
We all love the simple things in life. A cool breeze on a hot day, sheets fresh out of the dryer, and a hint of Bella Hadid's nipple. Yep, it's these small things that really remind you what a wonderful time it is to be alive.
In modeling, just like with any job or business, you have to take some time to establish yourself. Make yourself known, get your face out there, do some jobs, and before you know it, everyone is talking about you. I get that, I do, but if we can just skip all that nonsense and make Kara Del Toro a supermodel that would be just swell.
Ignore how stunningly hot Christina Milian is in this swimsuit for a second, and let's to try figure out what you would call said swimsuit. It isn't a bikini in the traditional sense, and it sure as hell isn't a one-piece because there is barely any fabric. We may never know the proper name of this style of swimwear, but the one thing we know for sure is that Christina Milian looks like she was made to wear.
Nina Agdal has some pretty sweet boobs. And it doesn't matter if you are seeing them all at once, unobstructed and out in the open, or getting a little sideboob here, some underboob there, and piecing them together like the world's sexiest jigsaw puzzle - Nina Agdal has really awesome boobs.
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