Explanatory scenario 1: “Una dear?” queried Mrs. Healy. “How does one summon the paparazzi?” “Oh, it’s easy, mum. Watch me.” Explanatory scenario 2: “Hey, mom!” “Yes, Una?” “Check out this sweet knee tattoo I just got!”

Two of the girls from British pop group The Saturdays are getting married this summer, and they both had bachelorette parties last weekend. (Don’t worry, London still stands.) We’re not sure what happened during Rochelle Wiseman’s weekend, but Una Healy had a fun-filled night on the town, and naturally, her panties made an appearance.

Never one to do things by halves, Saturdays member Una Healy has chosen to forgo the usual single areola slip for a full on areola onslaught. Because if you’re going to show one, you might as well show the other for symmetry, right?

Between the panty flashing, lesbian makeouts, and inescapable cleavage, it’s hard not to think that maybe The Saturdays were putting on a bit of a show for the press last Friday. Then again, between the panty flashing, lesbian makeouts, and inescapable cleavage, it’s kind of hard to feel outrage…or, for

Though we’ve never heard any of The Saturdays’ songs, we are intimately familiar with other parts of their persona (mostly their panties). So our ears perked up when we heard that they might consider posing for Playboy. True, there’s no contract and no commitment, just a bit of pseudojournalistic hypothesizing.

Saturdays star Una Healy is a known panty flasher, but it seems that’s not the only kind of exposure this lovely lady enjoys. Say hello to the other side of Una…the side that goes topless. (thenipslip.com)

Why is Una Healy, guitarist for “The Saturdays,” trying to recreate a scene from “Dirty Dancing” with her boyfriend? We don’t know. But we do know that her man needs a little more Swayze-training. In all seriousness, we were getting worried before these pics showed up. How long has it

Why, exactly, was Una Healy at the premiere of Jake Gyllenhaal’s “Prince of Persia” movie? We’re not exactly sure…but it might have had something do do with the big reveal she made during her exit from the car. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Why so glum, Una Healy? With cleavage like that, the world is your oyster. (Photo source: Pacific Coast News)

When The Saturdays go out, they really go all out: why, in just one evening, we managed to sneak a peek at both Una Healy and Rochelle Wiseman’s panties, and get some nipple action from Rochelle, to boot. Is it any wonder that Saturday’s always been our most favorite day