Since we’re American and we seldom use terms like “rude” to describe sexual naughtiness, our idea of Very Rude Pics involves Holly Peers cutting in line, laughing at others’ misfortune, not holding the door for people, and stealing from the elderly. Thank goodness this is a fetish-heavy shoot with lots of latex and whipping. That’s the kind of rudeness we can get behind.
In case you weren’t already mad jelly about the poor state of American television programming as compared with the rest of the world (Norway in particular), here’s a clip from a figure drawing class broadcast at lunchtime on Channel 4 in England with a real nude fashion model striking poses for your artistic education.
“If you don’t use the word knickers in this post, you are dead to me,” said one Fleshbot employee to another. “Let’s not bicker!” said the other, pouring a couple glasses of corn liquor (which gets you drunk quicker). They then traded stickers, put pictures on Flickr, and felt warmed from their toes to their tickers.
Life must be very exciting for Tanya Tate these days. Last month she had her body parts immortalized in cyberskin thanks to Fleshlight, and now she’s starring in a pornographic remake of one of the most beloved teen romps of the ’80s, “Weird Science.” Kelly LeBrock helped a lot of nerds and blued many pairs of balls, so Tanya really has her work cut out for her.
Lauren Carre, a contestant on the UK version of “Big Brother” (which has been and always will be better than the American version), was looking to get a little massage from a housemate and wanted to make sure her boobs stayed out of sight. Her hands and cleverly-placed scarf did not defend her cans from the cameras, and thus, we have a glimpse of her nipple. God bless “Big Brother UK.”
It’s been a couple years since we last heard from Katia, and at that point she was just giving us hints of boobage by way of hand-bras, strategically-placed sheets, and lingerie. We’re glad to see she’s given up this charade and set her bitties free.
Can Danny D., an affable Brit blessed with a huge schlong, hope to sell a straight porn movie based on his name recognition? No. But he should. (Porn is Unfair.)
Or, well, we guess we’re actually mad at ourselves for not having met you by now, and we’re taking it out on you. We realize that’s not fair. But look at those m.f.-ing tits! How could you not have flaunted them in our face by now? Do you not know us at all?!
Yes, we’re halfway into the year, but that doesn’t mean it’s not a great time to appreciate some summery topless photos of Rhian Sugden as she steps out of the lad mags and into her 2012 calendar. Though to be fair, anytime is a great time for Rhian and her consummate titties.
Something about the romance of a dark ocean under a moonlit sky really brings out the elemental instincts of a person. Guys may be prone to barbaric torch-wrestling atop a rocky cliff, but the ladies — they know where it’s at. They slowly let down each other’s hair, then remove each other’s clothing, button by button, until they’re in nothing but bare skin.
The fingerbanger seems to believe one needn’t shout “There! There!” once the spot has been found — so she covers her ladyfriend’s mouth with one hand while the other takes care of spot-tickling business. Just go with that smooth fingerbanging flow, girl!
We know they say opposites attract, but both these sets of breasts are big and bountiful, and it makes sense to us that they wanna get it on.
Or, our new hero. And who doesn’t like a hero with colossal breasts and a penchant for getting down and dirty?
Just when you’ve got your lady love all tied up and feeling fine, the phone rings and — oh, guess you should see who it is. At least you got some lovin’ in. But if it were us, we’d let that thing keep ringing.
It’s been over a year since we last heard from Poppy, and what a shame that’s been. But here she is now, lighting up the pages of Page 3 in a scene of flowers and boobs and lovely things.
Perhaps it’s not the most clever title for a mondo-boobie showcase, but it’s accurate if nothing else. The eight fantastic breasts of these four ladies get unleashed in the pages of Nuts, and sweep our hearts away with them.
Welcome to the wizarding world of Danny D, Britain’s favorite male porn charmer with an 11-inch magic wand. Watch him work his sorcery — by jamming that cock up into some tight British pussy. We think that’s how it’s done.
We’re lucky back-to-school shopping in our day didn’t involve nude Emma Glover modeling backpacks. Because if that were the case, we probably would have ended up with four or five of them.
Despite a recent sex-tape scandal, we’re happy to see Tulisa still wears her heart on her panties. We were afraid she might have fallen prey to retaliatory prudishness — but, oh goody, we were proved wrong!
But as much as we love a good dance party, we’d have to choose a saucy romp in the hay as our personal preference. However — one truly can have it all, as evinced in this here scene that juxtaposes grinding on dirty club beats to a good old-fashioned sexcapade.