We apologize for being the bearers of bad gossip, but a recent storm of Twitpics prompted Kim Kardashian’s ex-publicist to ask the police (via Twitter, of course) to check on Amanda because he was worried about her. Then Jenny McCarthy chimed in. A few minutes ago, Amanda wrote a few nasty comments back at Jenny. We don’t understand what the big deal is–besides Amanda’s big boobs and a hint of nipple peeking out of her hair.

Wait, can we use Instagram as a verb? Anyway, Rihanna posted this photo to her Instagram account with the caption “I’m a fan of all my fans! They left the concert and went to #WERK #VIPtix #diamondsworldtour” but then took it down soon after. People saw the nipple piercing (which is beautiful) and then instantly assumed it was RiRi’s. But we know better than that–we know there should’ve been a tattoo beneath those boobs!

If only we lived in a world where this was the normal response to having hundreds of thousands of people pay attention to you. Nielsen ratings go up? Show your tits. Elected president? Titty time. Special message from the International Space Station? Floating boobs. Adrianne Curry is trying to change the world, and we deeply appreciate that.

They’re really nice boots, Rihanna! They’re so round and bouncy and fleshy, we just wanna squeeze ‘em and chomp on ‘em and never let them go. And the way that thong disappears between them, and that spot where they meet the thighs–yeah, that’s the stuff right there.

This celeb just got finished with a long, hard workout, and she wants to get clean. However, she doesn’t want to do it alone. Who could this possibly be, and what are the chances that she’ll be near enough for you to go and loofah her back?

Stoya has taken over the @Fleshbot Twitter account! She’s answering all of your questions until 3pm EST today. Make sure to stop by and see what she says!

Glamour models have to rep themselves, you know? It’s not just about connecting with fans or announcing an upcoming spread, it’s about telling the world, “Yo, this is what’s up. This is my mighty rack, and if it could tweet itself, it would, but it can’t.” Jodie can’t type with her tits and you should respect that.

Stoya will be taking over the Fleshbot Twitter next Sunday (10/28) for an exclusive Q&A with her fans. Make sure to follow us to stay up to date on the invasion, as well as keep up with our hottest posts.

How great would it be to not have to leave your feed to get the latest in sexy news? Pretty great, right? Fortunately for you, Fleshbot has invaded your social media!

Lauren McCubbin–who you may know from, uh, a billion things, but we remember her best as the illustrator for Michelle Tea’s graphic novel “Rent Girl”–recently posted a picture of a painting she’s working on to her Twitter account. It’s Arabelle Raphael, bound and masked, being buzzed to an explosive, open-mouth orgasm with the help of a friend. It’s breathtaking!

The “Modern Family” star had a major wardrobe malfunction at the Emmys mere minutes before her show won for Outstanding Comedy and she had to be on stage, but she had a friend sew everything up by the time the big moment came. So how did we learn about this? Sofia tweeted her own butt!

Nadine is best known from “My Name is Earl,” on which she played the gorgeous housekeeper of Earl and Randy’s motel, but you may also know her as Rodney Ruxin’s wife on “The League” or from her appearance on the short-lived “Charlie’s Angels” series. We’d mention her recurring role on “Hart of Dixie,” but we doubt there’s significant overlap between those who read Fleshbot and those who watch The CW. Anyway, here’s Nadine covering up her boobs and missing a tiny spot!

We don’t know what led up to the taking of this picture or what combination of errors resulted in it being posted on her Twitter for the whole world to see, but we do know that Alison Pill handled it like a boss. She didn’t say she got hacked, she simply took the picture down and then acknowledged that the snafu happened. That, and the fact that she has beautiful breasts, makes us admire Alison ever so much.

Coco isn’t the only girl we like to stalk follow on Twitter; we have a whole roster of babes we like to keep a lusty eye on! Joanna Krupa is another such gal, and behold, she sometimes like to bust out a few choice Victoria’s Secret poses for the public.

Sunday means different things to different people, and for Daisy Fuentes, Sunday is all about relaxing by the pool with Carley Adams, taking pictures with Instagram, and showing off body parts via Twitter. From now on, we’re going to make this our Sunday tradition, too.

The last time we saw Bar Refaeli, she was selling us on the joys of men’s underwear…by taking a bath. We’re not a hundred percent sure what this latest photo shoot is about–but we do know that we like her current get up very, very much.

She’s a model, a singer, a reality star, and a Bollywood actress, and now Sherlyn Chopra is adding another title to her sexy CV: Playboy Playmate. Chopra says she’s “proud to be the first Indian to do it. The youth is racing towards liberalisation, and that`s why being unconventional in your choices is no longer a taboo.” Sherlyn, we just want to say that you can make conventional, unconventional, or even convection choices, and we will always think you are so fine.

Joseline Hernandez, one of the stars of VH1′s reality show “Love & Hip Hop,” has been dealing with a strange rash of trolls claiming that she’s transgendered. How did Joseline respond? By tweeting a full body nude picture with the caption “I am 100% women I’m clearly perfect cause that’s

BiBi Jones, one of the beautiful Digital Playground contract stars, spends all day naked and having sex on camera, and then she goes home, takes pictures of her body in the mirror, and tweets them to her followers. The way we see it, there are two possible explanations: either she loves her fans dearly, or she needs nudity to live.

Our brains are so not capable of handling this right now. It’s 2012, we’re waiting to see what’s up with the myriad doomsday theories going on, we can barely focus on what porn films are coming out next week, and Kate Upton is giving us sneak previews of what the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue holds in store. How are we supposed to think straight when her nipples are visible through that inner tube? Also, that is not a swimsuit, Kate Upton. That’s an inner tube.