Tag Archives: Twistys
Beautiful Masturbator, Wake Unto Me
Taylor Vixen, when you masturbate we hear a choir of angels singing, descending with their harps to strum a hauntingly divine melody. Also when you masturbate, with those lovely red lips parted just so, whilst floating down with our harp we kind of want to descend our cock into your mouth. We really think it would elevate the whole scene, you know? We wouldn’t interrupt that gorgeousity going on with your hands and pretty pussy; we’d just give you a bit more to consider. We think we could give you a very thought-provoking smack to the booty as well. We’re full of captivating plans!
Five Porn Companies One Porn Megacompany Desperately Wants To Sign Courtney Stodden
If you read TMZ (and if you do, why?), you may have come under the impression yesterday that there is a full on war for the porn debut of Courtney Stodden (a barely legal lass best known for marrying a semi-famous dude three times her age). Why, the gossip rap breathlessly reported, a full five porn companies started throwing porn contracts at the young lady the minute she turned eighteen. Which would be sort of interesting, we suppose, were it not for the fact that all five porn companies are, in fact, owned by one single parent company.
