Cassidy loves Trinity's healing touch!
Sending love to Houston....
If you’ve ever known an actor, you know that they all have a ritual they do before they go on stage or in front of a camera. Sometimes it’s rather ordinary, like wearing their “lucky” underwear and sometimes it’s kind of crazy, like pacing backwards while gargling sparkling water. But, if you are going to be a porn, who would one prepare for that? Good thing Wood Rocket was wondering the same thing.
Are you ready for the most classiest, smartest, most richest porn parody ever to be made? If you’re not than you’re a dummy loser that doesn’t know high class and should be fired from life. Get ready everyone, the Donald Trump porn parody will soon be upon us. No doubt it will be the most successful porn parody ever.
Marketed as "The ultimate gadget for guys who want to upgrade their orgasm!", The Handie is quickly becoming a household name. Yeah, I went there. This bad boy is said to assist men in having the most intense orgasm of their lives though, so I think it's alright to call it a necessity. Is this real life?
Porn teaches us so much. Did you know that routine discrimination by uniformly hot girls against negligibly smaller uniformly hot girls was a thing? Neither did we until "Revenge of the Petites."
We all make mistakes in relationships, it's natural and inevitable. We're just lucky that we're not dating girls like Anikka Albrite, Cassandra Nix, and Trinity St. Clair; you make one false move and they'll be serving up revenge on a silver vagina. These females are cold! (And that's why we love them!)
If porn goes the way of everything else in the world, it won't be long until titles like this are abolished. Think about it: Cookie Monster eats veggies now. By 2013, you'll be watching something called "Kale-Eating Cuckolds" and pining for the day when it was acceptable to show a girl rubbing her clit with a lollipop.
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