Earlier this week we were celebrating the joys of tiny tits... And now we're going to counter that equally valued, equally loved boobage with the mondo-breasts of porn. Everywhere you look it's like, "Daaaaamn." These things ain't messin' around -- but we'd like to mess around with them.
There are lots of things people say about blondes, but we can take or leave all that jazz. To us, flowing blonde tresses make us think of fairytale princesses with dragons for neighbors, beautiful and dainty as a butterfly, stuck up in their castle towers sighing out the window. We think it the happiest ending when Prince Charming comes -- and then comes all over them. Now there's a bedtime story!
For a few months, Trina Michaels was actually The Girl Next Door (for me, anyway), and there couldn't have been a more appropriate Porn Valley neighbor. "Trina Michaels: Cock Star" is a great compilation of the fearless Michaels' scenes.
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