Double-D-Lightful: Top Ten Megaboob Sex Videos

Jul 26, 13 Double-D-Lightful: Top Ten Megaboob Sex Videos

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Earlier this week we were celebrating the joys of tiny tits… And now we’re going to counter that equally valued, equally loved boobage with the mondo-breasts of porn. Everywhere you look it’s like, “Daaaaamn.” These things ain’t messin’ around — but we’d like to mess around with them.

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Dirty, Dirty Princess: Top Ten Blonde Sex Videos

May 10, 13 Dirty, Dirty Princess: Top Ten Blonde Sex Videos

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There are lots of things people say about blondes, but we can take or leave all that jazz. To us, flowing blonde tresses make us think of fairytale princesses with dragons for neighbors, beautiful and dainty as a butterfly, stuck up in their castle towers sighing out the window. We think it the happiest ending when Prince Charming comes — and then comes all over them. Now there’s a bedtime story!

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You Are More Than A “Cock Star,” Trina Michaels

For a few months, Trina Michaels was actually The Girl Next Door (for me, anyway), and there couldn’t have been a more appropriate Porn Valley neighbor. “Trina Michaels: Cock Star” is a great compilation of the fearless Michaels’ scenes.

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Relaxation Is Only Two Titties Away

After a hard day of work, Tom Byron likes to head to his favorite bar, sit in his favorite spot, and stick his cock between his favorite bartender’s huge titties. Everybody has their routine, you know? Some people smoke a little weed, some people bang the busty bartender, and we’re pretty sure that Tom Byron does both... read more

Lily LaBeau Sees Red In "Pretty Tied Up"

A little consensual smacking around never hurt anyone. Pretty Tied Up Studio: Adam & Eve Director: Derrick Pierce Starring: Skylar Price, Trina Michaels, Lily Labeau, Derrick Pierce, Kortney Kane, Bridgette B, Isis Love, Christian, James Deen, Mr. Pete Review by: Gram Ponante Director Derrick Pierce is a solid, affable, and... read more

Sophie Dee & Trina Michaels (Ass Titans)

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Lust Is My Co-Pilot: "Seven Deadly Sins"

If one must go to Hell, the road there should be paved with as much sex and related tawdriness as to make at least the first few licks of flame worthwhile. That said, I’d rename this movie “Seven Fun Misdemeanors.” Paul Chaplin’s Seven Deadly Sins Studio: Bluebird Films Director: Paul Chaplin Starring: Paul... read more

"Lex on Blondes," Carpet, Jenna Lovely

There is a slight chance that Miss Jenna Lovely is not a real blonde, though she is lovely. And that is reason enough for Lexington Steele to be on her. “But if Jenna Lovely isn’t a natural blonde,” you’re asking, “how can I ever trust porn again?” Listen, Billy: would it be kicking you when... read more

Hustler Exposes Bossy MILF Dark Side With Sexy Sequel

When it comes to getting hard cock crammed all up in creamy cracks, age is just a number. Just because these ladies are MILFs, that doesn’t mean that they crave throbbing fuck stick any less. Far from it! If anything, they crave it more, because they know what they’re missing, all couped up in their suburban houses, far... read more

Stormy Daniels, “Reinvented”

Anything that features both the luscious beauty Stormy Daniels and the stunning Alektra Blue really doesn’t need much of an introduction. Which is a shame, because their latest movie “Reinvented” is both clever and well made. Much of the story line, which features Stormy playing the pretty, dedicated, hard-working... read more

Pornstars Duke It Out In Sin City’s “Royal Rumble”

June gloom getting you down? Are you itching for a fight? How about a “Royal Rumble”? Sin City‘s latest features a baker’s dozen of piping fresh pornstars battling it out for porn supremacy. Thomas Jefferson (who knew a thing or three about Royal Rumbles himself) once suggested that the tree of liberty must... read more

Sasha Grey & Sunny Lane Do More Than Genuflect In “King of Coochie 4”

The royal treatment continues as promised, with a little help from Sasha Grey and Sunny Lane. You know we only save the best for your weekend amusement. Come on, now! So Sunny Lane and Sasha Grey join Rachel Roxxx, Chelsie Rae, Trina Michaels, and oh-so-lovely Lexi Belle in comprising the cast of Tom Byron‘s latest masterpiece... read more

Rocking The Gapes In “Tunnel Butts 2”

Spelunkers, big booty connoisseurs, and anal cavity stretching enthusiasts worldwide; rejoice at our super-exclusive sneak preview of “Tunnel Butts 2.” Rolie rocks the gapes with a little help from some grade A anal fuck bunnies. Post volume one, we’ve learned to skip the subtext and just keep things surface model... read more

Trina Michaels vs Dia Zerva (Ultimate Surrender)

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Hillary Scott Is Just A Girl With A Dream… And A Four Disc DVD

The cover of “Icon” informs us of two very important things. The first is that Hillary Scott is “just a girl with a dream”–what, precisely, that dream is is not explained, but we suspect that it has something to do with cocks. Secondly, the cover informs us that an icon is “one who is the object... read more

Going to Vegas next week? Then you’re invited (sorta) to Trina Michaels‘ wedding! She’s renewing her vows with her husband right before the AVN Awards where she’ll find out if she’s the Unsung Starlet of the Year. Do you think she’s nervous about that first night of the honeymoon?... read more

The Other Side of the "Pussy Party"

When one reads the words “Pussy Party”, there is a one piece of anatomy that should engorge and glisten in the reader’s recollection. Well, that concept was turned on its ass this week when Cousin Stevie et al devoted the latest installment of the years-old series to the butt. There are no better exemplars of why... read more

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Phallix’ Dildo Bong

The delicious Trina Michaels is the type of person we of a certain age called “straight edge”; she doesn’t drink, she doesn’t smoke. What does she do? Well, she has sex for money and she stretches her acting chops by posing convincingly with glass dildos that are also bongs. Now that you think of it, you... read more

Popshots of the Week!

We resolved this week not to let Queen Latifah know that porn directrix Chi Chi LaRue tossed around more “bitches” and “whores” in five minutes than 2 Live Crew did in a career. We learned that Trina Michaels is a favorite of the parking class. And we watched in amazement as Ange Venus, above, channeled... read more

Porn Valley Dispatch: The Boobs of Marco Banderas

Omnipresent and affable porn hombre Marco Banderas is getting ready to launch his website. His website, do you get it? Yet the horrible, objectifying double standard of the porno-industrial complex requires that the noble Spaniard Photoshop himself smaller in his own promo material, making him look tiny in comparison to Trina... read more