The TSA recently mentioned that you’re allowed to bring sex toys in your carry-on luggage. Even though the higher-ups say it’s ok to bring “whips, chains, leashes, restraints and manacles,” the agents on the ground might not get the message. Let’s plan for some awkwardness, shall we? Unless you’re looking
Over the past few weeks, we’ve heard a great deal of talk about TSA’s awful new screening policies. Now, we’re seeing a few brave souls actually taking action. On a recent trip through SeaTac security, pornographer Furrygirl got totally transparent. But, oddly enough, the very same people who usher travelers
Don’t get me wrong: you pay to fuck the Hungarians, and they are paid to fuck you, on a Porn Week vacation. But something about the convivial atmosphere makes it seem a lot more friendly. I’ve covered Porn Week vacations before, and the variable that makes them more compelling as
Valentine’s Day is only a few days away, have you made plans yet? Why not escape with a loved one (that includes your hand) on one of these glamorous, amorous vacations? And hey, even if it’s a little late for Valentine’s, you can still make that special someone happy for
We loved that SFW porn video Diesel made for their “Dirty Thirty” ad campaign, and it looks like the naughty fun won’t be stopping there: click the thumbnail to enjoy their newest spot advertising their 30th birthday celebrations in Amsterdam. Dutch wives, indeed. . . . • Diesel XXX Amsterdam
If you were an alien being who landed on Earth and somehow ended up learning everything about human sexual behavior from the clips currently on view as part of VBS.tv’s Sex Week programming, you might beam back to your home planet with the impression that earthlings only got their kicks
Had we known that San Francisco had lesbians in it, we would have stopped there on our way to this weekend’s Sausalito Chili Cook-Off. But we must leave it to the intrepid Madison Young as she plumbs the depths, or somethings the something, of the Bay Area lesbian scene in
The media may continue to debate whether topless sunbathing is still in fashion or not, but given that some Las Vegas hotels are having no trouble finding customers willing to pay to watch topless strippers lounge by the pool it looks like there are some places where it will never
Over a year after one NYC boutique hotel started offering room service sex toys, the hot new gimmick that hotels are using to gouge you on pointless amenities customize your lodging experience are sex kits that you can buy at the mini-bar, including condoms and massage oils. Heck, just being
American Airlines has only been testing their new wi-fi internet service on 15 flights a day, but the flight attendants union is already asking how they can tone down the porn. Gee, if only they could have used the plane’s radar to see that one coming a mile away. (dallasnews.com)
Talk about a rough vacation: all the guests get food poisoning in the hotel restaurant, a family is accused of stealing towels when they try to check out, then security guards shoot a teenage girl in the face with a stun gun, leading to an all-out brawl by the front
Now that all the airlines are looking to add in-flight internet service, the biggest question on everyone’s mind is, of course, who is going to be responsible for telling the guy in 18-B to turn down the volume on “Cum Fart Tsumani“. Although it could give a whole new meaning
Maybe if we can tear ourselves away from the AVN Expo the next time we’re in Vegas we’ll check out the new Erotic Heritage Museum for ourselves–but for now we’ll just have to trust the word of people who have actually been there. Although it’s not hard to believe that
Like the good car-obsessed Americans that we are, we enjoy a good road trip. There is nothing more fun than hitting the open road and cruising across the highways and byways of this great land of ours, especially in the wide open West. Actually, there is one thing that is
We’re frantically shopping last-minute airfares to Las Vegas so we can take in the grand opening of Harry Mohney’s Erotic Heritage Museum this weekend: it will open this Saturday for artists, city officials, and critics with the official opening for the general public on Sunday. According to the org’s website,
There are no strip clubs in the state of Iowa, only “art centers” where women sometimes dance naked. Unfortunately, sometimes those women are 17 years old and happen to be the niece of a county sheriff, which leads to a whole heap of trouble. Man, we do not get modern
We just found out that next weekend is the fifth annual China Adult-Care Expo–which sounds kinda boring until you realize that “Adult-Care” actually means “sex toys.” Who cares about that whole Olympics thing anyway? And anyone have an extra ticket to Shanghai they want to share with us? (shanghaiist.com)
Will Marriott Hotels get rid of hotel porn-on-demand in response to a decade’s worth of complaints by religious conservative groups? How are we supposed to masturbate on vacation if that happens? Oh wait, they’ll still have that internet thing available. Nevermind, then. (thesmartset.com, via The Frisky)
