We’re so serious about this that we couldn’t even think of a funny title for this post. Chloe Sevigny doesn’t show much skin, but she does pull her panties to the side and demand that her man fucks her in the ass. Could this be the hottest scene on television this year? (By the way, happy solstice!)

Oh sure, it seems like a lot of fun to watch Billy Castro strut his charming ass around town and make beautiful babes squirt like crazy, but wait until all of San Francisco has been flooded by a combination of bay water and lady come, and only Billy and his satisfied lovers are left floating on a raft above the mayhem. Does that sound fun to you?

Things we know: Chloe Sevigny is gorgeous, her breasts look fantastic, and even a Pinocchio nose doesn’t detract from her beauty. Things that we want to know: how do you feel about a cisgender actor playing a transgender person, and how do you feel about Chloe’s portrayal of the anguish experienced when one’s body doesn’t match one’s identity?

Guess what just became a little more awesome? Television! Paul Abbott, the creator of “Shameless,” just came out with a six-part drama starring Chloe Sevigny as a contract killer who gets word from a cancer-stricken ex-girlfriend that she fathered a son eleven years ago. How cool does that sound? A daring actor, an original concept, and nudity? We must’ve done something nice to deserve all this!