Of course we’re big (huge, even) fans of cock ’round here, but sometimes it’s nice to indulge in all the things babes can do just with each other. As it turns out, there’s plenty! We imagine ambrosial delights in flowered fields seen through Vaseline-coated lenses… But, uh, these babes seem to have missed that memo because they’re going hard and fast as any strongman out there. We always liked girls who could play rough.

We guess it just goes to show that, beyond the visage of a soft-spoken, polite young lady, there just may be a riotous tiger waiting to devour any babely pussy in its path. Oh, how it makes our heart aflutter! Aflutter for the kind of ravaging that only a cunt-hungry slut can provide. It’s a jungle out there… and we wouldn’t mind being thrown to these beasts.

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As soon as some warm weather rolls around, we’re going to get a bunch of our friends together and have a good old fashioned water war. It’s been a while since we used any squirt guns, and our pumping muscles have atrophied from age, so we’re thinking of upgrading to “Squirt Machines 2.” Dani Daniels will make a formidable weapon on the battlefield (of the local park).

The hard part is fashioning a sling that will allow us to comfortably lug Dani around without the need of a second carrier. It’s like, come on, this isn’t World War II; we can’t be looking like those retro machine gunner teams with their ammo belts and whatnot. We’re trying to ejaculate a woman at our closest friends and maybe some park rangers, we don’t want to embarrass ourselves.

Someone who never gets embarrassed: Veronica Avluv. That woman is welcome at black tie events whether she’s dressed to the nines or freshly-fucked and covered in come. What is it about her that makes her so touchably untouchable? It’s the MILF swagger, without a doubt: Toni Ribas and Mr. Pete can’t resist her vibe, especially not when she’s all decked out in her delicates with her tits popping out of her bra like, “Good morning, world!” Even when she has two dicks in her mouth playing Monkey in the Middle with her tongue, she has both poise and power. Does she have it when the boys doubly penetrate her? You can be the judge of that. We don’t know if her hair is messy from sweat or sprayback from the squirting, but she looks so fine when she’s disheveled.

Elsewhere in Threesomeville, Angelina Valentine and Tory Lane are drenching Toni in their lady juices. Both of these ladies are industry veterans who are well-known for their aggression, nastiness, and general love of all things gushy, and they demonstrate their years of experience here, by nearly ripping Toni apart at the seams. We’re specifically thinking of that one picture of Tory sucking Toni’s nut like she’s trying to turn him into taffy; it makes us nervous, but that’s what happens when Toni makes two crazy fuckfiends squirt all over the place. It does something to their brains.

The only gal in the film who doesn’t do anal is Dani Daniels, but what she lacks in ass access she more than makes up for with hard dick riding and bountiful ejaculating. The back of the box tells us, “Dani learns she’s a gusher!” and we must admit it confuses us some. Dani has squirted before, at least on four other occasions! Perhaps the term “gusher” refers to the quantity of come that issues forth from her pussy. If anybody is going to draw the deluge from her, it’s Toni Ribas. (Damn, that guy is all over this film. Lucky bastard!)

Maybe we should get Toni to teach us the finer points of squirt-inducing before we go renting Dani for the day. Or better yet, we should get one of those Fucking Machines and hook it up to the girls from “Squirt Machines 2″ and then we’ll own the battlefield! Or at least we’ll water the grass thoroughly.

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Tory Lane in one word: ravenous. The girl is insatiable, always on the prowl for body parts, and every time she steps into a scene, she fucks like she’s trying to get the antidote out of the bottom of her partner’s balls. We honestly can’t think of a single scene in which this lady gives less than 100%.

1. Anal Boot Camp: This is one of Tory’s more recent movies, and we love it because she dresses up like a drill sergeant named “Sgt. Kickass” and screams at butts. No foolies. With the help of Nacho Vidal, Tory trains Amy Brooke’s ass to make it a lean, mean, dick-taking machine (er, except it’s not very lean, but rather nicely plump). While Nacho is busy burying his bone, Tory makes life rough for Amy on the other side, gagging her with clothes, slapping her, and pushing her down hard on Nacho. Tory gets a little anal pleasure herself, but only so Amy can lick up the juices the drip from Tory’s pussy and ass. In the end, Tory whips out a strap-on and doubly penetrates Amy until Nacho pops in her mouth. Really, we have to give it up to Amy for enduring such a gauntlet of hard fucking.

2. Up That White Ass: You might disagree with us, but we think it’s hot when Tory gets so full of L.T.’s cock that she starts moaning like a drunk trombone. Also, we love that she can seamlessly go from calling him a motherfucker to encouraging him with “You’re doing it!” She’s a versatile lady.

3. Lexington Steele’s Heavy Metal VII: So, yeah, we kind of have a thing for Tory Lane fucking black guys. We can’t exactly say why we like watching it, but if we had to guess, we’d say it’s because Tory loves doing it. This scene is especially thrilling because it starts off with both of them masturbating and then quickly jumps to penetration; he’s rock hard, she’s dripping wet, and if they had to go through the usual routine of foreplay and oral, they’d probably explode. But no, they go straight to banging, feeding off each other’s energy, until Lex pops all over Tory’s face.

4. 2040: Yes, it’s the big orgy scene from “2040,” the one that won Best Group Sex Scene at the 2010 AVN Awards. It’s sort of a “Where’s Waldo?” situation here as it’s hard to see who is fucking what, but we’ll just tell you that Tory kicks the scene off by sucking Randy Spears’s dick, and we give her credit for instigating the whole shebang. And although you may not be able to see her at all times, you can definitely hear her moans ringing through the chorus.

5. No Warning 5: It seems like Tory Lane is taking a new direction with this scene at first. She’s wearing a fishnet outfit, Lexi Swallow is wearing a PVC suit, and even though Tory is fingering her pal with some vigor, it seems more like enthusiasm than it does her usual fury. Then they move into a 69 and Tory seems to realize that all she has to do is sit on Lexi’s face and pin her down, so she does, and just like that the old Tory comes out. She pulls out a cat o’ nine tails and lashes Lexi across the tits while holding her head, then she uses the whip handle as a dildo for Lexi’s pussy. Lexi asserts herself in the end and slaps Tory back a few times; you can tell Tory respects that because she lets Lexi fuck her in the ass with the handle until she comes.

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There comes a time when seasoned pornstars must pass the torch to the younger crowd and teach them what they know. It’s a special occasion, sacred even, and should not be interrupted for any reason. However, sometimes it’s fun to throw a dick in the mix and see what happens.

Orgasms! Lots of orgasms for everyone all over the place! Cooperation! Goals get achieved, couches get stained, faces get anointed with sticky white wisdom, and another generation of pornstars learns how to pave the way for those who come after them/on them.

Brynn Jay has never had sex with a boy on camera before, so if she’s going to tackle the terrible (in the Ivan the Terrible sense, which is a good thing) Erik Everhard, she’s going to need help. Enter Tory Lane: one of the nastiest babes to ever break hearts in Porn Valley. She puts Brynn on a leash to keep her close and slips a neon green thong on her ass to draw Erik’s eyes down to her twat, and slowly but surely, she impales her young protege’s face on Erik’s turgid cock until the tip is tapping at the back of her throat. Brynn is a natural at this business, playing with Erik’s balls as Tory serenades his glans with her tongue, and her hard work earns her a splash of semen across the cheek. Mazel tov on completing your first boy-girl scene, Brynn!

Even girls who are relatively comfortable banging dudes on camera can use a little guidance now and then; such is the case with Anikka Albrite (whose name is never spelled the same way twice). Julia Ann shows her how to handle the fat black cock of Marc Anthony with love and affection and an ample amount of spit. He’s supposed to be a famous rap star and she his personal assistant, but we don’t need any of that nonsense getting in the way of the blowjob sandwich they give him. On another note, we give them massive props for the pillow arrangement that allows Anikka to ride cowgirl and bury her face in Julia’s pussy at the same time. Playing with levels is some advanced pornstar knowledge, and we guarantee that Julia dropped it. (Ed. note: we can’t really guarantee that.)

The scenario for Tanya Tate and Maddy O’Reilly’s scene is that Maddy is dressing skankily and Tanya wants her to know that doing so has consequences. Is that a whiff of slut shaming we detect? We maintain that Maddy has the right to dress however she pleases without worrying about how men around her will react, but nonetheless, Tanya chokes her while Michael Stefano pounds her pussy from behind. Later, Maddy is made to sit with her open mouth at Tanya’s ass while Michael climbs his way to climax, so he may immediately jizz down her throat. We imagine this all would’ve happened even if Maddy were wearing a big, baggy jumpsuit.

All this torch passing in “Cougars, Kittens, and Cock 2″ makes us wonder why nobody ever bothers to train the cocks on camera. Don’t they need guidance, too? Double standards, yo.

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Picture it: a hot young ranger has been staking out an enemy camp for days, she’s low on food and water, and she still has to get in there and neutralize the general…with her ass. Not everybody is cut out for this kind of life, but some certainly are. They are the few, the proud, the well-lubricated, and with the help of a squad of roughneck rump wranglers, these young pornstars will have their patoots pounded into battle-ready booties.

For the record, “Anal Boot Camp” has nothing to do with that time that Adrianna Nicole had her foot set up camp inside Kelly Divine’s anus. That was “No Warning 6,” and it was beautiful, but that’s not what we’re here for.

We’re here to watch Tory Lane (a.k.a. Sgt. Kickass) and Nacho Vidal turn Amy Brooke into a lean, mean, cock-handling machine. The military decided to recruit Amy after she endured a backdoor dick assault in “Mandingo Massacre 4″, and the top brass gave her to Tory and Nacho because they are the toughest, nastiest, and have no problem screaming their lungs out at Amy’s bouncy butt. Before she gets anything in her ass, Amy is made to beg, grovel, lick boot, suck heel, and swallow cock while her mentors bark orders and slap her around. But Amy can take it–she can take anything! She can even take Tory’s strap-on attack and double penetration, and she responds to all the pounding and hair-pulling by squirting all over her superiors.

Lily Carter is headed for field duty, and it’s up to Eva Angelina (a.k.a. Sgt. Slaughter) to prepare her for the possibility that she may be captured by an enemy who will most definitely interrogate her by putting objects up her butt. Eva sets up a simulation for Lily, and she starts off by blindfolding the girl and pressing her mouth down around Mr. Pete’s turgid member before letting him taste, tease, and tap her tight ass. The simulation falls apart rather quickly as Eva gets jealous of Lily’s training and impales her own butt upon his wang; then the lesson is not about survival, but solidarity. When you see your comrade getting fucked in the ass, don’t just stand there and watch, but lick her pussy!

You might be wondering where all these male soldiers come from and who trains them; the answer is Lisa Ann (a.k.a. Major Pain). Critics say her recruitment techniques are a little sketchy, but if she has to go to low-income neighborhoods and stand around with her tits out in order to get warm bodies (and big dicks) to defend our country, we support her. In this movie, she gives a glimpse at how she disciplines three batches of new meat–Steve Holmes, Mark Wood, and Criss Strokes–with nothing more than a riding crop and an insatiable appetite for cock. Lisa begins with a blowbang, segues to spitroasting and double penetration, caps it all off with some airtight action, and then winds it down with more sucking and a triple shower of sperm on her huge knockers. Later, when the men have all fallen asleep from their nice little orgasms, Lisa Ann brainwashes them using techniques from Project MKUltra.

We hope the military doesn’t mind us telling you about that last part. We figured since “Anal Boot Camp” is completely uncensored, they wouldn’t mind us declassifying all this ass. We guess we’ll see what happens!

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It’s going to be a lovely event. Local organic restaurants will be catering, we have a jazz band playing from 9 until question mark, and all of the proceeds will be going to People Without Butts (it’s like Doctors Without Borders, but for butts). We’re sorry if you didn’t get an invitation, but it’s only because your rump was not deemed bodacious enough to sit amongst the rumps of Lisa Ann, Chanel Preston, Angel Vain, and others. No hard feelings?

To make it up to you, here a bunch of pictures from the last Booty Gala that Jules Jordan held. It’s tons of sexy, and yes, you will experience hard feelings (or wet feelings, depending on your equipment).

Chanel Preston–who is looking leggy and gorgeous as always–gets a knock at her back door and it turns out to be Manuel Ferrara! It’s not necessarily surprising since this guy is all about fitting his cock in tight spaces, but Chanel nonetheless puts a big gasp on her face. We think it’s more due to the way Manuel is casually chomping on her shoulder while spooning. Cannibalism aside, Manuel is a focused man, and he devotes all of his energy to Chanel’s ass, working more and more of his insanely thick dick inside her until he hits the limit, withdraws, and creates an impressive gape. Solid work from these two; solid work and strange bite marks.

Tory Lane knows that the theme of this show is “The Ass,” but she doesn’t much care for rules. She has Mr. Pete and Steve Holmes in tow, and she intends to fit both of them in both of her holes. Our pornstar friends tell us that Steve Holmes makes an excellent anchor when you’re doing a double penetration scene, and Tory clearly agrees; Holmes always has his ass on the couch while Mr. Pete gets to pound away at whatever Tory presents. Yes, Tory is quite generous with her body, and when she rides Steve, she really puts her back into it, but someone needs to give this guy a little standing time, you know? We want him to feel valued. That’s why we’ve decided that March 9th will forever be National Double Penetration Anchor’s Day!

Let’s talk about Lisa Ann for a moment. We love her. We especially love the picture of her in which she’s half-naked and somewhat smugly holding her boobs. That’s the cool thing about Lisa Ann: she knows she’s the shit, and she’ll prove it all over your face. Fortunately, she doesn’t have to prove it with Manuel Ferrara (he fucks so many people in this movie; he fucks so many people in every movie) because they are more than familiar with each other’s anatomy. Lisa can have a nice leisurely sit on his dick, and she can fully appreciate every moment of complete ass fullness that comes her way.

We Fleshbot folk are usually all about open doors, free exchanges, and welcoming whoever wants to come in, but sometimes it pays to be exclusive! Case in point: “Anal Invitation” features some top shelf talent, and the riff raff will just have to buy the DVD. Oh, and Happy National Double Penetration Anchor’s Day!

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Lisa Ann, Tory Lane, Chanel Preston, Courtney Cummz, Angel Vain

Emphatically yes. It’s “The Brother Load 3,” after all, and if Jenna Presley isn’t going to step up and take her Niagara-sized load of jizz to the face, then the burden will fall on Kristina Rose or Kagney Linn Karter, who will be more than happy for the extra drenching. Then Jenna will just feel left out. No fun.

But don’t worry! Jules Jordan promises us “Every scene ends in bukkake!” and Jenna Presley is no slouch when it comes to bathing in baby batter. Everything will be just fine. STOP PANICKING ABOUT THE CUMSHOT ALREADY.

As you can tell from these photos, Jenna isn’t just going to lie there and take the jizz, she’s actively seeking it out with her tongue and cheek muscles. She sucks Prince Yahshua’s cock so hard that she nearly inhales his soul. Jenna makes it up to him with a round of slow quaking cowgirl action that leaves Yahshua ready to burst all over her face. She takes it with a smile and lets her jizz run down her bolo tie as well. Bolo ties: very hot.

This isn’t the first time Kristina Rose and Lexington Steele have gone at it, but when you’re shtupping Lex, every time feels like the first time. She’s familiar with the way his pendulous pole pushes her asshole wide open, and she has the preparation and control to take him balls-deep in her ass, but it looks like Kristina forgot the kind of pressure that he puts on her pussy. Even when she’s calling the shots and riding on top, Kristina can only fit half of his hard-on before she starts wailing, wallowing in the ache that accents the orgasm washing over her.

Let us not forget Tory Lane, a woman with the concentration and capacity to take both Prince Yahshua and Wesley Pipes on a double penetration adventure. Her crotchless panties make spitroasting a cinch, but the boys grow tired of banging either end of Tory, and when she goes to mount Wesley, Yahshua comes from behind, wrenches her arm behind her back, and slides his cock in her ass. The load they produce gives Tory full-on Santa Claus face. You find that hot, right? Santa Claus face? We hope so.

All in all, “The Brother Load 3″ is a nice return to the days when porn was all about excess. There are no plots of intrigue, no clever cinematography, and no pointlessly rough nonsense. Instead, we deal with excess and abundance: big body parts, big scenes, and big jizz showers raining down on big smiles. God bless porn that makes you feel full and sleepy after you’re done.

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Look at her, just waiting there with her leopard panties and sparkly high heels on, ready to pounce on any Spanish porn legend who threatens the borders of Porn Valley. If Nacho Vidal thinks he can just saunter his big cocked self in here, he’s got another thing coming.

Yep, there goes our girl Kagney! She’s heading straight for Nacho and… she’s fucking him? Maybe she’s just softening him up, making him drop his guard by dropping her panties. No. No, we take it back. She’s just having a really good time riding his dick. Nacho even gets Kagney’s knees behind her head and holds her in a full Nelson while she rocks against his lap. All right, well, Kagney, you’ve failed to keep Nacho from invading America, but you tried your hardest to…come all over his cock. Sigh. Whatever, good job. Your check is in the mail.

Ok, well, maybe we can get Kristina Rose on the job! She knows Krav Maga and Muay Thai, it’s been said that her only weakness is a love of anal sex. But surely Nacho Vidal doesn’t know her secret, and if he did, there’s no way he would get close enough to spread her cheeks apart, slip his cock in her butt, and grab a fistful of her hair as he pounds away. Right, Kristina?

Kristina has Nacho’s dick in her mouth at the moment, so we’ll give her a moment to answer.

If this is how it’s going to go down, then we’re going to bring out Tory Lane—not because we expect her to defeat Nacho Vidal, but because we know she’ll fuck him longer and harder than he can handle. She is formidable, and she has a fine ass; she is the ultimate warrior. Even when her corset has been pulled down and her eyeliner is melting off, Tory keeps going, pulling at Nacho’s thighs so he’ll fuck her faster and deeper. If Nacho survives this, we’ll simply have to surrender.

We’re not giving up because we fear “Nacho Invades America,” it’s just that we’re so proud of the guy for taking on all these ladies by himself! Nacho, here’s the key to the city. Don’t forget to lock up when you’re finished fucking all the females.

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And if you’re wondering why there’s a seemingly endless void behind Tory’s couch, it’s because she lives in a warehouse because she is so punk. She’s, like, watched “SLC Punk” twenty times and thinks Matthew Lillard is hot. (Tommy thinks so, too.)

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Don’t believe the naysayers. When you see Jenna Haze, Tory Lane, and Jenny Hendrix holding their assholes open, remember that they’re doing it because they’re proud. So show some respect!

Gaping isn’t just about showing off, it’s about having pride in the porn—it’s a badge of honor, a trophy, a sign that a pornstar is willing to push herself beyond the limits of her sphincter. If you don’t find can-do attitudes sexy, what do you find sexy?

Maybe we’re getting a little too aggressive here. “Big Fucking Assholes 2″ features Jenna Haze, Roxy Jezel, Melissa Lauren, Jasmine Byrne, Tory Lane, Annette Schwarz, Natalia, Angelina Crow, Aline, Dora Venter, and Jenny Hendrix. That’s eleven babes, some of them pairing up, many of them getting doubly penetrated, all of them gaping wider than opera singers.

We expect this kind of behavior from Jenna Haze; she always seems to get down on herself if she’s not pushing the envelope (how we love when she gets down… on herself). So it only seems natural that she should lock herself in a jail cell with Mr. Pete and Erik Everhard, two lonely men who want nothing more than to split her in half.

If you think Jenna has it rough, get a load of Tory Lane. She looks all cool and in control with that cat o’ nine tails in her hand, but can she keep that cool when three men put an airtight stopcock seal on her? We love it when pornstars get all sweaty and wild and stuffed with cock.

But “Big Fucking Assholes 2″ isn’t all about unabashed hardcore mayhem, it also has a classy side. Take Aline and Annette Schwarz for example: they can play nicely with each other (thanks to a mask, leash, and slave cage) and then calmly spread their assholes open without even breaking a sweat. Poise and pussy make a lovely pair, don’t you think?

“Big Fucking Assholes 2″ comes out today from Jules Jordan. Won’t you give them a big fucking hand for all their hard work?

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Biker gangs, gun play, stunts, trick riding, special effects, fight scenes, super action, and hot sex with top shelf porn stars collide in this sprawling tale of club life. “Speed” is, in a word, perfect.

This mega epic starts with jessica drake being let out of prison and saying goodbye to her girls. The deputy walks her to the gate and wishes her good luck while Barrett Blade waits outside on his rice rocket, sent by her boyfriend to go get her. After some well-acted dialogue we jump to the action—Derrick Pierce fucking Alexis Texas and Briana Blair. The lovely ladies take turns sucking his lucky dick, then Briana climbs on and rides him cowgirl while Alexis makes out with her. There’s real chemistry between them all and before long Derrick lies Alexis on her back and pumps her sweet gash while Briana rides her face. This is how it always looks in our fantasies. Clearly master director Brad Armstrong is pulling from his vast personal experience and getting it just right. The girls ride him in just about every position they can then share his gushing load of thick cream.

The next sex scene? A raging biker party, populated with a huge cast of people and too many hot pornstars to count. It’s Tommy Gunn’s birthday, so Spyder Jones has the ladies put on a show for him while Barrett chews out jessica for arriving late. Cut back to the girls and it’s Alektra Blue, Angie Savage, Sandee Westgate, and Sophia Santi all making out on the main stage. Naturally, they all end up eating each other out and fingering one another and screaming. Words fail us once they get fully worked up. It’s like a fucking dream come true. The girls really keep the heat up even as they swap partners. It’s one magnificent pile of perfect pussy. Fans will be enjoying this scene over and over and over for years to come.

Up next? Keni Styles fucking Kaylani Lei and their Asa Akira, getting interrupted by some chick with an attitude. Soon it’s back to the full sex action as the ladies tag team the shit out of Keni and his English accent. The heat stays cranked up the whole scene and we’ve got another amazing threeway.

Later we’re given some mind blowing shots of a gang of twenty or more riders out doing stunts on the freeway, riding into the desert. It’s movie quality shooting so impressive we wonder how they accomplished it on a budget. Alektra plays flag girl for a race off that’s so well shot we thought we were watching a Bruckheimer flick at one point. Keni Styles emerges the winner and then Dale Dabone goes up against a Rough Ryder for round two while Tommy Gunn and Spyder Jones cheer him on. Dale blasts past him in a wheelie.

We jump forward to the fuck shack where everyone is getting freak nasty. Chocolate City never looked so sweet with three fine sisters blowing three big black fuck sticks. Jada Fire, Kayme Kai, and Marie Luv go at Mr. Marcus, Deep Threat, and Prince Yahshua. Everyone sticks to their own partner but the action is hot, if a little short.

Cut to Barrett in a diner with jessica as he flirts with Alektra Blue and Chanel Preston. They invite him to an orgy at an outdoor pool that night and he shows up all sorts of hungry for action. Next thing you know Chanel Preston is making out with jessica drake while Briana Blair blows Barrett Blade, Kaylani Lei blows Dale Dabone, Kirsten Price blows Mick Blue, Alektra Blue blows Bill Bailey, Tori Lane blows Sascha, and Misty Stone blows Marcus London. It’s a crazy out of control partner swapping orgy that rivals anything we’ve ever seen within minutes. Highlights include jessica drake doing a white hot double penetration (and taking both loads in her pretty mouth) and the wildest anal ever from Tory Lane.

The next morning Barrett wakes up with jessica in his trailer park and drives her into the middle of nowhere for a breakfast picnic—then grills her for a story about how she raced Manuel Ferrara and Tori Black in their Bentley then went home and fucked their brains out. Luckily we get to see what he can only imagine happened, and it is another absolutely insane sex scene.

Bikers line the 3rd Street Bridge in Downtown Los Angeles doing stunts before Kirsten and jessica race off to a tie. Derrick and Keni race and when Derrick wins Kaylani gives him the eye so Keni tells Derrick he can have her after a little shoving match. Derrick takes a romantic music video ride with Kaylani around downtown to a pop music montage that ends when he literally rides into his own living room. Derrick wastes little time on the small talk before getting his cock into her mouth. He bangs her while she screams at the top of her lungs then pops in her pretty face.

The next morning as they’re leaving Keni has his boys spray the two of them in a biker drive uzi drive by that leaves Kaylani in the street and Derrick wounded. Kirsten goes running to Brad and has a melt down about wanting out before she gets shot. She makes Brad promise to let her Daddy go and when he does she tells him that Spyder, Alektra, Dale, and Tommy are planning a big heist of 1.2 million from someone.

Brad Armstrong rides up sporting a mohawk to Kirsten’s shop and demands some parts. Turns out he’s the “point man” for the police she is working with. He immediately gets into it with Derrick Pierce, then man handles Kirsten once everyone has bailed. The rough stuff turns her on and soon they are going for it right at the shop. Brad rails Kirsten’s tight little pink snatch nice and deep in a couple positions then she rides him until he is ready to give up the joy juice.

Then we cut to Barrett and jessica having beers and talking philosophy in an oil field. Before you can say “What if?”, they’re fucking right on the bike—in high definition. She blows him in slow motion, which looks like it feels amazing. Barrett eats her pussy like it’s the finest one in the land, and who knows, maybe it is. They fuck in several positions and he blows his load all over her, then lets her suck him clean as she laughs. It’s true love.

Tommy Gunn and Alektra Blue argue about the big job they’re about to pull and that leads to them confessing wanting to screw each other for years—so they do. Alektra is like a wild animal in heat the way she goes after him. She practically rips her clothes off as they start to make out. Then sucks him until his dick is hard as marble. She does all the work, riding him in several positions before letting him take her ass. Once he’s all the way up her tiny backdoor she starts writhing around and screaming about how she’s coming her brains out. Tommy pulls out, rips the condom off, and unloads in her ass crack.

After robbing an armored car, Spyder celebrates the old fashioned way: by banging Devon Lee and Shyla Stylez on a bed of cash, pouring liquor into their mouths before feeding them cock. He gets in deep with both ladies, enjoying his time with them before they go and double cross him and it all goes to hell. We don’t want to spoil the ending for you, but for those who are worried, we will let you know that, amidst all the chaos, Barrett and jessica ride off into the sunset, free from all of it.

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This year has seen some of the best (and most original) parodies ever imagined. With its attention to detail, costumes, special effects, and raw overload of sex, “BatFXXX: Dark Night Parody” shines like a crown jewel among them.

Fans of the recent Batman series from “Inception” director Christopher Nolan will appreciate the extra effort that went into capturing the spirit of the movie. Comic book geeks and DC aficionados will enjoy the overall verisimilitude, as well as getting to (finally) watch reasonable facsimiles of their favorite characters do what they always dreamed: get down and fuck like wild animals. Porn fans will appreciate the double disc four hour movie with its ten sex scenes, mostly featuring multiple couplings, packed to the brim with big name girls they’ve been fantasizing about all year long.

Paul Chaplin apes a chilling recreation of Ledger’s twisted clown as the Jo-kerr while Nick “Dropping Loads” Manning serves perfectly as Billionaire Bruce/The Bat—capturing the essence better than Christian Bale (or Abed from “Community”) without even breaking a sweat. Then there’s Madelyn Marie, who could easily breath life back into every sexual fantasy worth recalling from our childhood. Her portrayal of a kinky latex of Katwoman sears itself into the deepest levels of your pleasure centers and demands you pay it tribute over and over again, like a viral marketing wet dream.

The three fight for control of the overrun, bleak dystopia of Gothard City. The Jo-kerr steals the latest sex potion created by Poisen Ivy, played by the luscious Tory Lane, to unleash on the unsuspecting population. Only the dashing Bat and his trusty assistants Robina (Krissy Lynn) & Bat Chick (Isis Love) can save Gothard’s citizens from Jo-kerr’s evil scheme. Naturally the sex filled struggle reaches a heated climax in an nut busting twelve person orgy featuring Madelyn Marie in the kinky latex of Katwoman, Brynn Tyler riding the sybian and Isis Love squirting all over the place like the fountain of youth.

With ten sex scenes, “Bat FXXX” stars handfuls of adult stars, including Madelyn Marie, Krissy Lynn, Isis Love, Carolyn Reese, Bobbi Starr, Dani Jensen, Phoenix Marie, Yurizan Beltran, Katie Kox, Jenny Hendrix, Brynn Tyler, Nika Noire, Jazy Berlin, Brooke Haven, Brooke Banner, Dylan Ryder, Mason Moore, Madison Fox, Tory Lane, Lexi Belle, Scarlett Fay, Jamey Janes, Andy San Dimas, Alexa Nicole, Persia Pele, Mulani Rivera, Breanne Benson, Blake Rose, and Kristina Rose.

“Bat FXXX: Dark Night Parody” comes out September 20, 2010 from Bluebird Films. We hope this exclusive sneak peek can hold you over until then. To see all of the trailers head over here.

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We’ve always known Alektra Blue liked girls. It’s not a big secret. What we didn’t know was how much she likes ‘em. It took Brad Armstrong’s latest Sapphic-centric release “Lust” to really given us an appreciation.

“Lust” is a high definition tribute to Alektra Blue’s insatiable appetite for succulent juicy pink snatch. Coming from the man who brought the world “FUCK,” this all makes sense. He’s keeping it simple, stupid. Certainly by now Brad Armstrong has proven himself ten times over as an auteur…but for those who might still have lingering doubts, allow this elegant offering to settle any confusions in your small brains.

Brad uses Alektra’s “lust” as the vehicle to walk us through a wonderland of visually stunning environments filled with heaven-sent honeys hell bent on licking up every curve and inch, every last nook and cranny of decadent loveliness.

Alektra Blue goes at it with Asa Akira and Breanne Benson. Then Alektra takes on beautiful little Charlie Laine and Jessica Lynn. By this point we were totally sold, but it just didn’t end. Next up Alektra Blue takes on former Club Jenna star Lela Star. They swap spit then climb up into each others luscious looking cracks and start licking away at everything in sight. Oh yeah, and for desert she goes one on one with Sammie Rhodes. Let the record reflect that we will never get tired of seeing Sammie Rhodes.

As if that wasn’t enough, Brad throws in two extra scenes, one with Bridgette B and Bluebird contract star Madelyn Marie and another with London Keyes and Tory Lane. There’s not a single scene in this movie that isn’t worth watching over and over and over until the DVD melts. Don’t believe us? Take a good hard look at the gallery they sent over and then tell us you’re not into it. That’s what we thought.

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Jessica Drake is a naughty, naughty girl. We don’t think even the most passionate fan or deranged ideologue would contest that. Some might say she truly is wicked. Brad Armstrong asks the unthinkable—is she wicked enough?

The shockingly obvious answer is, yes, of course she is, which is why she has been under contract to Wicked Pictures forwhat amounts to most of her career in adult entertainment and is also his live-in lover off screen. We all know that, so really, what’s left to reveal about this magical enchantress who doesn’t seem to age and grows more beautiful and arousing as the years pass? Does she have her own secret hidden portrait like Dorian Gray stashed away somewhere in his mansion, far from prying eyes, in which she looks like the twin sister of Greta Van Susteren or is it simply the ravenous lust for life and love of what she does that keeps her young and beautiful? So many unanswered questions still remain about this elusive and enchanting sex goddess.

One thing we do know, thanks to Brad’s latest release “Wicked Games,” is where she stands on the major issue of the day, which nudges out world poverty, taxes, the national debt, and the rights of gays to marry…if only just slightly—what does sex mean to you? It’s an arguably important question, for studies show that after extensive polling (pun fully intended) most adults over twenty answered with a wide range of predictable responses that ranged from “love and affection” to “an unquenchable hunger” with the second largest response from women being “money and a chance at a better life.” The largest sliver of the nonexistent pie chart simply read “How should I know? I’ve been married so long I can barely remember what it felt like in the first place!” Hidden deep in there like an overlooked earmark on a war funding bill was the smallest sliver of all, the one into which Jessica’s rare answer fell, with only six percent of people surveyed responding that to them it was simply a game. You see to a supernatural fornicator like Miss Drake, the status to which she has incontestably risen like the Chinese sex goddess P’an Chin-lien, it’s all about pushing the boundaries of sex to the limits. Sex in public, voyeurism, bondage – these are just where the game starts. You’ll have to watch ‘Wicked Games’ to see where it how it all ends. We think you will enjoy the ride.

Joining Drake are Nikki Benz, Courtney Cummz, Tory Lane, and sexy as fuck Jenna Presley. By Shiva, we’ve missed her slutty ass and all the magical things she can do with her mouth and vagina. Giddyup you lil cocksucker! Yeehaw!

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Seasoned anal seductresses Tory Lane, Shyla Stylez, Kristina Rose, Missy Stone, Mackenzee Pierce, and Larissa Dee will captivate and amuse you with their sphincter defying shenanigans! Eric Everhard has started his own Hooked on Phonics series, exclusively for porn stars, and so far the results are extraordinary!

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Dark hair draws you in, framing a woman’s face and making it harder to hide imperfections in her beauty. Erik Everhard‘s newest release pays tribute to those smoldering sex pots who’ve gone over to the dark side.

For many of us, “Blonde Ambition” will forever be associated with Madonna’s iconic and unforgettable performance of yesteryear, which Rolling Stone once proclaimed the best tour of 1990. For the younger set, it will more likely refer to the hapless 2007 Jessica Simpson movie that came and went faster than a young boy’s fleeting masturbatory fantasy about blasting a fresh batch of nut chowder across that blow up doll’s fat, big league baiting booty. Church.

But while much ado has been made about the blond set (it’s practically its own niche), rarely do we see such attention paid to the darker coiffed beauties. Celebrities from Angelina Jolie to Sandra Bullock have been as easy targets for the unquenchable sexual fantasies as Kate Hudson, Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann turned their sex appeal into political careers, despite debilitating mental retardation, becoming more popular than transsexual Coulter amongst sexually repressed red meat and bloody potato eating Republicans.

Leave it to Erik Everhard, one of the most oversexed men on the planet, to turn his insight and massive tool to the plundering of brunettes with the release of his latest movie “Brunette Ambition” which releases this week.

With a dream ensemble of young, beautiful, slutty women, including Jasmine Byrne, Tory Lane, Gianna Michaels, Sandra Romain, Lela Star, Amy Ried, Liliane Tiger, Angelina Crow, Rachel Starr, and Angel Dark, it’s an amazing first venture into the world of serious, librarian type, often overlooked women.

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What, exactly, does it take to be recognized as a “banging bitch”? The exact qualifications are a bit hard to define, but we can confidently say that Angelina Valentine and Tory Lane easily fit the bill.

You might say we know it when we see it—and when we see them, there’s definitely a lot of knowledge going on. In our pants.

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It is 2040 and sex with humans just isn’t safe. Three decades ago (holy shit that’s next year !!!) a perfect storm of diseases converged to produce “a worldwide pandemic of epic proportions.” What will this do to Love?

Studio: Wicked
Director: Brad Armstrong
Cast: Alektra Blue, Randy Spears, jessica drake, Kaylani Lei, Mikayla Mendez, Kirsten Price, Marcus London, Brad Armstrong, Jayden Jaymes, Kayla Carrera, Barrett Blade, Tommy Gunn, Eric Masterson, Alexis Texas, Rocco Reed, Tory Lane, Janet Mason, Mick Blue, Jerry, TJ Cummings, Bill Bailey

Review by: Gram Ponante

The screenwriter goes uncredited, but the story of “2040″ has bits of everything from “Pinocchio” to “The Velveteen Rabbit” to “Blade Runner”: Love something enough and it can become human.

We meet Ryan Spears (Randy Spears), who is a porn performer, just like his dad, the porn actor Randy Spears. Ryan’s job is similar to his father’s, but he must perform it clandestinely because of (as the voiceover tells us) the porn tax of 2015, the porn police, and because porn companies are now “corporate entities traded on the open market.”

(Like in the original “Blade Runner,” we can do without the voiceover.)

Not only that, but Spears must also fuck robots.

Spears and company deliver a lot of inside references and product placement to the benefit of the Real Doll company, Wicked Pictures, and AVN, whose 55th annual awards show is presented complete with bad band and fucking in the bathrooms.

The first scene, as carried off by Spears and the faulty robot Alexis Texas, is very funny and more than reminiscent of certain porn sets I’ve attended.

The Alexis Texas robot blows a fuse, you see, and the crew and Spears have to wrestle her to a squatting position so that Spears can aim a load into her R.O.C., or removable oral cavity. The sight of Texas kneeling there, mouth open, eyes glazed over, and bolt-ons perpendicular, is both chilling and familiar (Texas is acting, of course, like she just came off a Max Hardcore shoot).

With the Texas “doll” or “mecha” out of commission, the production enlists a robot that looks just like Alektra Blue. Her name is Mira.

But Spears is dismissive.

“She’s a toaster,” says Spears. “You fuck one mecha, you’ve fucked them all. And they all taste like toast.”

But Mira is not your ordinary frakking Cylon. She sweats! Her skin reddens with whipping! And her vagina is adjustable!

Spears is amazed. Could he be falling for a toaster? And, since he is Mira’s “first,” she imprints his data in her “memory banks.”

What follows is a lot of exposition, some corporate intrigue and skulduggery, sex for no reason (but we’re happy it happened, don’t get us wrong), the conspicuous absence of Stormy Daniels and, sprinkled throughout, some poignant moments in which Mira comes to terms with her blossoming personhood.

The problem with “2040″ is that, in trying to be Wicked’s epic for the year, a movie that would have worked better small became instead top-heavy. There were plotlines and actors who didn’t need to be there, like a community theatre production in which everyone who auditioned got a part. At the heart of the bloat that is “2040″ is a really good porn movie that no one believed in enough to let stand on its own.

That said, the people the movie is about, Spears and Blue, are fantastic. While he can ham it up with the best of today’s porn dudes, Spears also has a gravitas that no one in the porn world can touch. And Alektra Blue does great work as a living doll; I wish she’d been allowed to do more. (If RealDoll.com has an Alektra Blue model, I bet it’s awesome.)

“2040″ has a happy ending and I bet you can guess what it is. There is an uplifting message for couples that almost sounds like Stay Monogamous. (The underlying message, though, is that Mira has the intellect of a child but a vagina like a 320-hp engine, therefore it’s easy to stay monogamous…the outlook is dire for human women.)

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