Madison Young is good at a hell of a lot of things, but the thing we think she is best at is being a masochistic little slut on camera. We like to imagine that this takes place in a kinky spa in which Madison is under-going rigorous new exfoliation techniques for her delicate porcelain skin.

We know torture is bad—and yeah, this is probably very scary and painful—but gosh darnit we want some attention from the sexy executioner. Even if it means getting stripped naked and jabbed with jade claws, we’ll do it. The movie is about a delicious poison that stimulates the entire nervous

Or else what? Ball-biting. Yes, this girl is a bit aggressive about her love for jizz, but you have to respect a woman who knows what she wants and isn’t afraid to get it. We, however, are totally afraid of her because those teeth mean business. Can one ejaculate on

You were misbehaving this weekend, weren’t you? Don’t ask us how we know these things–we can just tell. That means you need to start this week off with a good spanking. Hey, we don’t make these rules, but you are expected to follow them. So really, our hands our tied