I know Billions is about a hedge fund manager and an attenory and money and power and all that stuff, but if they decided they wanted to become a light hearted musical about farmers in space, I really wouldn't care as long as they continued to have Malin Åkerman topless, I'd keep watching. I wouldn't complain one bit about the show taking place on Enceladus and everyone singing their feelings, if it means I still get to see Malin Akerman's boob I'm fully
The new live-action Beauty and the Beast raked in over $170 million in its opening weekend. It's really not all that surprising, as Disney knows how to tell the tale as old as time of a beauty falling in love with a Beast/Man who lives all alone in a castle with singing furniture. It's a story we can all relate to. In honor of the movie's success, we thought we'd celebrate by counting down the Top Ten Disney Hotties.
Yes, Ebonee Davis has wonderful boobs and Myla Dalbesio's boobs aren't bad either, but all the sniffing has me wondering what the hell is going on.
We all know that Joanna Krupa enjoys being topless. We have many, many, many photo spreads, random pics, and Instagram posts of her in various stages of undress. And it doesn't matter where she is. Joanna Krupa can be at home, the beach, or on vacation somewhere and before you know it, that top is off. I really don't have anything clever to say about it, I just really love pointing out that Joanna Krupa is topless a lot.
If I'm being honest here, and I'm always honest here, I've never heard of the band Unwritten Law. I guess they are a punk band out of somewhere in California. And while I'm sure they have a loyal fan base that is probably yelling at me right now because I can't name a single track from any of their albums, I think I'm going to go ahead and call myself a fan. You see, Cailin Russo is the daughter of the lead singer of Unwritten Law and she's pretty damn hot when topless so I think that's reason enough to love a band.
There are some out there who might find this strange or believe that we are telling tales, but there was a time when even a movie rated PG could have nudity. While there has been a crackdown in nudity in films not rated R, there was a glorious period when you could be watching a PG movie when all of sudden there were some boobs. So in this wave of nostalgia for a simpler, boob-filled time, let's countdown to the Top Ten Hottest Nude Scenes From PG Movies.
You'll have to forgive the terrible pun about Sydney Graham and our collective mouths being dry - yes, I attempted to make a funny about crackers and someone with the last name Graham, and it probably won't land. But the thing is, a topless Sydney Graham is just so incredibly hot it's hard to find words that will properly describe what you are seeing. Hey, at least I didn't say Sydney Graham will you wanting s'more.
They often say if you want to make a work of art, be it a painting or a television, you have to something that's going to ring true to the audience. There has to be something that is going to make them remember what they have witnessed. The BBC show Clique (2017) continues to do a great job at getting everyone to remember each episode with the help of a topless Synnove Karlsen.
I know there has been a lot of news about Russian recently, but I can't believe no one is talking about this. A zoo in Moscow is suing the advertising company Art-Msk after they rented a raccoon, used it in an ad featuring a topless woman, and returned the raccoon in a state of shock. Seriously, in Russia, you can rent a raccoon from the zoo.
St. Patrick's Day is finally upon us. We are all decked out in green, ready to have a drink or two of green beer, and maybe you'll go on the hunt for a four-leaf clover whiling singing an old Irish folk song. But if you want to feel lucky in a different way, why don't you have a look at the Top Ten Hottest Irish American Celebrities?
I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who remembers the first time they say Stacey Dash. For me, it was Clueless (1995) and if I'm being honest here I had more a crush on her than Alicia Silverstone. So when she shed her clothes for Playboy back in 2006, you know I rushed right out and bought a couple of copies. There is no doubt these are sexiest pictures of Stacey Dash ever, ever, ever.
"Beware the ides of March" is one of the more famous lines from the William Shakespeare classic Julius Caesar. And while that particular line is meant as a warning to the Roman king, most of March isn't much of anything. Maybe a birthday, maybe an anniversary, but for most of us it's just a regular day. But since the ides of March are right around the corner we thought we should heed that Soothsayer's warning and countdown the Top Ten Hottest Shakespeare Babes.
I've never actually believed that good things come in pairs. Sure, there are some things that come in a set of two that are pretty awesome: doubleheaders in baseball, Reese's Peanut Butter cups, and socks. That's about all the great things that came in pairs until now... now Eva Biechy and Justine Nicolas are probably the greatest thing to come in a pair.
I'm all for a The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011) sequel, as there are more books in the series and the David Fincher adaptation is was great, but doing "The Girl In The Spider's Web" without Rooney Mara? I hesitate to jump on board with this project, even if it's filled with as much nudity as the first one. Rooney Mara was an awesome Lisbeth Salander; she had the edge, the grit, and the fantastic nude body. I don't know if anyone could replace her... or could someone?
Normally when someone is topless, they are always hotter from the front. Sure, we all love a nice sexy back, but nothing beats looking at a beautiful pair of breasts, even if they are covered by a hand bra. But I find myself questioning if topless from the front is always hotter thanks to these two Instagram posts from Elsa Hosk.
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