We love Tom Byron. We understand why he’s not making movies all the time these days, and we respect him for whatever he wants to do, but damn do we miss that guy. So imagine our joy when we saw a familiar figure smashed beneath the beautiful butt of Julie Cash! It’s Tom, lover of ass, licker of anus, worm beneath the high heels of hotties!
Trapped in the lizard brain of the uneven “Batgirl XXX” is a really good porn movie that is hindered time and again by porn’s rogues gallery: marble-mouthed delivery and slipshod attention to detail.
By the end of New Sensations’ superb “Torn,” you, too, will risk your marriage for a chance to cheat with Remy La Croix. But you will also want to work it out with India Summer. And you’ll probably get some action on the side from Raylene, who is free-spirited.
Not having seen the movie or TV versions of Joss Whedon’s “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” is not a detriment to enjoying this porn adaptation. But people who don’t like Lexi Belle’s vagina probably shouldn’t watch it.
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes! Our days of reading “Buffy” fanfiction are numbered, because Lee Roy Myers and Adam & Eve just released the trailer for the “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” parody porn we’ve been dreaming of! If you haven’t yet seen Jeff Koga’s pictures from the set (or the second batch he sent us from the set) then now is the time to hop in bed with some popcorn and have the late ’90s wet dream you’ve always wanted.
Dusky, fleshy porn minxes don and doff boots and fulsome skirts in Spanish California, getting the flowers fucked from their hair. And that should be enough in a tale where the English and Spanish are broken equally.
On the one hand, a porn parody of anything Pee-wee Herman-related is depraved, disgusting, and something we want no part of. On the other hand, a XXX Pee-wee Herman is pretty much the role that Tommy Pistol was born to play. So we’ll call this one a draw?
It’s science: If Juliet is indeed the Sun, it makes sense for Romeo to get to the hottest part of her. Romeo & Juliet Studio: DreamZone Director: Lee Roy Myers Starring: Rocco Reed, Chanel Preston, Andy San Dimas, Anthony Rosano, Ann Marie Rios, Brian Street Team, India Summer, Tom Byron
After a hard day of work, Tom Byron likes to head to his favorite bar, sit in his favorite spot, and stick his cock between his favorite bartender’s huge titties. Everybody has their routine, you know? Some people smoke a little weed, some people bang the busty bartender, and we’re
It turns out that sword-wielding nobleman Don Diego Vega—better known as Zorro—has been getting frisky on camera lately, and we have pictures of him banging Gracie Glam! We’re not worried about him contacting the FBI about these pictures or anything like that, but he may carve a Z into our
On Monday, we gave you an exclusive first look at the making of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer: The XXX Parody.” Today we’ve got even more photos from the three day shoot—including a whole heck of a lot of vampire sex, and the first look at Michael Vegas as Spike. Won’t
I wasn’t porn-conscious enough in 2002 to remember Inari Vachs’ first period in porn, but if her current reemergence is anything to go by, I’m glad she decided to jump back into the smut industry. In “Seasoned Players 15,” Tom Byron gives her top billing, and sings her praises on
We’ve been hearing rumors about an upcoming “Buffy” parody for over a year now—and finally, at long last, it’s actually coming to fruition. Penned by newcomer Josh Wheldon and directed by the legendary Lee Roy Myers, this parody looks to be the most exciting thing to hit Porn Valley since
While I have a perfectly legal crush on Phoenix Marie, it is clear from the boxcover of “Big Ass Fixation 8″ that Raylene really wants her ass to be noticed more. In fact, by comparison, Phoenix Marie is demure-assed. Tom Byron collects and mounts (or sees mounted) five callipygian women
But what is it? A big ass fixation? (We’re certain he still has that one.) A big penis? The ability to jizz on command? The love of legions of young pornstars? A better life than we could possibly imagine? Whatever it is, it looks real good on him. Incidentally, Samone
Combining cable news and hardcore pornography? That right there is what you’d call a mixed menace. Unfortunately, “This Ain’t Fox News XXX” is less than the sum of its parts, and we end up with weak porn about surprisingly un-evil personalities. This Ain’t Fox News XXX Studio: Hustler Director: Stuart
There’s only so long you can stare at a butt before you start to wonder about the butt’s feelings. We’d hope that as we gaze into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into us, but we’re concerned that these fine females are thinking about frozen yogurt while we worship their
Archivists at Tom Byron Pictures recently unearthed an old-timey sex tape from one of cinema’s greats, Charlie Chaplin! Also worth noting: there were two Charlie Chaplins, one was a girl, and they liked to get freaky together. How about that? Yes, it surely is a big day for the history
No one in film school took Natasha Nice’s big boobs seriously, so she and her busty friends dropped out to make their own movie! It would’ve worked if only the entire world weren’t obsessed with large tits. Sadly, it doesn’t matter that Natasha’s script is better written than “The King’s
Imagine poor Tom Byron’s plight: strapped down on a bed, unable to move, with Misty’s wet pussy swinging above him, slowly lowering onto his mouth. Ok, he’s not strapped down, he’s doing it willingly. We’re being melodramatic. Sorry. And don’t worry about Tom being declawed by Misty. If there’s anybody
