Ernest Borgnine is 91 years old, but he has a very simple secret for his longevity: Jerking off, and lots of it. Thankfully, he decided to share this tidbit with a live national TV audience. So is that what “The Dirty Dozen” was about? (video @ bestweekever.tv)

· Jessica Alba is already working on a plan to move up to No. 1 on next year’s Hot 100 list. We would say these GQ pictures make her the early frontrunner. (hollywoodtuna.com) · Meanwhile, Avril Lavigne focuses her self-promotional efforts on the cover of the new issue of Blender.