There are times when we don't want to beat around the bush. We need to cut through the red tape and right to the point, no messing around. Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes know what I'm talking about. They just right to showing off their awesome thong tanlines without wasting any of our time.
We all have something that always makes us happy. No matter our mood or what's going on, there are a few things that bring a smile to our faces. Be it a funny movie, a good friend to talk to, or Doutzen Kroes in bikini, happiness is right around the corner when those magical treats are near. Personally, I'd skip the movie and dump the friend for Doutzen Kroes in a bikini.
You know how sometimes you can tell what kind of year it's going to be in the first few weeks? If you get a promotion at work right off the bat, then you know it's going to be a good year, but if you stub your toe repeatedly on different objects for a week, you know the year is going to suck. I'm starting to wonder if this will be the year of Lady Gaga's ass.
Well, once again we find ourselves at the mercy of cute emojis instead of boobs. No doubt this topless-ish pic of Lily Rose Depp was posted on one of the social media sites that frowns upon the beauty that is the boobie, but at least Lily Rose Depp didn't have to put a cute animal over her ass cheeks.
Maybe you got a card, maybe someone gave you kiss, but most likely you just got a half-hearted "Happy New Year" from someone on New Year's Day. But don't get down because Lady Gaga is going to wish you a happy new year in the best way possible! She's wearing a thong bikini! Now that's a great way to welcome 2018.
Here's the thing about these Candice Swanepoel pics: I don't know if they are professional or from some kind of sexy vacation. Really, I have no idea. One minute I think they are for some upcoming photo spread and the next minute I'm pretty sure Candice Swanepoel is hanging out naked a beach.
You can tell me this was a photo shoot, you can tell me she did this as a dare, you can tell me whatever you want, but I'm not going to believe it. Lady Gaga is wearing a jeweled bikini top, thong bikini bottom, and high heels to be the beach because she's Lady Gaga. There is no other reason.
Normally when someone lays on a log, there are so many jokes about wood that pop up that you can't help but spend the next 30 minutes or so cracking jokes. Yet, here's Bella Hadid being all sexy in a bikini on a log and I can't think of a single wood joke.
Jessica Lowndes in a bikini from the front is one hell of an incredible sight. But at the same time, seeing Jessica Lowndes from the back in a thong bikini is something to write home about. Seriously, Jessica Lowndes in a bikini looks great from all sides. I can't pick.
From what I can tell, Alexis Ren decided to take a little trip to somewhere while wearing a bikini, then took a bike ride in a different yet still sexy bikini, and finished up her adventure with a dip in the ocean in an even sexier bikini than before. Seriously, why doesn't someone turn this into a movie?
You have no idea how badly I want to protest Katrina Bowden. How much I want to swear off talking about her, thinking about her, or even looking at her Instagram feed until she does a nude scene. But there is no way in hell I'm that strong. Katrina Bowden is just sooooooo damn sexy, it's unreal.
Look, I know you've got a lot on your mind - so do I. This world can sometimes seem like it's moving too fast for all of us and some things just fall through the cracks. So, I'm here today to tell you that Amber Heard is still, in fact, super hot. You can go ahead and take that worry off your plate.
I'll be the first to admit I don't really know the names of many photographers, other than the ones we all know. But when a certain photographer takes a series of really sexy pictures, then I do my best to learn his name. Yoo Young Kyu. Remember that name, people, because he takes some pretty awesome pictures.
One merely has to say the magic words, not abracadabra or open sesame or pretty please, but Vida Guerra in a bikini and the mind is instantly taken on a trip to super sexy land, filled with the sexiest images Vida Guerra in a thong bikini. Only with this magic trick is always amazing.
It seems that bikinis are getting smaller and smaller (or maybe it's the ladies are getting hotter and hotter), but it would appear that tying together a few strands of fabric that barely cover anything can be considered swimwear. If you don't believe me, then check out this "bikini" on Hailey Clauson and tell me it's not a wonderful time to be alive.
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