In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.
Sofi loves to jiggle!
As the days get longer and the sun gets brighter we all know that summer is just around the corner. Odds are it will be a hot one. And I'm not basing this claim on any scientific fact other than Adriana Lima's complete and total hotness. I have no doubt in my mind that her sexiness effects weather patterns.
Jade wants who she wants!
Breathing is just one of those things that we never really think about until we aren't doing it. It can be really scary to realize that you are lacking oxygen. Though, I will say, the fear is totally worth it when you forget to take a breath because you are staring at Vida Guerra in nothing but a thong in a bed.
Look, I'm not trying to start anything here. I know that there are people in this world who get to do things I don't get to do. And on the other side of that coin, I'm sure there are some things that I'm doing that someone else wishes they could do. But, who is the lucky person that gets to leave their hand prints in mud on Emily Ratajkowski's ass?
For all the comic book - I'm sorry, graphic novel - nerds out there, Sin City is a title that is for sure in your collection. And while we may have feared the transition from the page to the big screen, the 2005 film Sin City lived up to the hype. Now it would seem that the magic is about to leap off the page once again, but this time on the small screen.
Have you ever been scrolling through the movies on any of the streaming services to find a movie you loved when you were younger? You get kind of excited, you start watching the movie, and as it goes you realize the movie actually sucks. You being to wonder why you loved this movie so much? Yeah, we've all been there. But thankfully, this isn't like those moments because Britney Spears is still sexy!
Instagram has often been the place where celebrities like to show off new things. Whether it's things they made, things they bought, or things that were given to them their pages are filled with the newest, biggest, and brightest things. But, I have to be honest: I have no idea what McKayla Maroney is showing off. New thong? New shirt? New... something? I mean, that's the same beautiful ass as the last time we saw it.
There is just something about any last name with "La" at the beginning that makes it a little sexier. It's the sound "La" makes, it's quite musical, it's quite mysterious, it's quite awesome. And Emily Labowe is a shining example of everything that makes "La" last names so great. Well, that and her awesome naked body.
Even though acid-washed, high-waisted jeans attempted to hide the rear end for much of the 1980s, there were quite a few butts that we still remember to this day. And it wouldn't be right of us to talk about the best boobs of the 1980s without also counting down the hottest butts of 1980s, too.
A reflection is defined as a surface tossing back an image, heat, light, sound, or in this case, Willa Holland's ass instead of absorbing it. Then again, we all could be lightheaded by the sight of Willa Holland in the thong that everything is blurry. I keep trying to look away from this Instagram post, but I'm still seeing two of everything.
Amateurs Sophie Anne seems like a Playboy pro. See how natural it is for her to go all-natural!
They say when taking a picture you should always put your best face forward. And while Ariel Winter has one hell of a beautiful face, I think we can forgive her for putting her best cheeks forward in this Instagram pic. Hey, sometimes you just don't feel like looking into the camera and giving a big smile.
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